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2019-03-07 at 12:17 AM UTCCurrent members:
Micheal Myers
gadzooks
Zanick
Technologist
*IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN, PLEASE POST YOUR QUALIFICATIONS BELOW*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-07 at 12:18 AM UTCI used to be a member of the Burger King Kids Club... Can I join this one too?
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2019-03-07 at 12:21 AM UTCI say we let gadzooks in. He's pretty cool in my little Cool Kids Book.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-07 at 12:31 AM UTCGadzooks, you are in. Welcome :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-07 at 12:43 AM UTCIs there a secret handshake?
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2019-03-07 at 12:45 AM UTCGood question, gadzooks.
GGG, have you decided yet? My hands are way too shaky, I don't think I'll ever get the secret handshake down, if there is one. -
2019-03-07 at 12:46 AM UTCIs there a membership fee? Asking for an enemy.
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2019-03-07 at 12:59 AM UTClol your list of 'kool kids' is the the faggot retards on the short bus.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-07 at 1:05 AM UTC
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2019-03-07 at 1:06 AM UTC
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2019-03-07 at 1:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Michael Myers Good question, gadzooks.
GGG, have you decided yet? My hands are way too shaky, I don't think I'll ever get the secret handshake down, if there is one.
There is no handshake, but there is a secret penis shake. I will PM the diagrams because there are about a dozen steps to it. -
2019-03-07 at 1:17 AM UTC
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2019-03-07 at 1:21 AM UTClol cool kids club...
More like faggot kids club.
I'll pass. I don't join any clubs or get involved in any such faggotry.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
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2019-03-07 at 2:21 AM UTC
My life's work has been mental illness and substance abuse, and I have succeeded in making each fuel the other to enjoy a steep decline over the past several years. During this journey, I have battled zombie children in the forests and in the streets and I have slain them all. I have weaponized vehicles with benzodiazepines in what I can only describe as a revival for the sport of jousting. I have vanquished my evil sister, and I'm currently wearing her hide for warmth outside in a dumpster that I rent out to a raccoon, who pays me in garbage. Together we host a channel on a porn website that I won't disclose for sake of privacy. I don't have any answers for anybody about anything, so don't ask.
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2019-03-07 at 2:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick I would like to submit my application for the Kool Kids Klub to consider, and I believe that I am uniquely qualified. My accomplishments are the following:
My life's work has been mental illness and substance abuse, and I have succeeded in making each fuel the other to enjoy a steep decline over the past several years. During this journey, I have battled zombie children in the forests and in the streets and I have slain them all. I have weaponized vehicles with benzodiazepines in what I can only describe as a revival for the sport of jousting. I have vanquished my evil sister, and I'm currently wearing her hide for warmth outside in a dumpster that I rent out to a raccoon, who pays me in garbage. Together we host a channel on a porn website that I won't disclose for sake of privacy. I don't have any answers for anybody about anything, so don't ask.
Zanick, I'm going to be very honest here... I am sorely disappointed by you. How dare you even question it?! You're one of the coolest people on here. It wouldn't be a real Cool Kids Club if it weren't for your membership.