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  1. GHOSTFACE Yung Blood
    i kinda wish I was wrong, really.
  2. GHOSTFACE Yung Blood
    You think the gubmint is going to give you access to apparently public records for $25? Lel. It was $55 just for a digital copy of my arrest report. Any excuse to make a buck. In any case, do what y'all wish. The site lists 7-10 business days.

    I know that fag probably had some money and stuff left over. Even I have a will written out to distribute some of my things if something happens to me. If anyone wants in on that sweet raffle, lmk.
    But he really couldn't kick a nigga down some gold coins or a rifle? I was ready to shell out $700 to get his cherry popped by an insta-thot. The least he could've done is will me some shit, or at least leave a message behind or something.

    I wonder if anyone has an app or something that sends out a predetermined message if you don't input a code every certain number of hours/days. BusMemo+
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    posting in a retarded thread
  4. Originally posted by GHOSTFACE You think the gubmint is going to give you access to apparently public records for $25? Lel. It was $55 just for a digital copy of my arrest report. Any excuse to make a buck. In any case, do what y'all wish. The site lists 7-10 business days.

    I know that fag probably had some money and stuff left over. Even I have a will written out to distribute some of my things if something happens to me. If anyone wants in on that sweet raffle, lmk.
    But he really couldn't kick a nigga down some gold coins or a rifle? I was ready to shell out $700 to get his cherry popped by an insta-thot. The least he could've done is will me some shit, or at least leave a message behind or something.

    I wonder if anyone has an app or something that sends out a predetermined message if you don't input a code every certain number of hours/days. BusMemo+

    I was just talking about this:

    Originally posted by GHOSTFACE Have you ever known me to lie about shit like this?

    You're more than welcome to chip in and cash app me the other $25 and I'll spring for the full report.

    But anyways it was a joke, if you have a working BTC address I’ll send you $60 in coin. Pretty sure you can convert it to real moneys on the cash app tho
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GHOSTFACE Then fucking dig it up yourself or shell out the 60 bucks, faggot.

    :(
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Women just want someone fascinated with them
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    They just 2ant an object to crave
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Even if it's a fuxking corpse. They don't care.
  9. Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by GHOSTFACE MIXED DRUG TOXICITY (PENTOBARBITAL, ETIZOLAM, DICLAZEPAM, ETHANOL)

    I wonder did the diclazepam suppress the fear response, as he hoped.

    At least he had probably the best thought out method of suicide I ever heard of.

    If you poast a bitcoin address I can chip in.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Methuselah I like the tat more than the tits tbh.

    I’m a sucker for chicks with dumb tattoos. One time I fucked a girl with a triforce from Zelda on her mons pubis

    I briefly saw a korean girl who told me her name in korean on the 2nd date and about how her mom called her that all the time.. later that night, i see that name tatted by her pussy gripping my unprotected penis giving it hell!
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GHOSTFACE He never told me his real name, but since he contacted me from different email addresses, I used the Initials and letter/ number combinations to reference a list of the most common Hispanic surnames by that letter (since he'd mentioned that his Hispanic sounding last name would've kept him from being percieced as Caucasian).

    I probably would've made a pretty good private investigator.

    Jokes on you Malice. I hax'd ur mainframe, faggot.

    This is pretty bittersweet man but do you wanna become a PI and catch LA housewives cheating?
  12. I can really see Casper as a hard boiled PI tbh
  13. Woulda added heroin if it were me. He was pretty gung go about not wanting to try it tho for some reason.
  14. Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Woulda added heroin if it were me. He was pretty gung go about not wanting to try it tho for some reason.

    Malice was always searching for drugs that could make him feel normal, I guess he assumed heroin wouldn't help with that.

    What happened with Malice and meth anyway? He mentioned trying it, but claimed it was too psychotropic for him. I suspect he had occasional problems with staying grounded.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I'm back.

    Originally posted by DietPiano Woulda added heroin if it were me. He was pretty gung go about not wanting to try it tho for some reason.

    He asked me a ton of times to send him H/fent. But for obvious reasons I wasn't trying to do that. Then I agreed to do it if we met in person, and he never mentioned it again.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH This is pretty bittersweet man but do you wanna become a PI and catch LA housewives cheating?

    I mean if it pays for my chipotle and apartment, I'm cool with that.
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Casper I'll throw you 10, but what's this 'cash app' thing? You DO mean the one by Square right?

    And it's actually $smerk310? Just want to make sure its sent to the right place. Also would like to see you post from CASPER first for total assurity.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    It might be from Square. As far as I know, only the company has my bank records which have my actual info.

    Yeah $smerk310

    Going to make a new btc wallet while I'm at work.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    So you have to give them a verifiable photo of your drivers license and last 4 of social, etc, to receive on coinbase now?
  20. Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Download exodus wallet, it's fairly easy to use.

    https://www.exodus.io/

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