Did Ohfralala get blown away in yesterday's spate of Alabama tornados?

1. 2019-03-16 at 7:25 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Krow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny to cuddle in a platonic way and also because I know your rubber doll making business is going under and I wanted to throw some business your way.

   
   I want lanny to be the son I lost.
   
   we can go camping and sit in a boat while I tell lanny he has to shut up for long durations because fish don't like that.
   
   and then we can sit by a campfire and cook our fish and if a giant brown bear comes at me, Lanny would make a great attention grabber for the bear while I comfort lanny that I'm going for help.. in our fishing boat. elsewhere.
2. 2019-03-16 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #42
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Krow I want lanny to be the son I lost.
   
   we can go camping and sit in a boat while I tell lanny he has to shut up for long durations because fish don't like that.
   
   and then we can sit by a campfire and cook our fish and if a giant brown bear comes at me, Lanny would make a great attention grabber for the bear while I comfort lanny that I'm going for help.. in our fishing boat. elsewhere.

   
   What if the bear was a determined but recovering alcoholic?
3. 2019-03-16 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #43
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by Krow I want lanny to be the son I lost.
   
   we can go camping and sit in a boat while I tell lanny he has to shut up for long durations because fish don't like that.
   
   and then we can sit by a campfire and cook our fish and if a giant brown bear comes at me, Lanny would make a great attention grabber for the bear while I comfort lanny that I'm going for help.. in our fishing boat. elsewhere.

   
   How did you lose your Son?
4. 2019-03-16 at 7:35 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by -SpectraL What if the bear was a determined but recovering alcoholic?

   
   It's for situations like this that I always make sure my BAC is high enough that the recovering alcoholic bear wouldn't eat me because it'd get drunk from my blood and be falling off the wagon.
5. 2019-03-16 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #45
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Lanny It's for situations like this that I always make sure my BAC is high enough that the recovering alcoholic bear wouldn't eat me because it'd get drunk from my blood and be falling off the wagon.

   
   I see.
6. 2019-03-16 at 8:21 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung How did you lose your Son?

   
   Lol you idiot
7. 2019-03-16 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #47
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   hi lala
8. 2019-03-16 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hey Polenigger
9. 2019-03-16 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #49
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   Don't call me a nigger!
10. 2019-03-16 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #50
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    god damn
11. 2019-03-16 at 8:32 PM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Remember all those times you called me sis? :)
12. 2019-03-16 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #52
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Remember all those times you called me sis? :)

    
    And u know what they do to their sisters in Alabama ;)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • POLECAT
13. 2019-03-16 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’m an only child.
14. 2019-03-16 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #54
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m an only child.

    
    yeah i wouldn't want to have another one of you lol
15. 2019-03-16 at 8:46 PM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Krôzzy why you following me around mad booboo?
16. 2019-03-16 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #56
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Krôzzy why you following me around mad booboo?

    
    Was there any point where he was rebuffed?
17. 2019-03-16 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I once told him he could not come to my hotel room.
18. 2019-03-16 at 9:01 PM UTC

    #58
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by ohfralala I once told him he could not come to my hotel room.

    
    That would it then.
19. 2019-03-16 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #59
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by ohfralala I once told him he could not come to my hotel room.

    
    I wouldn't want to go in there. I can't help that you post on the site ive been posting on before you.
20. 2019-03-16 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #60
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I wouldn't want to go in there. I can't help that you post on the site ive been posting on before you.

    
    Why don't you like her?