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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ The break on the pipe was actually a super clean break so maybe I'll get some airplane glue or whatever the fuck it's called and just fix it. Or order a new one. Or both. Or or or I'm a seal

    I hope you choke on the burning glue fumes.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie I hope you choke on the burning glue fumes.

    Me too. =D
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Me too. =D

    I hope you don't die though. I hope your lungs get damaged to the extent that you can't talk anymore. And when you call 911 for help the police arrive and they think you're faking it because you're making such silly lung noises when trying to tell them what happened i hope they involuntarily commit you to a psych ward where conditions are so bad that it gets so hot in the summer your sweat annoys your skin to such an extent that when you scratch yourself whole parts of it come off. And i hope it hurts so much that you need to scream but you can't. All you can muster are silly lung noises and so you lay there in agony, locked up while the roaches lay eggs in your gaping skin holes. And when the winter comes you lose all your limbs to frostbite until you're just a torso that can't speak, and then, after 20 years of this you finally die of colon cancer.
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  4. Mahmoud Houston
    Man, microdosing LSD is awesome. I took 25ug today and it's felt fantastic so far.
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  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie I hope you don't die though. I hope your lungs get damaged to the extent that you can't talk anymore. And when you call 911 for help the police arrive and they think you're faking it because you're making such silly lung noises when trying to tell them what happened i hope they involuntarily commit you to a psych ward where conditions are so bad that it gets so hot in the summer your sweat annoys your skin to such an extent that when you scratch yourself whole parts of it come off. And i hope it hurts so much that you need to scream but you can't. All you can muster are silly lung noises and so you lay there in agony, locked up while the roaches lay eggs in your gaping skin holes. And when the winter comes you lose all your limbs to frostbite until you're just a torso that can't speak, and then, after 20 years of this you finally die of colon cancer.

    Lolz
  6. Mahmoud Houston
    It literally just makes me feel like superman. It's like the opposite of how weed affects you, without the tripping.
  7. Mahmoud Houston
    If anybody is trying to kick an addiction, maybe you should give it a try. It's incessantly making me want to go for a jog
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Mahmoud If anybody is trying to kick an addiction, maybe you should give it a try. It's incessantly making me want to go for a jog

    Where can I obtain it?
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    At the corner LSD shop.
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  10. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Where can I obtain it?

    Your concierge.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Mahmoud Your concierge.

    That's you. But I dont want fake acid
  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Mahmoud Man, microdosing LSD is awesome. I took 25ug today and it's felt fantastic so far.

    Microdosing reduces depression and mind wandering but increases neuroticism, according to first-of-its-kind study

    https://www.psypost.org/2019/02/microdosing-reduces-depression-and-mind-wandering-but-increases-neuroticism-according-to-first-of-its-kind-study-53131
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We used to have these acid pellets called "double barrels" (Orange Sunshine). They came in orange and purple. They were designed to give you a nice, smooth, relaxed buzz all day, with no ill aftereffects. They disappeared around the late '80's.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I always thought neuroticism and mind wandering were sort of the same thing.
  15. Mahmoud Houston
    Originally posted by Obbe Microdosing reduces depression and mind wandering but increases neuroticism, according to first-of-its-kind study

    https://www.psypost.org/2019/02/microdosing-reduces-depression-and-mind-wandering-but-increases-neuroticism-according-to-first-of-its-kind-study-53131

    Phenomenological study, which can kiss my dick.
  16. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Getting buzzed on extract, in bumbles memory 💩👍.
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Bumble was a real trooper.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie Bumble was a real trooper.

    Lol did you hear how she died?
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol did you hear how she died?

    Remind me.
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  20. Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol did you hear how she died?

    Uh, no 😥

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