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  1. I'm maybe the wrong person to judge this because if you talked like that to me without a screen I'd beat the shit out of you. Fo real.

    I'm not a typical German. I'm from the streets. I'd fuck you up.
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  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'd love to see you try. I'd knock you out with one punch.
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  3. Originally posted by Malice I'd love to see you try. I'd knock you out with one punch.

    Qualia buddy. I have so incredibly much more experience fighting than you it makes me laugh.

    I actually got dropped by a single punch before and came back while getting kicked in the face. Then I stood up and continued fighting. I didn't win that one but I didn't lose, either. We actually had some words after the fight.

    You're a Mexican midget and I got like 100 lbs on you. I'd ragdoll you.


    Have you ever felt a punch by a man, Malice? I honestly think I could end a fight with you by just kicking your leg once. There are things you can't pick up from reading books or doing deadlifts.


    Do you have money? I'll fight you if you pay for my flight upfront and if you win I'll refund you. We film everything, too.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR Qualia buddy. I have so incredibly much more experience fighting than you it makes me laugh.

    I actually got dropped by a single punch before and came back while getting kicked in the face. Then I stood up and continued fighting. I didn't win that one but I didn't lose, either. We actually had some words after the fight.

    You're a Mexican midget and I got like 100 lbs on you. I'd ragdoll you.

    Have you ever felt a punch by a man, Malice? I honestly think I could end a fight with you by just kicking your leg once. There are things you can't pick up from reading books or doing deadlifts.


    Do you have money? I'll fight you if you pay for my flight upfront and if you win I'll refund you. We film everything, too.


    I've always sort of pictured you as our community's Kimbo Slice, minus the nigger part and the being dead part.
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  5. Yup.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    RisiR, bro, you're among friends here. No one is trying to fight you, you don't need to routinely remind us how you don't take shit from people.

    Just relax and ride the shitpost
  7. That was a good fight you guys.

  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    also I'm going to see my family for turkey day tomorrow, gonna smoke until I have a panic attack then drink until I black out tonight so I build up some reserves to help get through the next couple of days.
  9. Yea Risir you seem angry and it's harshing the buzz of this place
  10. Tell them because Donald Trump is president you are moving to Canada so you have already celebrated thanksgiving a month earlier because you culturally identify as a leaf now.
  11. I'm sorry? What?

    I didn't mean to offend anybody or ruin the mood but he wants to fight me. What am I supposed to do? I'm not angry. It's just a fight.
  12. 1 v 1 smash faggots.
  13. Originally posted by RisiR I'm sorry? What?

    I didn't mean to offend anybody or ruin the mood but he wants to fight me. What am I supposed to do? I'm not angry. It's just a fight.

    All day you've just seemed to be posting pretty angrily. Get some benzos and a hooker and chill
  14. Originally posted by Lanny RisiR, bro, you're among friends here. No one is trying to fight you, you don't need to routinely remind us how you don't take shit from people.

    I feel like I have to because people keep shitting on me for no reason. When it comes to fighting we are leaving this internet realm and crossover to the real world. I'm not mad, I just want to lay my hands on him. No biggie.
  15. Originally posted by RisiR I feel like I have to because people keep shitting on me for no reason. When it comes to fighting we are leaving this internet realm and crossover to the real world. I'm not mad, I just want to lay my hands on him. No biggie.

    Nobody is shitting on you, you're cool. And neither of you are ever going to travel halfway across the world to fight each other so you may as well have a rap battle on TC
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  16. Originally posted by reject All day you've just seemed to be posting pretty angrily. Get some benzos and a hooker and chill

    Angrier than usual? Shit...

    No shit: I'm on 10mg Meclonazepam, 8mg Flubromazepam and a bottle of South African Chenin Blanc.

    I'm pretty chilled?
  17. Originally posted by reject Nobody is shitting on you, you're cool. And neither of you are ever going to travel halfway across the world to fight each other so you may as well have a rap battle on TC

    Malice doesn't know rap and I live, eat and breathe it. He's way too dumb to be funny and hurtful at the same time. He can only do one or the other.
  18. Originally posted by RisiR Angrier than usual? Shit…

    No shit: I'm on 10mg Meclonazepam, 8mg Flubromazepam and a bottle of South African Chenin Blanc.

    I'm pretty chilled?

    Ok that'd explain it cos benzos made me angry when I thought I was being chill. I might just be reading your messages wrong cos tone doesn't really come across in text.

    Anyway, what's meclonazepam? Haven't heard of that one. Flubromazepam is the one with the ridiculously long half life, right? Flubromazolam was one of my favourites towards the end cos that shit was so potent
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RisiR I harvest between 800g an 1.2kg every 4 months. I am my own dispensary and this bitch is trying to make me jealous for no reason. Fuck you.

    I don't believe you, and even then, you stall lack everything we have here, the vast array of choice, businesses, lack of legal consequences etc.

    Have fun smoking alone. We even have community marijuana gardens here in the bay area, home of the hippie movement. If you have a medical card you can register to get an electronic pass for the gate, then go into a big open area with a bulletin board that reports what jobs need specific attention today. You can do whatever you want, even just chill in the vast open array, with our warm climate where it rarely rains and we never have snow, temperatures never reach freezing. Then around harvest time, based on the amount of hours you logged, you can go around picking buds from whatever plants you want, the strains are all labeled. The decadence is ecstatic!

    According to polls, Germany is around 20% points lower than the US in terms of self-reported happiness. Maybe a fresh start is what you need? If you'd even be allowed in. Do you have a criminal past? If you do, you're likely barred forever.
  20. Why wouldn't you believe me? That's a 3 light setup with 30 plants. I average 1 GPW regularely.

    You're just trying to piss me off but to no avail.

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