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The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

  1. Medical MJ in Germany is a joke. You only get it once all other ways of treatment failed so you can spend your last couple of bucks getting high from them because unless other medication you have to pay the full price so enjoy your 100€ weed while dying from ALS.
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RisiR You could apologize to the people you stole it from and let them out of their booze filled neon zoos. I hope I'll survive the downfall of Europe to the point where I can see your empire crumble as well you filthy fucking animals.

    How much weed can you grow now?

    Yup, starving to death in the winter, being eaten by the myriad of lethal wildlife, killing eachother over tribal dickmesuring, and dying in your 30s because your medical practice consists of eating various barks sure would be great for all those poor native americans with a state granted monopoly on one of the most profitable industries in the country.

    American genocide of the native americans was definitely morally wrong, but I think we've done about as much apologizing as is ever going to do anyone any good and I challenge you to point out what part of this country's policy regarding indian land constitutes confining anyone to a "neon zoo".
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged




    Hoo, that’s some strong stuff.

    Harborside Health Center is selling ounces for $5/g on Black Friday, the day we celebrate capitalism.

    It really is a shame, with gay marriage legal, if you really wanted to, you could sell your ass to someone in exchange for citizenship.

    We Americans do love or freedom. You Europeans let politicians cuck you.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-11-22T09:06:40.619134+00:00
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RisiR You could apologize to the people you stole it from and let them out of their booze filled neon zoos. I hope I'll survive the downfall of Europe to the point where I can see your empire crumble as well you filthy fucking animals.

    How much weed can you grow now?

    Medical patients (like me) can pretty much grow and possess as much as we want.

    We even had a bill titled 420: [link]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Senate_Bill_420[/link]

    Don’t worry RisiR, as long as I’m happy that’s really all that matters. I’ll smoke our top quality medical for you. You wouldn’t believe how large some of the dispensaries are around here, the selection of products. There are even upscale high quality boutiques in SF, places that will smoke/dab you out, have nice sections where you can use on site.

    It’s like being a kid in a candy and video game store combo, Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory!
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice Imagine a contraption partially inserted into the urethra that would allow you to smoke weed while you smoked dick.


    Well if it was one of those dicks with a big hole in the side you could tuck a joint in there and make it work.

  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hahaha, I’m reading the §m£ÂgØL impostor’s posts from the beginning and loling.
  7. Originally posted by Malice Hahaha, I’m reading the §m£ÂgØL impostor’s posts from the beginning and loling.

    Link
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by reject Link

    [link]http://niggasin.space/user/1809/posts?p=22[/link]
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Day 2: Took a single small hit and am at the perfect level of being medicated. This makes my virgin lungs cough; no strawberry, though.

    I wish I could open a portal through our screens and blow the vapor in your face, RisiR.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have yet to find one of fake §m£ÂgØL's posts that even made me internally crack a hint of a smile. Those posts genuinely amuse you, Malice? To the point of audibly laughing out loud? You truly do have a peculiarly simple sense of humor given your propensity for detail and meticulousness.
  11. Originally posted by Lanny Yup, starving to death in the winter, being eaten by the myriad of lethal wildlife, killing eachother over tribal dickmesuring, and dying in your 30s because your medical practice consists of eating various barks sure would be great for all those poor native americans with a state granted monopoly on one of the most profitable industries in the country.

    American genocide of the native americans was definitely morally wrong, but I think we've done about as much apologizing as is ever going to do anyone any good and I challenge you to point out what part of this country's policy regarding indian land constitutes confining anyone to a "neon zoo".

    Calm down, homie. Either I can't read the comedic tone in your post or you took me serious before. The fuck's wrong with you? Fuck the Indians.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Originally posted by Malice Medical patients (like me) can pretty much grow and possess as much as we want.

    We even had a bill titled 420: [link]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Senate_Bill_420[/link]

    Don’t worry RisiR, as long as I’m happy that’s really all that matters. I’ll smoke our top quality medical for you. You wouldn’t believe how large some of the dispensaries are around here, the selection of products. There are even upscale high quality boutiques in SF, places that will smoke/dab you out, have nice sections where you can use on site.

    It’s like being a kid in a candy and video game store combo, Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory!

    I have tried to be your friend but you are clearly not worth it. Enjoy your hapiness.
  13. I harvest between 800g an 1.2kg every 4 months. I am my own dispensary and this bitch is trying to make me jealous for no reason. Fuck you.
  14. Originally posted by Malice Day 2: Took a single small hit and am at the perfect level of being medicated. This makes my virgin lungs cough; no strawberry, though.

    I wish I could open a portal through our screens and blow the vapor in your face, RisiR.

    That portal couldn't close fast enough for me to snatch your soul. Be careful what you wish for.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You're too thin skinned and overly sensitive. You clearly wouldn't be able to roll with me without regularly bursting into tears. Accept who you are and begin transitioning to a woman, it would suit you better. So jealous and petty over our delicious high quality readily available drugs. *pulls pile towards himself and hugs it* All for daddy, all for daddy...

    Unrelated, heheheh, I didn't know there was golden Trump Tower in Las Vegas. I saw this referred to before, but was only aware of the tower in New York with gold letters.

    [link]https://www.google.com/search?q=Trump+Tower+Las+Vegas&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi5u9zVnb3QAhXKv1QKHamLDUwQ_AUICSgC&biw=1366&bih=662#imgrc=QSi96BOGSeqnrM%3A[/link]

    It really amuses me that this exists, the symbolic aspect, and the thought of how seeing it in person is going to irk countless people.
  16. I only read until the word tears. I'd slap the shit out of you and back in.

    You're high and in fantasy land and that's ok. I remember getting high like that when I was 12.
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    what happends if i order from med site and used a fake a dress in usa buot put real postcode in uk
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by RisiR I only read until the word tears. I'd slap the shit out of you and back in.

    You're high and in fantasy land and that's ok. I remember getting high like that when I was 12.

    See? Then you go and demonstrate I'm right. Could German culture be affecting this? Are people generally afraid to offend others and more reserved?
  19. Originally posted by Malice See? Then you go and demonstrate I'm right. Could German culture be affecting this? Are people generally afraid to offend others and more reserved?

    That was weak even for your standards. German culture...c'mon.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm serious, I'm not familiar with it. Is abrasiveness like this uncommon among friends, seen as offensive?

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