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  1. I stole the freaking cutest pair of nikes ever for my new little nephew. I kinda love the fact his first pair of shoes is some nikes I took. He's guna be the most balllin' kid in my town.
  2. crazy mike Houston
    a long time ago, I went through a phase where I specialized in stealing childrens books and clothes and returning/reselling them.

    all you have to do is find a way to easily liquidate the merchandise, and the rest is easy.

    the best I could do was consignment, though, so I gave up on it.
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm not sure how much of my extreme anergia is an endogenous deficit and how much is driven by a complete inability to find meaning in anything, experience pleasure, and therefore be driven toward anything. I don't even enjoy the most basic pleasures/comforts, food, warmth, nature, an inability to ever experience relaxation, and other people have become a type of hell.
  4. crazy mike Houston
    its a rare person that is actually happy in life, most people are just so distracted by careers and family that they don't notice their existential misery
  5. I'm not sure how much of my extreme anergia is an endogenous deficit and how much is driven by a complete inability to find meaning in anything, experience pleasure, and therefore be driven toward anything. I don't even enjoy the most basic pleasures/comforts, food, warmth, nature, an inability to ever experience relaxation, and other people have become a type of hell.
  6. crazy mike Houston
    woah, you actually made me laugh, dark rodent.


    hell must be freezing over
  7. woah, you actually made me laugh, dark rodent. hell must be freezing over
    That's because I forgot to pay gas bill.
  8. There is this qt slut at work who wants to fuck me. I didn't realize how fucking slutty she is until she started texting me shit like "I wish I had a dick in my mouth and one in my ass." She's only 19 but she started sending me tit pics and shit so I had to block her number. I'm not going to fuck with her anymore, but it was a nice confidence boost to have someone crave my dick. I wish Butch was 10% as cock hungry as this bitch is. My wife only gets thirsty and wants to get tied down when she is shitfaced drunk. *sigh* You'll always wonder about the road not taken.
  9. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    There is this qt slut at work who wants to fuck me. I didn't realize how fucking slutty she is until she started texting me shit like "I wish I had a dick in my mouth and one in my ass." She's only 19 but she started sending me tit pics and shit so I had to block her number. I'm not going to fuck with her anymore, but it was a nice confidence boost to have someone crave my dick. I wish Butch was 10% as cock hungry as this bitch is. My wife only gets thirsty and wants to get tied down when she is shitfaced drunk. *sigh* [bold]You'll always wonder about the road not taken.[/bold]

    So true man

    So guess who's mil free. It's a semi long story but the short and skinny is her cousin who got out of rehab is down in town and they'll be living out a motel together, oh the joy of degeneracy.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    There is this qt slut at work who wants to fuck me. I didn't realize how fucking slutty she is until she started texting me shit like "I wish I had a dick in my mouth and one in my ass." She's only 19 but she started sending me tit pics and shit so I had to block her number. I'm not going to fuck with her anymore, but it was a nice confidence boost to have someone crave my dick. I wish Butch was 10% as cock hungry as this bitch is. My wife only gets thirsty and wants to get tied down when she is shitfaced drunk. *sigh* You'll always wonder about the road not taken.

    http://www.ceretropic.com/pt-141/
    http://www.blueskypeptide.com/pt-141-bremelanotide-10-mg.html

    Dude, you should totally try this with her. You can easily make it into a makeshift nasal spray using an insulin syringe with the tip cut off.

    GHB is another great option. The reports I've read about its effects on sex are incredible. There are surprisingly few good genuine aphrodisiacs.

    Do you think she would be up for something like this? They're remarkably safe when used properly, particularly the former, there's really no rational reason I can see to be opposed to trying them, but women tend to have a very poor innate grasp of logic and reasoning, and emotional control.
  11. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Dr. Malice, any thoughts on poor boner stiffness and frequent urges to urinate but with little coming out?
  12. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I know stress can be a boner killer but with the urge to pee but not im at a loss
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ISIS Hang Four Hogtied Captives From An A-Frame And Burn Them Alive
    http://www.kaotic.com/video/2v3Sihik_2015931084959_t

    I like watching people suffer when I'm feeling misanthropic.

    Apparently, they openly invite suggestions from supporters and followers on Twitter and other social media sites. The execution by drowning in a cage a few months ago was the "winning" suggestion
    Savages

    Wow, that's awesome! What an age we live in.

    ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

    You know what I have the urge to do. My god, the things I could come up with if I dedicated my enormous database and rain man memory combined with an autistic state of devotion/obsession and my ability to find connections and novel solutions/ideas no one else has thought about.
  14. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    ISIS Hang Four Hogtied Captives From An A-Frame And Burn Them Alive
    http://www.kaotic.com/video/2v3Sihik_2015931084959_t

    I like watching people suffer when I'm feeling misanthropic.



    Wow, that's awesome! What an age we live in.

    ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

    You know what I have the urge to do. My god, the things I could come up with if I dedicated my enormous database and rain man memory combined with an autistic state of devotion/obsession and my ability to find connections and novel solutions/ideas no one else has thought about.
    Any real numbers on the amount of isis fighters?
  15. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I mean a small groupcould round up a half dozen people to murk every couple of weeks. None of us are really there to know, I'm going on the bullshit propaganda angle here
  16. crazy mike Houston
    I know stress can be a boner killer but with the urge to pee but not im at a loss



    your prostate is shot


    and guess how they check that at the doctors?


    you are gonna love it
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Dr. Malice, any thoughts on poor boner stiffness and frequent urges to urinate but with little coming out?

    Did you ever have your (free) testosterone and estradiol/estrogen levels tested? It's pretty important and you can't gauge it simply by how horny you sometimes are. I posted some studies when I mentioned this before showing that the rates of deficiency for both diabetics and the obese were extremely high.

    I had a problem with frequent urges to urinate, but little coming out, when I was likely pre-diabetic. It doesn't necessarily develop immediately, so it could randomly come about, or after some time due to some aspect of your body getting worn down. As crazy mike mentioned, both symptoms could be related to a problem with your prostate. They have things to reduce inflammation and enlargement over time.

    I'd definitely set an appointment with a doctor and get tests for both possibilities done.
  18. I'm now an Uncle, so I stole my new little nephew the cutest pair of Nikes.

    And a bottle of gin for myself to celebrate, obviously.

    And then came home and proceeded to argue with everybody. So I'm getting drunk again and going for round 2.
  19. crazy mike Houston
    something about gin makes me into an aggressive asshole

  20. I know right. I don't know what it is but it makes me into an argumentative asshole too. It's been a funny night tho. It's so easy to steal, I love that I've been taught how to do it. Round 2 argument was better than the first.

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