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  1. Dony any of you cunts try cos he/she's mine and I'll be tickling prostates deep in tranny shit by the end of next week.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER And I'm almost definitely going to change my avvy to the face on the corpse diagram in the report, because the coroner for some reason saw fit to draw a scraggly beard on it with a pen, and that's fucking HILARIOUS to me.

    Lol, an accurate representation i am sure.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    I've just noticed Sploo hasn't matured since he was on Zoklet, getting bullied & laughed at.
  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by CASPER So you've been incoherently shitposting for the last year for lulz? That's acceptable.


    Realize it makes me sad because you're one of the ones I actually give a shit about.

    Faggot.

    Bro it's like daily projections of spl00 and joe
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by GGG HTS could do so much better. Both personality and looks wise.

    *feels HTS lurking*
  6. Originally posted by Octavian I've just noticed Sploo hasn't matured since he was on Zoklet, getting bullied & laughed at.

    That's becouse he's my age living in his parent's basement with no job doing fake drugs by himself and replaying old video games stalking a girl he doesn't know on facebook talking in gibberish with scron fantasizing about actual drugs he can't afford while doing bundy (dx.m) again and complaining about mild discomfort from miniscule amounts of headshop Crouton withdrawal.

    He hasn't changed or matured a bit, although at least he claims to be going back to school next semester.

    Shamby, who's been getting kicked out of rehabs and is on a laundry list of psych meds is doing better than him because he's finally taking his drug recovery a little bit seriously.
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  7. Originally posted by mashlehash *feels HTS lurking*

    Shut up goll666m, scron is actually hawt, unlike your chubby yellow ass.
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    All my little children and bros. I want to be the fatherbrother you never had.
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Seriously it's about to be 2020. Everyone needs to start getting their shit together so we'll be able to transmit our hard-won scumbag wisdom to the next generation of degenerates.
  10. This autistic guy in my house has got to go. He's the loud, never shuts up kind, all of us ignore him.

    He has sxhizophrenia and talks about how he needs xanax for his aNXiETy but won't get any. His brother comes over to play halo and he pretends to hallucinate and makes his brother give him some of his gabapentin.

    Once he got some yesterday he repeatedly said "I feel better! I feel better! I feel better!...(no response) I feel better!" And his brother finally threw him a bone and said something. He put mail on my desk one time but I wamt him to never come in my room again bc he'll proabably go through my shit and steal my gaba.

    Get kicked out already, I'm tempted to tell Brian he's taking Crouton.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano This autistic guy in my house has got to go. He's the loud, never shuts up kind, all of us ignore him.

    He has sxhizophrenia and talks about how he needs xanax for his aNXiETy but won't get any. His brother comes over to play halo and he pretends to hallucinate and makes his brother give him some of his gabapentin.

    Once he got some yesterday he repeatedly said "I feel better! I feel better! I feel better!…(no response) I feel better!" And his brother finally threw him a bone and said something. He put mail on my desk one time but I wamt him to never come in my room again bc he'll proabably go through my shit and steal my gaba.

    Get kicked out already, I'm tempted to tell Brian he's taking Crouton.

    Who the hell is Brian and why are you even living with this kid.
  12. In a super uncomfy neck brace waiting for pain pills and insurance money.

    When his insurance pays me for medical bills directly, I don't have to reimburse my health insurance do I?
  13. Originally posted by Sophie Who the hell is Brian and why are you even living with this kid.

    Looking for a place on campus, haven't found one yet. Not very many decent looking subleases I've checked out. Kinda want to live in a house instead of an apartment or at least my own room in a biggerish apartment with other people.

    I have the best room in the house that is actually worth the money kind of, plus free cleaning supplies and tide pods lol. Also kinda lazy don't want to move my stuff too bad.
  14. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Happy st Patricks day, niggas.

    It was a good night.

    The guppy part of town was silent as a a cemetary this morning which is not the usually. There was many a hangover down there lol.
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  15. Originally posted by hydromorphone Happy st Patricks day, niggas.

    It was a good night.

    The guppy part of town was silent as a a cemetary this morning which is not the usually. There was many a hangover down there lol.

    Have you gone to any festivals recently?
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm seriously considering jumping ship and starting a collective Totse legacy forum that we all have imput on, free of hardcore Autistic kidiot spam. There's elements of serious intellectual discussion here, but it's really hindered by one liner retard posting.

    This is by no means disrespect to Lanny, but I feel that obvious needs are not addressed seriously. The banners are fucking awful. Some ugly faggot and office paint pics.

    CRINGE
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Shut up goll666m, scron is actually hawt, unlike your chubby yellow ass.

    I am not and have never been yellow.
  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm seriously considering jumping ship and starting a collective Totse legacy forum that we all have imput on, free of hardcore Autistic kidiot spam. There's elements of serious intellectual discussion here, but it's really hindered by one liner retard posting.

    This is by no means disrespect to Lanny, but I feel that obvious needs are not addressed seriously. The banners are fucking awful. Some ugly faggot and office paint pics.

    CRINGE

    We need a moderated section here. I feel another site would just fragment the community.
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  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by GGG We need a moderated section here. I feel another site would just fragment the community.

    If anything is to be done then it should be this. For the love of all that is holy and good, don't make another site. We'll end up splitting up again and it's like 20 of us left, tops.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano Looking for a place on campus, haven't found one yet. Not very many decent looking subleases I've checked out. Kinda want to live in a house instead of an apartment or at least my own room in a biggerish apartment with other people.

    I have the best room in the house that is actually worth the money kind of, plus free cleaning supplies and tide pods lol. Also kinda lazy don't want to move my stuff too bad.

    If you can afford a house then go for it. An apartment is just fine if you're a student though, in my opinion.

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