2019-03-02 at 1:28 AM UTC
Damn baby your body is functional.
2019-03-02 at 1:28 AM UTC
Note: doesn't work on disabled girls.
2019-03-02 at 1:28 AM UTC
With day girls, the magic word is "juicy".
2019-03-02 at 3:06 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
The key to getting pussy is violence
2019-03-02 at 5:03 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
the key to getting pussy is engineering consent
Originally posted by HTS
Let me get my balls removed first, m8. I'm this close to achieving true enlightenment.
have them transplanted into your boyfriend.
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2019-03-05 at 4:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS
As a horribly ugly person, I just don't get compliments. Simple, really.
You're a very pretty girl Lucy. The color of your hair, the shape of your face, your adorable little nose and your ears that I just want to nibble on while we lounge in bed for hours. But aside from being adorable it's your personality that makes you beautiful. Your wit and cynical sense of humor, the way you always act like you're on 8 levels of irony but deep down we can tell what a sweet girl you are and that you genuinely care about people. The only thing I don't like about you is your lack of self esteem, because it's an insult to one of my favorite people, but even that I admit to liking just a little because it's the opposite problem most people have and it's easier to tell people they're better than they think they are than that they're worse.
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2019-03-05 at 5:42 AM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I thought this was going to turn into a troll but it was actually super sweet lol