Did Ohfralala get blown away in yesterday's spate of Alabama tornados?

1. 2019-03-05 at 4:21 AM UTC

   #21
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Lanny Did you just assume my willy's disposition towards silliness and nilliness?
   
   I'm offended.

   
   Listen Lanny, I know you're just an ignorant alcoholic and don't know much in the ways of this world, but you're supposed to ask me about my pronouns and "you" isn't it.
   
   I accept xou and qou
2. 2019-03-05 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   xou can suck xy non-gendered willy
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG, 
   • Zanick, 
   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2019-03-05 at 5:41 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I date rape forum and i go cross country suxking loser dicks eehee
4. 2019-03-05 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #24
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Erekshun 100%

   
   To be honest, the Southeast Alabama twisters roared their way into Georgia...👍
5. 2019-03-05 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #25
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by GGG What lanny actually meant is that he would love to pound his flaccid whiskey dick into the gaping, fat-lipped entrance of your vagina.

   
   that pussay would be stankay!
6. 2019-03-05 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #26
   WellHung Black Hole
   I'm glad you're safe and sound lalapops... now please post pics of your unharmed titties.👍😍😘
7. 2019-03-06 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #27
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I’m glad she’s safe. I saw it all on the news earlier today at work, and it looks terrible. I wonder what the weatherman named it...probably Sonia from mortal kombat or something.
8. 2019-03-06 at 4:42 AM UTC

   #28
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   It sure looks like a fatality. Yikes.
9. 2019-03-06 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Of course they gave the only girl in the game some cringe ass fatality called 'the kiss of death' which is just floating lips or some shit. Meanwhile Kano's ripping out hearts like a cartel OG ROUGHRIDA.
10. 2019-03-06 at 5:02 AM UTC

    #30
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    You needs a doggie treat. Now, who’s a good girl?
    
    You are. That’s right.
11. 2019-03-06 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sonja BLADE. woaahhh ho! Lookout boys her last name is BLADE! Careful!!!
12. 2019-03-06 at 5:04 AM UTC

    #32
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Oh it was spelled with a “j” not an “I”. Darn it the heck.
13. 2019-03-06 at 5:11 AM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My job itt is done.
14. 2019-03-16 at 7:43 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed That's cos you take such good care of your dykes.

    
    We literally made the sea our bitch. The Delta Works and our dyke systems are glorious, and we have these things called polders which are basically flood plains. Also, we won like 20% of all of our land mass by literally creating it where sea once was. Our hydraulic engineers are renowned for their skill and our hydraulic engineering companies do business all across the globe.
    
    I'll fite you.
15. 2019-03-16 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    dont you live in the uk?
16. 2019-03-16 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Sophie We literally made the sea our bitch. The Delta Works and our dyke systems are glorious, and we have these things called polders which are basically flood plains. Also, we won like 20% of all of our land mass by literally creating it where sea once was. Our hydraulic engineers are renowned for their skill and our hydraulic engineering companies do business all across the globe.
    
    I'll fite you.

    
    "I'll mechanically pump large amounts of fluid onto your face bitch!"
17. 2019-03-16 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Lanny When have I ever said or done anything that was even slightly vulgar? I'm a perfect gentleman

    
    Why did you get me to make you a rubber doll with a ohfralala head on it then?
18. 2019-03-16 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #38
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Lanny No, but I got blown away by her if you know what I mean ;)

    
    by the smell of her cooch coming through the screen? yeah knocked me right out and not in the good way.
19. 2019-03-16 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Why did you get me to make you a rubber doll with a ohfralala head on it then?

    
    to cuddle in a platonic way and also because I know your rubber doll making business is going under and I wanted to throw some business your way.
20. 2019-03-16 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Krow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie We literally made the sea our bitch. The Delta Works and our dyke systems are glorious, and we have these things called polders which are basically flood plains. Also, we won like 20% of all of our land mass by literally creating it where sea once was. Our hydraulic engineers are renowned for their skill and our hydraulic engineering companies do business all across the globe.
    
    I'll fite you.

    
    If you had quakes like California or Alaska you would be eating them words. Nature would fuck you were you should wipe more.