The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-03-18 at 9:42 AM UTC

   #641
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Lanny damn, tech is cool but that was pretty savage

   
   Age jokes? Nahhhh. I earned this, and I like it.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Ghost
2. 2019-03-18 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #642
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
3. 2019-03-18 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #643
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   So did Casper post faces of death: malice edition yet or has it just been a letdown ?
4. 2019-03-18 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #644
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He’ll do it today
5. 2019-03-18 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #645
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   People in Sweden may, in the future, have to register on a special database called “equality data” where they would need to specify their race. That’s at least according to a proposal put forward by Leila Ali Elmi, a lawmaker from the Green Party. The 30-year-old daughter of immigrants from Somalia who became the first Swedish MP to give a speech in a hijab, told local media that the initiative can tackle issues of discrimination more effectively.

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   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2019-03-18 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #646
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That’s great news, once all the shittskins are in one big database they can be eradicated in one go
7. 2019-03-18 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #647
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Age jokes? Nahhhh. I earned this, and I like it.

   
   holy shit i JUST got the joke in your avatar
   
   oral BEE hah
8. 2019-03-18 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #648
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   this shit made me laugh
   
   
9. 2019-03-18 at 4:18 PM UTC

   #649
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I mean yeah nigga, people gave you money so I mean do the right thing and give the report. Unless that a well devised scam.
10. 2019-03-18 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #650
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I gave him the money to help a nigga out. I only tangentially give a fuck about the report
11. 2019-03-18 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #651
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    can i borrow 20
12. 2019-03-18 at 4:53 PM UTC

    #652
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Ghost this shit made me laugh
    
    

    
    That's not funny
13. 2019-03-18 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #653
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost can i borrow 20

    
    My ebt ran out, I just wanna get a burger and hot fudge sunday from the diner over there. Pls sir, im pregnant wit TWO babees.
    
    A 40 yr old nig nug said this to me one time, like are you kidding me? I know you're lying, but at least tell me you're gonna go the grocery store instead of buying a fuckin 15 dollar meal. Idiot.
14. 2019-03-18 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #654
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Initialing all my food woth a sharpie because dumb shits don't buy their own. At least it may have been manager who threw out my steak while cleaning. Gonna buy me a knew one maybe.
15. 2019-03-18 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #655
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm getting a rental car for like either 5 bucks a day or total through enterprise and my insurance. Neck still hurts, barely feeling flexiril. Hope I get to drive a new model, new civics look sweet.
16. 2019-03-18 at 5:52 PM UTC

    #656
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Love, Death, and Robots is REALLY good.
17. 2019-03-18 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #657
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Half done with eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. So far it's kinda slow and the girl's interactions when meeting Jim's character are kinda hokey and unnatural. Fell alseep, better rewatch a lil bit.
18. 2019-03-18 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #658
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    can i borrow 20 though
19. 2019-03-18 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #659
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    ey casper im waitin 4 ur upload bb
20. 2019-03-18 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #660
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Ghost can i borrow 20 though

    
    them nikes is nice