The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-03-17 at 5 AM UTC

   #421
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Just read the abbreviated version. Boring and blah.
2. 2019-03-17 at 5:56 AM UTC

   #422
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, LiS is good shit if you can wade through the sometimes gross hipster portland dialogue. But whatever you do DON'T play the prequel, oh my god is that game insufferable. EVERY goddamn person talks so slowly you'd swear they were all on benzos. The whole game seems so unnecessary, it doesn't add a thing.
   
   TellTale has good shit mostly, some are a miss though. I agree, Wolf among is is delicious. Walking Dead pretty good but outdated. Did they ever release the new one after they wen't bankrupt?
   
   Game of Thrones one was also great because I didn't, and won't, watch the show. It was like an interactive condensed version of the TV show all into a very digestible video game. Ditto. Was also the longest of the TT series' by far.

   
   I kind of enjoyed the prequel. I mean it was still shit but not like, a bad story. I enjoyed spending more time in their chaotic universe. The original was clearly superior tho.
   
   I played episode 1 of the new game and I think it has a lot of potential if they can avoid getting all political
3. 2019-03-17 at 6:02 AM UTC

   #423
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Anybody watch the fight tonight? One before the main one was awesome. Mexican dude had a hell of a surprise attack in round 2. I was drinking two shots every time a mexican won (and in between) which was idk, 3 or 4 fights. I forget.
   
   Garcia needed to get close. Kept passing up his opportunities and not following through when he actually got him cornered.
4. 2019-03-17 at 8:45 AM UTC

   #424
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Urgh, minor relapse. Could have been worse. I'll pretend last night didn't happen.
5. 2019-03-17 at 8:49 AM UTC

   #425
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian Urgh, minor relapse. Could have been worse. I'll pretend last night didn't happen.

   
   The 1st step is to admit u have a problem
6. 2019-03-17 at 10:26 AM UTC

   #426
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Severe serotonin syndrome. I must have watched porn for like 8 hours straight off my nut. I was suppose to go that girl's house last night but she had to babysit or some shit.
   
   Imma curl up in the foetal position and spend the day in bed lamenting.
7. 2019-03-17 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #427
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Oct,
   When I quit coccaine, I relapsed quite a few times, then I just got sick of it.
   
   Don’t be so hard on yourself! Pick back up where you left off!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Octavian, 
   • CASPER, 
   • GGG
8. 2019-03-17 at 10:31 AM UTC

   #428
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Don’t be so hard on yourself! Pick back up where you left off!

   
   Yeah!
   
   You can quit anytime you want to! For now just go ahead and rail that shit, there’s always tomorrow
9. 2019-03-17 at 10:32 AM UTC

   #429
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Methuselah Yeah!
   
   You can quit anytime you want to! For now just go ahead and rail that shit, there’s always tomorrow

   
   
   Not what I said!!!
   Don’t twist my words. It’s a work in progress.
10. 2019-03-17 at 10:46 AM UTC

    #430
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Not what I said!!!
    Don’t twist my words. It’s a work in progress.

    
    Yeah I was deliberately misinterpreting what u said for humorous effect
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CASPER
11. 2019-03-17 at 10:47 AM UTC

    #431
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Goof ball👅
12. 2019-03-17 at 11:09 AM UTC

    #432
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Indeed. I'll be back in the gym tomorrow so sunshine and rainbows all around guiz.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Technologist
13. 2019-03-17 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #433
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER You seem jealous

    
    im jealous of the drugs he used to overdose because I wanted to kill him with my bear hands
14. 2019-03-17 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #434
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost im jealous of the drugs he used to overdose because I wanted to kill him with my bear hands

    
    I will perform a radical hysterectomy on you cunt.
15. 2019-03-17 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #435
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    You aren't funny
16. 2019-03-17 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #436
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost You aren't funny

    
    You'll laugh when I stick my swichblade up your ass cunt.
17. 2019-03-17 at 1:50 PM UTC

    #437
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Sock Puppet You'll laugh when I stick my swichblade up your ass cunt.

    
    i doubt that would make anyone laugh, kid
18. 2019-03-17 at 1:51 PM UTC

    #438
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Sock Puppet I will perform a radical hysterectomy on you cunt.

    
    He hasn't got a uterus...
    
    

    Originally posted by Ghost You aren't funny

    
    I don't know who's more Autistic. Sploo's alt, or Sploo's alt's - alt.
19. 2019-03-17 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #439
    

    Sock Puppet Houston

    Originally posted by Grylls i doubt that would make anyone laugh, kid

    
    I'll tickle your prostate and tell you a funny joke
20. 2019-03-17 at 1:59 PM UTC

    #440
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ill fuck you till you love me fagget