2019-02-05 at 2:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
I haven't been to an NA meeting in a while but that always seemed like a good idea.. 7 years ago I got a rush of confidence while standing outside smoking at one and got a girls number.. who had no front teeth. Good body though. I didn't get to smash. I had two rehab hoes though. Grosssssss.
Anyway..
I was wasting a bunch of money on clothes towards the end of last year and I still kinda am.. My credit is actually pretty good too..
I know I think I'm gonna start hitting meetings to smash. I mean I'm in pretty awful shape, but with newfound confidence and having my life somewhat in order, I should at least be able to wiggle her out of her jeans to tongue punch her eye of sauron. Might get to jerk off on her tongue or something . I'll take it.
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2019-02-05 at 2:54 AM UTC
Yeah I now have extra motivation for my weight loss goal when I realized if I lose all the pudge in my midsection, it'll add a respectable 1.5" to my hog. Worth it.
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2019-02-05 at 4:38 AM UTC
Where's the meeting for people anonymously addicted to going and fucking people at anonymous meetings, anonymously?
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2019-02-05 at 4:58 AM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice
Offer to give the lead for the meeting and just spend the whole time telling stories about cooking rocks in people's fine silverware at house parties.
Lol I'm touched you remember that.
"What are you doing?"
"Cooking a rock."
" ...a what? "
" a rock"
" are you...what? "
"I'M MAKING CRACK"
"...are you joking right now? That is NOT okay..."
* storms off*
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2019-02-05 at 10:20 AM UTC
Hey everyone. I know we go through some good times and bad times and everyone gets icnfused and mad and scared sometimes but uh.
420
XD
2019-02-05 at 10:24 AM UTC
I'll never know how much it cost to see Jesus on the cross.
What a man.
2019-02-05 at 11:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
I'll never know how much it cost to see Jesus on the cross.
What a man.
Just your eternal soul.
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2019-02-05 at 2:52 PM UTC
Janet Where's the Mortons salt we cNt smoke ou of this light straightup can we? Fuck it why not w
2019-02-05 at 3:13 PM UTC
Stupid ass Janet. May as well be a planet.
Because she has rings surrounding her body. Weirdo.
2019-02-06 at 3:14 PM UTC
Three big vape hits gives in the morning gives me eye wiggles. Howjazad njhrgaklifve
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2019-02-06 at 3:16 PM UTC
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2019-02-06 at 7:45 PM UTC
4 pictures of Bill Krozbydog
2019-02-06 at 7:55 PM UTC
I have a patient that makes me watch General Hospital with him. It makes me want to skin him alive and throw him in a vat of acid.
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