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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

  1. Originally posted by CASPER It's a little over 40 pages of really dense stuff. I actually thought it'd just be a summary. I can scan it all on Monday, but if anyone's curious about anything in particular, I can reference it. I'm also on my iPad right now, which is like 3x slower than a normal keyboard. But like I said if there's enough interest, I can jump on Tinychat tonight.

    Damn I didn’t think it’d be that long.
  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Methuselah I must have missed that post. Can you fuck off loser?

    It was like five posts up from yours. You don't read five posts up? Go play in traffic, kid.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Methuselah Damn I didn’t think it’d be that long.

    It's a good thing Cali coroners put a lot of effort into their investigations and reports.
  4. Originally posted by GGG It was like five posts up from yours. You don't read five posts up? Go play in traffic, kid.

    No I don’t read every post in every thread. I skim the long ones. I got better shit to do tbh
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    So....what's everyone up to. I'm playing new Metro game.

    In post-nuclear Russia, shrimps eat YOU.
  6. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Oh god, this whole week has been insane.

    Just to the posts about my son, just know he's safe, we'll taken care of, and I accept the fact that due to my pain, and thus physical dependency to opioids, he is better off without me. I love him above everything in this universe, I would give him anything I could, but due to the pain, I have failed him, and everyone I love.

    I don't think you all realize, I rarely get "high", and if I do it truly is an accident when trying a new batch. I HATE being put of control. Thats why I don't drink, and rarely use benzos,and only them with legit anxiety attacks. I've given A LOT of benzos away. §m£ÂgØL can vouche for that if he would be honest.

    I don't have any way to call or text BPHR ATM, I just wanted to say "I love you", if you read this. I hope you're well, sweetie. If I'm honest, I'm not, not at all. I'm veryfucked up mentally. I miss you a lot.

    I'm homeless by choice right now. I'm hoping I die out here. The unfortunate part is I actually have a friend who cares and is very invested in me not dying, and looking out for me for some stupid reason. I should feel lucky, I guess. I don't though.

    I really miss you, BPHR. If you see this, I hope you would PM me. Take care. Be safe. I pray for you always. I love you always.
  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER So….what's everyone up to. I'm playing new Metro game.

    In post-nuclear Russia, shrimps eat YOU.

    Is it any good? I never finished the first one. Couldn't find my way out of this one part with a bunch of those librarian motherfuckers. Ran out of batteries or something I think.

    I'm getting ready to go to a friend's house to watch some boxing match.
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CASPER So….what's everyone up to. I'm playing new Metro game.

    In post-nuclear Russia, shrimps eat YOU.

    Wired off my tits, drinking Shiraz and restlessly thinking what to do next, as per usual when coked up.
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  9. Originally posted by GGG Is it any good? I never finished the first one. Couldn't find my way out of this one part with a bunch of those librarian motherfuckers. Ran out of batteries or something I think.

    I'm getting ready to go to a friend's house to watch some boxing match.

    I played the second one, it started out pretty fun and got worse as it went on. Being outside the metros is less fun as it's more fighting monsters that chase you out of nowhere instead of strategic stealth shooting nazis.

    Played the first one for ten minutes and stopped.
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh god, this whole week has been insane.

    Just to the posts about my son, just know he's safe, we'll taken care of, and I accept the fact that due to my pain, and thus physical dependency to opioids, he is better off without me. I love him above everything in this universe, I would give him anything I could, but due to the pain, I have failed him, and everyone I love.

    I don't think you all realize, I rarely get "high", and if I do it truly is an accident when trying a new batch. I HATE being put of control. Thats why I don't drink, and rarely use benzos,and only them with legit anxiety attacks. I've given A LOT of benzos away. §m£ÂgØL can vouche for that if he would be honest.

    I don't have any way to call or text BPHR ATM, I just wanted to say "I love you", if you read this. I hope you're well, sweetie. If I'm honest, I'm not, not at all. I'm veryfucked up mentally. I miss you a lot.

    I'm homeless by choice right now. I'm hoping I die out here. The unfortunate part is I actually have a friend who cares and is very invested in me not dying, and looking out for me for some stupid reason. I should feel lucky, I guess. I don't though.

