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  1. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Ghost Kiro


    tsu is best girl
  2. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]


    FARM: the thing we do

    GRIND: it is real
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box tsu is best girl

    bakugo is best girl

  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Mahmoud I don't like them to be drowned in sauce, I just brush the sauce on and get a lot in the slits.

    What kind of sauce bitch
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG What kind of sauce bitch

    Mexican Jerk
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mmQ Mexican Jerk

    You saucin', saucin', saucin'.
  7. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by GGG What kind of sauce bitch

    Depends. I just made some chicken with buffalo sauce.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I developed a new technique to combat my depression when I'm sober where I just smile as hard as fucking possible, preferably while looking into a mirror, until I have no choice but to laugh at how fucking stupid I am.

    *just pretend everything is ok just laugh just laugh it's fine ITS FINE*
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  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I developed a new technique to combat my depression when I'm sober where I just smile as hard as fucking possible, preferably while looking into a mirror, until I have no choice but to laugh at how fucking stupid I am.

    *just pretend everything is ok just laugh just laugh it's fine ITS FINE*

    I believe the physical act of smiling actually releases endorphins. Like stroking your cock but on your face.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think physically frowning and crying also releases endolphins , now to figure out which one releases more.
  11. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Mahmoud Depends. I just made some chicken with buffalo sauce.

    Buffalo sauce is the king of sauce. I've been enjoying this spicy garlic one, but it makes my shit neon.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    With all due respect buffalo sauce isnt obviously the KING OF SAUCE. Let's show some respect to my jizzum here, boys.
  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ With all due respect buffalo sauce isnt obviously the KING OF SAUCE. Let's show some respect to my jizzum here, boys.

    people often dislike things they were forced to eat as kids
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  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I think physically frowning and crying also releases endolphins , now to figure out which one releases more.

    It actually increases cortisol levels. Some other facial expressions can do it too because they use the same muscles but i don't remember which. Probably angry faces, idk.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra people often dislike things they were forced to eat as kids

    This went over my head, mostly.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ This went over my head, mostly.

    your uncle was a bad shot
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG It actually increases cortisol levels. Some other facial expressions can do it too because they use the same muscles but i don't remember which. Probably angry faces, idk.

    This explains something maybe then. See, I have this smile that, when its genuine, likes to curl up on one side and curl down on the other. So its like my mouth is battling with itself. Angels and demons.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra your uncle was a bad shot

    At least you got the joke and ran with it.
  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ This explains something maybe then. See, I have this smile that, when its genuine, likes to curl up on one side and curl down on the other. So its like my mouth is battling with itself. Angels and demons.

    mY SoUL iS BLaCk

    my nAilS aRE aLSO bLaCK
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That cute and fine. I was being serious.

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