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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Originally posted by Octavian Everyone are masters of their own fates, and captain of their destinies. Don't beat yourself up. Just accept what was, know what is, and have faith in what will be my friend.

    No Meth, everything except for the word faith is gold.
  2. Originally posted by CASPER Yeah I suppose if we all obsessed about and traced back every connection, the butterfly is responsible for the tsunami. But actions also have consequences, and it's sometimes uncomfortable how much power our words can have.

    But it's really unimportant unless you enjoy feeling like shit, my friend.
  3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by CASPER



    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah. That was her.

    The dark haired one? She looks so pretty
  4. Originally posted by Octavian No you're a fine example. An unemployed, unabashed junkie meth head. Who probably has a predilection for young boys.


    That was your life choices. How does that make you feel?

    I think you aren’t taking your advice about knowing “what is” my friend.

    Everything you just said was wrong (Luke skywalker voice).

    I work 3 days a week at a low-effort job where I basically just watch netflix and shitpoast on NIS all day and last year I made $116,000 US dollars. I didn’t even finish high school btw.

    I don’t do drugs, well when I was 19 I snorted about 1/8 a gram of meth just to try it, and one time smoked a medical blunt, that’s it. They do random drug tests at my work and it’s not worth losing my job over, I didn’t even like it that much tbh.

    I’m married to a sexy 5’2” piece of ass that gives up the pussy and mouth as often as I want (which is usually only about 3 times a week, the rest of the time I’d rather just jack off).

    To answer your question, I feel pretty great about where my life is 👍🏻
  5. Originally posted by CASPER Yeah. That was her.

    Sorry to hear that mate
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The dark haired one? She looks so pretty

    Half her face is covered with plastic .

    Oh.
  7. Originally posted by Octavian No you're a fine example. An unemployed, unabashed junkie meth head. Who probably has a predilection for young boys.


    That was your life choices. How does that make you feel?

    Did you think I do meth because of my username lol? That’s pretty simple thinking there.

    I picked Methuselah because I like fictional characters that lived a long time, or immortality related themes etc. I almost picked Gilgamesh
  8. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Methuselah I think you aren’t taking your advice about knowing “what is” my friend.

    Everything you just said was wrong (Luke skywalker voice).

    I work 3 days a week at a low-effort job where I basically just watch netflix and shitpoast on NIS all day and last year I made $116,000 US dollars. I didn’t even finish high school btw.

    I don’t do drugs, well when I was 19 I snorted about 1/8 a gram of meth just to try it, and one time smoked a medical blunt, that’s it. They do random drug tests at my work and it’s not worth losing my job over, I didn’t even like it that much tbh.

    I’m married to a sexy 5’2” piece of ass that gives up the pussy and mouth as often as I want (which is usually only about 3 times a week, the rest of the time I’d rather just jack off).

    To answer your question, I feel pretty great about where my life is 👍🏻

  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Did you think I do meth because of my username lol? That’s pretty simple thinking there.

    I picked Methuselah because I like fictional characters that lived a long time, or immortality related themes etc. I almost picked Gilgamesh

    So offended he responds twice lol
  10. Originally posted by GGG

    I noticed you thanked his post as well, it’s funny how hard you guys have to try to imagine that my life is somehow worse than yours when it’s objectively better by every metric.

    Nothing you guys say can “get to” me, because you know nothing about me.
  11. Originally posted by GGG So offended he responds twice lol

    I double and even triple post all the time, usually just to add something I forgot the first time. Not really a big deal
  12. It takes only seconds to post something else, see I just did it now
  13. Originally posted by GGG So offended he responds twice lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Originally posted by GGG



    Originally posted by GGG So offended he responds twice lol

    Also, self-owned
  15. Originally posted by Methuselah Also, self-owned
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh here I was gonna cry but alanisbmorrnisetr came on my radio and what it all comes down to is everything gone be fine fine fine . I guess
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Methuselah I noticed you thanked his post as well,

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian

  19. Originally posted by Octavian

    Nothing else to add? About maybe how I live in my mom’s basement, or I was bullied in school, or some other factual information you know about me?

    Nice try loser
  20. Originally posted by mmQ

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