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What sort of compliments do ugly people give each other when they have sex?

  1. #21
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Don't call me that
  2. #22
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG

    TIL my beauty levels are over 9000.

    Narcissism for the win.
  3. #23
    Mahmoud Houston
    Damn baby your body is functional.
  4. #24
    Mahmoud Houston
    Note: doesn't work on disabled girls.
  5. #25
    Mahmoud Houston
    With day girls, the magic word is "juicy".
  6. #26
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    The key to getting pussy is violence
  7. #27
    Originally posted by GGG The key to getting pussy is violence

    thats for lesser intelligent peoples.

    smart people get their pussies by engineering consent.
  8. #28
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    the key to getting pussy is engineering consent
  9. #29
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by HTS As a horribly ugly person, I just don't get compliments. Simple, really.

    Stop being a tranny then. Easy fix.
  10. #30
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Stop being a tranny then. Easy fix.

    Let me get my balls removed first, m8. I'm this close to achieving true enlightenment.
  11. #31
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS Let me get my balls removed first, m8. I'm this close to achieving true enlightenment.

    You should do it Cookies style lol.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by HTS Let me get my balls removed first, m8. I'm this close to achieving true enlightenment.

    have them transplanted into your boyfriend.
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  13. #33
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    post genophage krogan
  14. #34
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by HTS As a horribly ugly person, I just don't get compliments. Simple, really.

    You're a very pretty girl Lucy. The color of your hair, the shape of your face, your adorable little nose and your ears that I just want to nibble on while we lounge in bed for hours. But aside from being adorable it's your personality that makes you beautiful. Your wit and cynical sense of humor, the way you always act like you're on 8 levels of irony but deep down we can tell what a sweet girl you are and that you genuinely care about people. The only thing I don't like about you is your lack of self esteem, because it's an insult to one of my favorite people, but even that I admit to liking just a little because it's the opposite problem most people have and it's easier to tell people they're better than they think they are than that they're worse.
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  15. #35
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I thought this was going to turn into a troll but it was actually super sweet lol
  16. #36
    Mahmoud Houston
    Oh Gilliam my Gilliam
  17. #37
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Oh my darling faggot pie
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Lanny You're a very pretty girl Lucy. The color of your hair, the shape of your face, your adorable little nose and your ears that I just want to nibble on while we lounge in bed for hours. But aside from being adorable it's your personality that makes you beautiful. Your wit and cynical sense of humor, the way you always act like you're on 8 levels of irony but deep down we can tell what a sweet girl you are and that you genuinely care about people. The only thing I don't like about you is your lack of self esteem, because it's an insult to one of my favorite people, but even that I admit to liking just a little because it's the opposite problem most people have and it's easier to tell people they're better than they think they are than that they're worse.

    lucy, he trully deserve your balls.

    i wonder if its possible for a man to have four balls. that way itll be like playing russian roulette when trying to make a baby. it might be yours, or it might be someone elses.
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