How long ago did you last get laid?

1. 2019-03-03 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #61
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   How long has it been for you, LJ?
   
   You still screwing the bear?
2. 2019-03-03 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #62
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   3 weeks ago 🤷‍♂️
3. 2019-03-03 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #63
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I'm horny enough to be back on the date apps but as soon as I jack off I lose interest in the introductory conversations that usually go nowhere anyway. Hasn't been long enough yet.
4. 2019-03-04 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #64
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by stl1 How long has it been for you, LJ?
   
   You still screwing the bear?

   
   Friday and negative to the bear.
5. 2019-03-04 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I had sex like 2.5 hours ago and didn't cum. I took a couple videos of the girl sucking my dick tho. She's fucking annoying I really don't like her, I'm going to fuck her tomorrow and hopefully cum then try to find a smooth way to break things off
6. 2019-03-04 at 4:50 AM UTC

   #66
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I had sex like 2.5 hours ago and didn't cum.

   
   i came about the same time ago but didnt have sex.
7. 2019-03-04 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #67
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Sludos just trying to get in then work his way out
8. 2019-03-06 at 9:07 PM UTC

   #68
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
   6 years.
9. 2019-03-06 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #69
   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Xalaxar666 I killed a random faggot in a park one night when I was 17. It's not like the united states where it would be a big deal, where I live everyone hates faggots and wants to kill them so the investigation went nowhere.
   
   I want to lure a bunch of gay people to a house for an orgy, board up the doors and burn them all alive.

   
   
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10. 2019-03-07 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #70
    🐿 African Astronaut
    29yrs ago in February.
11. 2019-03-07 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #71
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 🐿 29yrs ago in February.

    
    What's Larry's problem?
12. 2019-03-07 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #72
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Are you worrying about his cock again?
13. 2019-03-07 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #73
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 🐿 Are you worrying about his cock again?

    
    Sorry dear, he was always interested in mine. He stopped after I ran it down his throat.
14. 2019-03-07 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #74
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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15. 2019-03-07 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #75
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Erekshun Sorry dear, he was always interested in mine. He stopped after I ran it down his throat.

    
    ^ things a fruitloop would say
16. 2019-03-07 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #76
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Sup Larry? Who is Jill with right now?
17. 2019-03-07 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #77
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Sorry bud. I'm not going to assist you in your first successful erection since the 80s
18. 2019-03-07 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #78
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Sorry bud. I'm not going to assist you in your first successful erection since the 80s

    
    So you don't know, I get it. I now understand why she is in my inbox.
19. 2019-03-07 at 3:12 AM UTC

    #79
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    lol try harder nigga
20. 2019-03-07 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #80
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    4 many