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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian I love games with realistic elements of sorts like Fallout.

    Don't care what people say, one of my all time favourite is "Heavy Rain". The whole plot to that game could be made into a movie. Completely blew me away, especially the ending.

    *Like when I play Silent Hill, I got all the shit endings and the bad guy won.

    If you're into story based games, you should try Life is Strange.

    Its all manic pixie teeny bop girl at the beginning but it gets pretty hardcore by the end.

    Telltale has some good games too. I'm an especially big fan of The Wolf Among Us.
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  2. Originally posted by Sudo fucked that bitch and didn't come. Got head for like an hour. Imagined my ex gf most of the time. Best part was when I smoked a cigarette outside and imagined my life without her.

    Rest in peace to the New Zealand victims and to my life.

    Had you just masturbated, or were you just on meth?
  3. Originally posted by Methuselah First episode was about feminism, 2nd is just shameless green party shilling and forced memes.

    Well it is still Netflix, after all.
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    U tragic bitch. U feel like that's ok
  5. Originally posted by GGG If you're into story based games, you should try Life is Strange.

    Its all manic pixie teeny bop girl at the beginning but it gets pretty hardcore by the end.

    Telltale has some good games too. I'm an especially big fan of The Wolf Among Us.

    Yeah, LiS is good shit if you can wade through the sometimes gross hipster portland dialogue. But whatever you do DON'T play the prequel, oh my god is that game insufferable. EVERY goddamn person talks so slowly you'd swear they were all on benzos. The whole game seems so unnecessary, it doesn't add a thing.

    TellTale has good shit mostly, some are a miss though. I agree, Wolf among is is delicious. Walking Dead pretty good but outdated. Did they ever release the new one after they wen't bankrupt?

    Game of Thrones one was also great because I didn't, and won't, watch the show. It was like an interactive condensed version of the TV show all into a very digestible video game. Ditto. Was also the longest of the TT series' by far.
  6. Originally posted by DontTellEm U tragic bitch. U feel like that's ok

    oh my god what do you want
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  7. Originally posted by DietPiano oh my god what do you want

    Lol
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Methuselah Had you just masturbated, or were you just on meth?

    I did 20mg of morphine but that likely wasn't much of a factor. I just have a weird dick and get stressed out and my mind wanders and she doesn't fuck as rough as I like lol
  9. Xanax killed my dick. It literally took like 45 minutes and closed eyes visualizing porn to spray a tung.
  10. Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, LiS is good shit if you can wade through the sometimes gross hipster portland dialogue. But whatever you do DON'T play the prequel, oh my god is that game insufferable. EVERY goddamn person talks so slowly you'd swear they were all on benzos. The whole game seems so unnecessary, it doesn't add a thing.

    TellTale has good shit mostly, some are a miss though. I agree, Wolf among is is delicious. Walking Dead pretty good but outdated. Did they ever release the new one after they wen't bankrupt?

    Game of Thrones one was also great because I didn't, and won't, watch the show. It was like an interactive condensed version of the TV show all into a very digestible video game. Ditto. Was also the longest of the TT series' by far.

    Apparently Robert Kirkman’s production company bought the rights to finish the walking dead game, and he picked up a few staffers from Telltale. I don’t think they’ve announced any kind of timeline yet tho
  11. fuck, my neck is sore I think I'm gonna go in tomorrow. That guy was an asshole too, "Happy fuckin' Saturday!".

    You can pay for my percocet, prick.
  12. Originally posted by DontTellEm U tragic bitch. U feel like that's ok

    Do you feel like it’s not ok? And if you don’t please give a detailed reason why? Go.
  13. Originally posted by ohfralala Do you feel like it’s not ok? And if you don’t please give a detailed reason why? Go.

    Lol

    U bitch want find some more? Like was with the sassy one YOU knew
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Life is a rainbow butterfly of faggotry.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG I love that shit. You ever play the long dark? It's not so much sneaky stealth but the survival in that game is top tier. Slowly starving to death or getting lost in a blizzard is amazing.

    Don't even get me started on the long dark. I've got some baggage related to that game. Lol.


    Originally posted by Methuselah I’m watching that robot anthology u recommended. First episode was about feminism, 2nd is just shameless green party shilling and forced memes. It’s not looking good so far.

    I still have hope for it tho.

    The new Metro is ok. It’s just a lot of the same shit but the plot isn’t as good as the first two. I got about a third of the way through it and got bored but I’ll prolly come back to it soon

    Yeah there's a lot of that. It's still cool tho,
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ok. Is anyone curiosity so piqued that they want me to read this tonight, or will no one give a fuck if it just goes up on Monday? I'll do it if anyone's interested- it's just very long, clinical and depressing...and at this point a bit boring.
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    No, fuck that loser I wish I could kill his memory so you would all shut the fuck up about that worthless piece of shit.

    Nobody cares, especially not the rotting pile of bones you keep harping on about.

    Move on with your life, join him or shut up
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You seem jealous
  19. I didn’t even really like Malice tbh, I just paid the $60 to help a nigga out.

    Still wanna see the report out of curiosity but I can wait
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER Ok. Is anyone curiosity so piqued that they want me to read this tonight, or will no one give a fuck if it just goes up on Monday? I'll do it if anyone's interested- it's just very long, clinical and depressing…and at this point a bit boring.

    I'll go in tinychat rn if you'll read it

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