The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-02-14 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #8041
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Do you have one of those low sectionals with the loose pillows/cushions for the backing part?

   
   No BUT I WISH I DID.
2. 2019-02-14 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #8042
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm starting my day off with this from now on
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER
3. 2019-02-14 at 4:25 PM UTC

   #8043
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by aldra uh huh
   
   

   
   That was always my excuse when my mom found blackened, bent spoons hidden in my room or the bathroom. "I WAS TRYINg to CLEAN SOMETHING BUT I COULDNT WAIT FOR A WHOLE POT TO BOIL."
   
   Lol. Sounded perfectly reasonable in my head.
4. 2019-02-14 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #8044
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by CASPER That was always my excuse when my mom found blackened, bent spoons hidden in my room or the bathroom. "I WAS TRYINg to CLEAN SOMETHING BUT I COULDNT WAIT FOR A WHOLE POT TO BOIL."
   
   Lol. Sounded perfectly reasonable in my head.

   
   Brought to you by the makers of "... I got a virus, I got scared and I tripped and my pants fell off..."
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Mahmoud
5. 2019-02-14 at 6:17 PM UTC

   #8045
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by CASPER Brought to you by the makers of "… I got a virus, I got scared and I tripped and my pants fell off…"

   
   ... And the "I fell and my hard penis slipped into your naked sister on our marital bed" series.
6. 2019-02-14 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #8046
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Happy Valentines Day niggaz!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CandyRein, 
   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2019-02-15 at 7:08 AM UTC

   #8047
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   All my muscles ache i can't get comfotabke no matter what
8. 2019-02-15 at 7:09 AM UTC

   #8048
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   i am definatly gonna drink 2 sttel reserves in the morning
9. 2019-02-15 at 7:51 AM UTC

   #8049
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   wtf its not even 3am
10. 2019-02-15 at 7:52 AM UTC

    #8050
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
11. 2019-02-15 at 7:53 AM UTC

    #8051
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    nobody is out there
12. 2019-02-15 at 8:13 AM UTC

    #8052
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    I just pissed in thr bathroom tub 💪.
13. 2019-02-15 at 10:13 AM UTC

    #8053
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick would thank

    
    Thanked it now that I'm able to.
14. 2019-02-15 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #8054
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Awe poor transgender loli is gonna get #blacked and pop her vagina stitches and have a bleeding gaping infected hole.
    
    This is what happens when you don't embrace the dicc
    
    
15. 2019-02-15 at 2:51 PM UTC

    #8055
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    "Infected Hole" sounds like a metal band.
16. 2019-02-15 at 9:33 PM UTC

    #8056
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    I would like 2 double fatburgers, a shake and a side of poon tang
17. 2019-02-15 at 9:37 PM UTC

    #8057
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mmQ I broke my chillum this morning before work just tapping it on the counter. I guess it was overdue. I dont have a backup so I'm gonna buy a corncob pipe from the tobacco store and hope for the best.
    
    Thanks.

    
    This thing sucks ass, it's all harsh and woody tasting smoke. Fuck you.
18. 2019-02-15 at 9:39 PM UTC

    #8058
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ This thing sucks ass, it's all harsh and woody tasting smoke. Fuck you.

    
    y u smoke corn pipe
19. 2019-02-15 at 9:39 PM UTC

    #8059
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie y u smoke corn pipe

    
    Uhhhhhh..
20. 2019-02-15 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #8060
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The break on the pipe was actually a super clean break so maybe I'll get some airplane glue or whatever the fuck it's called and just fix it. Or order a new one. Or both. Or or or I'm a seal