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We need 900% more knifecrime

  1. #1
    Instigator Space Nigga
    .....
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    More like 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%... LESS crime.

    Sociopath.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'll get right on that
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    how did it go up by 200% in a week
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Drugs
  6. #6
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by gadzooks More like 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%… LESS crime..

    How does that even work? I see these sort of strange statistics in newspapers all the time.

    I mean if you had 100% less crime, wouldn't you have no crime?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ugghhh
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed How does that even work? I see these sort of strange statistics in newspapers all the time.

    I mean if you had 100% less crime, wouldn't you have no crime?

    Yeah that was bad statistics on my part.

    Kinda.

    I meant, we should reduce the occurrence of crime to such a degree that it actually results in LESS OF A CHANCE of even the most pacifistic person committing an act of violence.

    I guess it's technically closer to 99.9999%.

    90000000000% is pretty nonsensical.
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    But if crime fell by 50% then you can say crime is down 100%. It all depends what you use as your base - the old level or the new level.
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    Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah that was bad statistics on my part.

    Kinda.

    I meant, we should reduce the occurrence of crime to such a degree that it actually results in LESS OF A CHANCE of even the most pacifistic person committing an act of violence.

    I guess it's technically closer to 99.9999%.

    90000000000% is pretty nonsensical.

    The government could actually do this in like 2 seconds if they just changed the laws.
  11. #11
    Technologist victim of incest
    So tell me how these knife laws work? Are they like gun laws in the US?

    Do you have concealed carry? Can you carry a knife at all? What if you have a steak knife on ya?
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    Originally posted by Technologist So tell me how these knife laws work? Are they like gun laws in the US?

    Do you have concealed carry? Can you carry a knife at all? What if you have a steak knife on ya?

    Look at this confused faggot.

    What laws? What protection? The police are there to protect the government, not you. Cops only show up after a crime happened so they can document it.

    What knife laws? I've lived in countries where carrying knives is illegal. Everyone still carried them.
  13. #13
    Technologist victim of incest
    I only asked a question because I haven’t a clue how it works. I don’t care if people carry illegally. I’m genuinely curious about these laws. Sorry I’m not hard core.
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    Originally posted by Technologist So tell me how these knife laws work? Are they like gun laws in the US?

    Do you have concealed carry? Can you carry a knife at all? What if you have a steak knife on ya?

    Basically in the UK you aren't allowed to have a knife on you in public unless you can demonstrate good reason.
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Thanks Soi!

    What would be a good reason? What are the punishments for being caught with a knife in you?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist Thanks Soi!

    What would be a good reason? What are the punishments for being caught with a knife in you?

    possibly death
  17. #17
    Technologist victim of incest
    Stop trolling Grylls!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Technologist Thanks Soi!

    What would be a good reason? What are the punishments for being caught with a knife in you?

    typically needing it for work or whatever; ie. a construction worker won't generally get in trouble for carrying a retractable razor or something. It's really up to police discretion though so it often depends on whether they think you look like a 'troublemaker'. I'd probably get a fine if I were caught carrying even a leatherman, but I don't really see why you'd be caught in the first place unless you actually tried to use it as a weapon or tried to take it into an airport or parliament or something.

    I'm from Australia and our laws are fairly similar but I believe they're pursued more aggressively in Europe because they have more knife-related crime and are too afraid to go after the root causes.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    As an aside, a knife is not a good self defence weapon so I don't recommend carrying one for that purpose.
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    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    I once was searched by customs in France, but I just showed them my folding knife (CRKT M16) calmly and they must have assumed it was a lighter or something. Pretty sure I would have got it confiscated at the very least.

    I feel safer with a knife at least. I would love to get one that doesn't set off detectors.
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