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  1. SHARƘ Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Ghost Thanks for spreading plural awareness my puppet

    We need to make plurality a constitutionally protected class.
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  2. Amia pretty pretty plurl?
  3. I use to play a board game called pretty pretty princess with my sister.

    It had plastic earrings and a tiara and rings I think. I don't remember how it was determined who was the prettiest pretty princess.
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano I use to play a board game called pretty pretty princess with my sister.

    It had plastic earrings and a tiara and rings I think. I don't remember how it was determined who was the prettiest pretty princess.

    Yeah I played a similar game but it involved lots of exposed genitals
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER You're the homie and everything, and obviously I've been there so I get it but…this is just cowardly as fuck. If you think your drug use isn't going to have a PROFOUND effect on your son, you're deluding yourself. Eventually he'll get smart enough to know why mommy keeps needles in a bag under the sink, and why mommy is always sleepy and won't play with him,or why there's dried blood in little patches on the floor. Life will be difficult. But when you had that kid, you really lost any prerogative to be a victim.

    He got dragged into this world against his will, in a way less than ideal situation. He deserves a chance. When you're dead In a motel room from overdose, don't think for a minute that he won't use that pain as an excuse to follow in your footsteps. Just picture your son at 20 years old, sinking a needle into the crook of his arm. You're doing him a tremendous disservice. I mean shit my mom went to incredible lengths to raise me by herself, and I ended up being completely fucked up all the same. What chance are you giving him?

    That's just the truth.

    Young mexican turned the dark into light
    Through the city we be smashin' through the lights
    Gettin' money all praise to most high
    Use to wear the same thing now I'm fly
    Fuck them mexicans, yeah we use to roll tight
    They wanna kill me but I'm out in the night
    Keep a glizzy when I'm out in the night
    Confrontation when we see 'em on sight
    Young mexican turned the dark into light
    Through the city we be smashin' through the lights
    Gettin' money all praise to most high
    Use to wear the same thing now I'm fly
    Fuck them mexicans, yeah we use to roll tight
    They wanna kill me but I'm out in the night
    Keep a glizzy when I'm out in the night
    Confrontation when we see 'em on sight
  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    …tracey
  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Young mexican turned the dark into light
    Through the city we be smashin' through the lights
    Gettin' money all praise to most high
    Use to wear the same thing now I'm fly
    Fuck them mexicans, yeah we use to roll tight
    They wanna kill me but I'm out in the night
    Keep a glizzy when I'm out in the night
    Confrontation when we see 'em on sight
    Young mexican turned the dark into light
    Through the city we be smashin' through the lights
    Gettin' money all praise to most high
    Use to wear the same thing now I'm fly
    Fuck them mexicans, yeah we use to roll tight
    They wanna kill me but I'm out in the night
    Keep a glizzy when I'm out in the night
    Confrontation when we see 'em on sight

    I love you, Dad









    I love you, Son.
  8. SHARK Houston
    Originally posted by mashlehash I love you, Dad









    I love you, Son.

    Haha nice joke your dad doesn't love you.
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    STICK THE DICK IN THE TIP IN YEAH ITS THANKSGIVING SUCK IT LIKE A TURKEY I KNOW ITS HURTING YOUR BITCH IS SQUIRTING NOW SHES ON THE BED GIVING ME HEAD
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by SHARK Haha nice joke your dad doesn't love you.

    You must have just started The Game of The Internet
  11. SHARK Houston
    Originally posted by mashlehash You must have just started The Game of The Internet

    This is how I picture you:

  12. Ghost Black Hole
    this is how i picture you:

  13. Originally posted by hydromorphone I'm a fucking retard. Queen of the 'tards as a matter of fact.

    I could have told you that
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    post nude selfies bitch
  15. Ghost Black Hole
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  16. Octavian motherfucker


    Opted for a g of purple stardog. Going to roll a fatty and watch some films/ fap off.
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm slowly rejoining society. The girl I'm with knows she's a dumb ho who's lucky to have me so she tries to entice me into 3somes and messages me all day. My x gf is literally more immature than me and owes me money. I run into people who want to give me money everywhere and I'm just tryna get out the dam system. I feel empty as hell all the time. That fucking pit of my stomach has been growling for literally years
  18. Trying to find AA/NA meetings with young people there.

    The thing is like, if a guy approaches a female he doesn't know, like WHAT OTHER reason than wanting to smash would he start talking to her? It seems creepy to me.
  19. This is why dating apps make sense. You both know why you're talking to each other.
  20. Originally posted by DietPiano Trying to find AA/NA meetings with young people there.

    The thing is like, if a guy approaches a female he doesn't know, like WHAT OTHER reason than wanting to smash would he start talking to her? It seems creepy to me.

    Wanting to smash is literally the only reason to approach a woman

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