The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-02-22 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #8121
   

   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   Stop posting old memes, fucktards.
2. 2019-02-22 at 2:35 AM UTC

   #8122
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by Mahmoud Pretty sure that guy is a pedochile

   
   uh duh, its shadman
3. 2019-02-22 at 3:13 AM UTC

   #8123
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box uh duh, its shadman

   
   Then he deserves to be lynched.
4. 2019-02-22 at 3:58 AM UTC

   #8124
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

   Originally posted by Mahmoud Then he deserves to be lynched.

   
   this entire universe deserves destruction
5. 2019-02-22 at 6:55 AM UTC

   #8125
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   poppy seed tea > heroin.
6. 2019-02-22 at 7:10 AM UTC

   #8126
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box this entire universe deserves destruction

   
   To The Creator did Beauty one day complain, why did you make me of that which wanes?
   
   The world is a hall of mirrors, answered He: a tale told to pass the long night of eternity.
   
   With the hues and colours of change it is made, it is the essence of beauty that it must fade.
7. 2019-02-22 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #8127
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Kiro
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Rizzo in a box
8. 2019-02-22 at 3:09 PM UTC

   #8128
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Mahmoud To The Creator did Beauty one day complain, why did you make me of that which wanes?
   
   The world is a hall of mirrors, answered He: a tale told to pass the long night of eternity.
   
   With the hues and colours of change it is made, it is the essence of beauty that it must fade.

   
   sounds like the creator is easily amused
   
   
   fuck him.
9. 2019-02-22 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #8129
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick poppy seed tea > heroin.

   
   Lol acter did you spend a whole $73 pay check on amazon seeds to get a 23 mg hydrocodone buzz complete with bad stomachache
10. 2019-02-22 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #8130
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Lol acter did you spend a whole $73 pay check on amazon seeds to get a 23 mg hydrocodone buzz complete with bad stomachache

    
    Did you spend another $200 on chicken wings only to throw out 90% of them a day later because they weren't "fresh" anymore?
11. 2019-02-22 at 8:45 PM UTC

    #8131
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I love lemon poppy seed cake
12. 2019-02-22 at 8:45 PM UTC

    #8132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I love poppy seed nuffins
13. 2019-02-22 at 8:45 PM UTC

    #8133
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I love poppy seed dressing
14. 2019-02-22 at 8:47 PM UTC

    #8134
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've always loved lemon desserts and poppy seeds since childhood. Some of my favorite foods. Ate em in church a lot. My mom didn't know how to make em though :(
    
    
    I've always been a dhead
15. 2019-02-22 at 10:51 PM UTC

    #8135
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    Hey man learn to bake yourself, it is really ez, people always talk it up but it's literally just following basic instructions and not being a fucktard. Then get some lemon essence, learn how to properly rind a lemon, you don't want to get to the white part because then it'll be bitter, but if you do it right, you can use both the find and the juice and make really delicious lemon stuff no problem.
16. 2019-02-23 at 3 AM UTC

    #8136
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice Did you spend another $200 on chicken wings only to throw out 90% of them a day later because they weren't "fresh" anymore?

    
    I only eat fresh wings, but I buy a lot
17. 2019-02-23 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #8137
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I only eat fresh wings, but I buy a lot

    
    I've started just cooking whole chicken pieces when I feel a hankering for wings. I cut slits into the flesh and get the sauce in there.
18. 2019-02-25 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #8138
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Mahmoud I've started just cooking whole chicken pieces when I feel a hankering for wings. I cut slits into the flesh and get the sauce in there.

    
    Thats dumb why aren't you dipping
19. 2019-02-25 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #8139
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    I don't like them to be drowned in sauce, I just brush the sauce on and get a lot in the slits.
20. 2019-02-25 at 3:57 PM UTC

    #8140
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Mahmoud I don't like them to be drowned in sauce, I just brush the sauce on and get a lot in the slits.

    
    The slit is the meatiest part