Tips on how to come across as more intimidating.

1. 2016-11-24 at 2:51 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR You'll never get rid of it.

   
   Get rid of what? My enormous boner? Honk honk!
2. 2016-11-24 at 3 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm serious.
   
   Martial arts might help to drop your ego, though. It will humble you and erase the mental need to be intimidating.
   
   You're a skunk that's trying to be a wolverine but you could also be an Elephant who's confident being an Elephant. Feel me?
3. 2016-11-24 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That sounds like a reply I'd get on reddit.
4. 2016-11-24 at 3:13 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I could murder you in less than a minute. Don't ever talk up to me again.
5. 2016-11-24 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR I could murder you in less than a minute. Don't ever talk up to me again.

   
   Anyone could murder anyone in less than a minute.
   
   Be an elephant, mannnn.
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6. 2016-11-24 at 6:43 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by RisiR Martial arts might help to drop your ego, though. It will humble you and erase the mental need to be intimidating.

   
   Then maybe you should pick one up. Want me to pay for your first lesson?
7. 2016-11-24 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Then maybe you should pick one up. Want me to pay for your first lesson?

   
   My humor seems to be lost on you. But yea, my Judo class costs 30€ a month. Do you have Paypal?
8. 2016-11-24 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Anyone could murder anyone in less than a minute.
   
   Be an elephant, mannnn.

   
   You couldn't murder me in a minute in hand to hand combat. Just facts.
9. 2016-11-24 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR You couldn't murder me in a minute in hand to hand combat. Just facts.

   
   I used to do martial arts when I was a kid, and the one thing I was taught that always stuck with me was how to rip out someone's collar bone. That'd probably kill 'em, or at least help me.
10. 2016-11-24 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter I used to do martial arts when I was a kid

    
    :)
    
    What did you do and why did you stop?
11. 2016-11-24 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #31
    antinatalism Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Enter I used to do martial arts when I was a kid, and the one thing I was taught that always stuck with me was how to rip out someone's collar bone. That'd probably kill 'em, or at least help me.

    martial arts are literally the very opposite of intimidating. they make you look like a fag
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12. 2016-11-24 at 1:02 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yeah I know
    
    there was some video where it was like, martial arts master vs mma fighter and it was an easy win for the latter guy
13. 2016-11-24 at 1:03 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
14. 2016-11-24 at 1:08 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    MMA = Mixed MARTIAL ARTS.....
    
    I think I'll take you out first. You seem to be the most fun opponent of the people I'm going to crush and cripple.
    
    Have a nice time, Enter.
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15. 2016-11-24 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol shit
16. 2016-11-24 at 1:14 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you know I've never been in a fight before, I wonder how easy it'd be for me to win
17. 2016-11-24 at 1:19 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You have never been in a fight? How's that even possible?
18. 2016-11-24 at 1:28 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i'm white
19. 2016-11-24 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do you even play Rugby?
20. 2016-11-24 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    why do you think you're allowed to ask me so many questions