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Malice's Autopsy Report
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2019-03-20 at 4:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Your cells continue to survive after death, so it's plausible your beard and hair and pubic hair may continue to grow for an indeterminate amount of time, possibly minutes, or even hours/days. No one has done a study on it, to date.
Well, hair grows because the root feeds on nutrients brought to it by blood. And once your heart stops pumping, that blood stops flowing. I believe this causes the blood to coagulate and also makes red blood cells burst. Nothing is feeding your root by that point. So I imagine if there's any hair growth after death it's probably incredibly minimal and not worth studying at all. -
2019-03-20 at 4:16 AM UTCI would imagine your toenails and fingernails would also lengthen somewhat in death.
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2019-03-20 at 4:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL I would imagine your toenails and fingernails would also lengthen somewhat in death.
I'm pretty sure everything I said should also apply to nails. Blood is important for growth. Without it, there is nothing to feed the cells. Skin cells and stuff may survive but it's kind of just a waiting game to die. I think most of you is dead within the first 48h. I know internal organs start to rot rather quickly because they rely so heavily on blood flow. All of you kinda does. -
2019-03-20 at 4:30 AM UTCLimits of reversal
Most tissues and organs of the body can survive clinical death for considerable periods. Blood circulation can be stopped in the entire body below the heart for at least 30 minutes, with injury to the spinal cord being a limiting factor.[4] Detached limbs may be successfully reattached after 6 hours of no blood circulation at warm temperatures. Bone, tendon, and skin can survive as long as 8 to 12 hours.[5]
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2019-03-20 at 4:44 AM UTC
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2019-03-20 at 4:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG You look 40 with all those grey hairs. You stressed nigga?
Also my beard/hair is waaaaaay more grey than the picture makes it look. I don't know many 40 or 50 year olds with as much grey as I have. And of course they're the shitty old man grey hairs that grow off in strange directions so if I ever grow my beard out, there's hundreds of scraggly wiry hairs going off every which way.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-20 at 6:14 AM UTC
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2019-03-20 at 6:51 AM UTCThat first picture- if I shaved my head, kept the resting bitch face and slathered on some self tanner- would've been a dead ringer for Justin.
I remember iron john from somewhere, but It always just sounded like a gay porn name to me. Like Peter Steele or Bronze Bradley. -
2019-03-20 at 7:25 AM UTCHank Manwringer
Iron John was that older guy who posted literally nothing but jedi and jedi-related diatribes. he wrote a book and probably stole a coat of arms -
2019-03-20 at 7:34 AM UTCOh yeah that sounds a bit more familiar. Was that on here? I seem to remember it mostly when I'd check on sanctuary or red fern or whatever.
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2019-03-20 at 8:46 AM UTCalmost all of his vital organs were in good condition.
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2019-03-20 at 9:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny almost all of his vital organs were in good condition.
what a waste,
Exactly. Makes me angry to think of all the people about to die right now, completely out of hope.could he really not have just made that unselfish gesture. Just ONE thing to affirm your connection to humanity? Anything? The only reason I never put an organ donor sticker on my license is because I know that in some cases it can give the doctors final call over judgement of your family to take you off life support. But if my GOAL was going to be to end my life, why in the fuck would you ever not help someone out like that? -
2019-03-20 at 9:48 AM UTCikr he could have at least had hiv
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2019-03-20 at 9:49 AM UTCGood night sweet princ eThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-20 at 9:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Exactly. Makes me angry to think of all the people about to die right now, completely out of hope.could he really not have just made that unselfish gesture. Just ONE thing to affirm your connection to humanity? Anything? The only reason I never put an organ donor sticker on my license is because I know that in some cases it can give the doctors final call over judgement of your family to take you off life support. But if my GOAL was going to be to end my life, why in the fuck would you ever not help someone out like that?
from his standpoint, why should he give a fuck.
if i could have any superpowers i want i want the kind of superpower that could let me identify suicidal people and then harvest their organs.
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2019-03-20 at 9:55 AM UTC
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2019-03-20 at 10:33 AM UTCI wonder if you could splice together two dicks, into one coherent SuperDick? I mean even if you're working with a solid 4" and someone donated their 3 or 4", you're working with some healthy numbers there.
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2019-03-20 at 10:34 AM UTCI swear I didn’t know dicks were coherent!😁
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2019-03-20 at 10:38 AM UTCIdeally yes. Though they're often irrational and stuck up.
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2019-03-20 at 10:40 AM UTCI like the “stuck up” ones!