    I really miss you, BPHR. If you see this, I hope you would PM me. Take care. Be safe. I pray for you always. I love you always.

    lol
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  11. Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh god, this whole week has been insane.

    Just to the posts about my son, just know he's safe, we'll taken care of, and I accept the fact that due to my pain, and thus physical dependency to opioids, he is better off without me. I love him above everything in this universe, I would give him anything I could, but due to the pain, I have failed him, and everyone I love.

    I don't think you all realize, I rarely get "high", and if I do it truly is an accident when trying a new batch. I HATE being put of control. Thats why I don't drink, and rarely use benzos,and only them with legit anxiety attacks. I've given A LOT of benzos away. §m£ÂgØL can vouche for that if he would be honest.

    I don't have any way to call or text BPHR ATM, I just wanted to say "I love you", if you read this. I hope you're well, sweetie. If I'm honest, I'm not, not at all. I'm veryfucked up mentally. I miss you a lot.

    I'm homeless by choice right now. I'm hoping I die out here. The unfortunate part is I actually have a friend who cares and is very invested in me not dying, and looking out for me for some stupid reason. I should feel lucky, I guess. I don't though.

    I really miss you, BPHR. If you see this, I hope you would PM me. Take care. Be safe. I pray for you always. I love you always.

    Why don't you go to a comfy rehab bed? You can do that, or die on the street.

    Please pick one.
  12. SHARK Houston
    Smoke heavy weed and listen to Alex Joenes Rogan
  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I played the second one, it started out pretty fun and got worse as it went on. Being outside the metros is less fun as it's more fighting monsters that chase you out of nowhere instead of strategic stealth shooting nazis.

    Played the first one for ten minutes and stopped.

    Yeah I agree. I played the second one as well. Stopped out of boredom I think. I don't think horror games should have guns. It gives you too much power when you can simply kill things.

    Games like Outlast absolutely make me shit my pants because literally all you can do is run and hide. Also, the new Alien game has been pretty scary so far, but I'm stuck on some item finding mission and can't figure out where to go or what to do since the level is split between three different tram stations (and thus, a loading screen.) Apparently you get a gun later on though.
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG Is it any good? I never finished the first one. Couldn't find my way out of this one part with a bunch of those librarian motherfuckers. Ran out of batteries or something I think.

    I'm getting ready to go to a friend's house to watch some boxing match.

    I'm digging it. Even of normal, but def on hardcore and up- you really have to conserve your stuff. You can't just go forging ahead into the unknown, and expect you're not going to get killed. Lot of stealth.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I don't think you all realize, I rarely get "high"

    Hydro a few days ago:

    Originally posted by hydromorphone I'm just gonna hang with my two buddies who helped hold me down when I was dope sick as fuck, and live the degenerate junkie life until I die.

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  16. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER I'm digging it. Even of normal, but def on hardcore and up- you really have to conserve your stuff. You can't just go forging ahead into the unknown, and expect you're not going to get killed. Lot of stealth.

    I love that shit. You ever play the long dark? It's not so much sneaky stealth but the survival in that game is top tier. Slowly starving to death or getting lost in a blizzard is amazing.
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    I love games with realistic elements of sorts like Fallout.

    Don't care what people say, one of my all time favourite is "Heavy Rain". The whole plot to that game could be made into a movie. Completely blew me away, especially the ending.

    *Like when I play Silent Hill, I got all the shit endings and the bad guy won.
  18. Originally posted by CASPER So….what's everyone up to. I'm playing new Metro game.

    In post-nuclear Russia, shrimps eat YOU.

    I’m watching that robot anthology u recommended. First episode was about feminism, 2nd is just shameless green party shilling and forced memes. It’s not looking good so far.

    I still have hope for it tho.

    The new Metro is ok. It’s just a lot of the same shit but the plot isn’t as good as the first two. I got about a third of the way through it and got bored but I’ll prolly come back to it soon
  19. DontTellEm Black Hole
    No story in life look ok.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    fucked that bitch and didn't come. Got head for like an hour. Imagined my ex gf most of the time. Best part was when I smoked a cigarette outside and imagined my life without her.

    Rest in peace to the New Zealand victims and to my life.

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