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  1. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CandyRein πŸ˜‹ LOL@ hafta

    candy you can pick 3 backup dancers from this site, who do you pick
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Why the fuck do pretty thicc girls buzz their hair? it makes them look like some kinda lipstick lamp genie.
  3. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Why the fuck do pretty thicc girls buzz their hair? it makes them look like some kinda lipstick lamp genie.

    it's because they're slaves. same reason chicks wear chokers. they love to suck dick.
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box candy you can pick 3 backup dancers from this site, who do you pick

    The thought alone


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  5. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    id have casper, panny, and someone else i haven't decided on, we'd be called twink and the thicc bois
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
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    Omfg @ the thicc boys
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  7. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CandyRein πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Omfg @ the thicc boys

    hope you're ready for some genitals jiggling up in your personal space
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    I can’t go out like that, I need to start thinking of who’s gonna be my backup dancers ... and quick

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹

    We’re coming with sheer skill!
    None of that jirating around


    I’m picking Donttellem , jackrabbit and I need one more probably Jedi darryl
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Heather probably knows fire dancing
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  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I've got underwear that look like an elephant. You don't stand a chance,
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  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  12. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    okay its on, we're live streaming and all proceeds to go charity (I just started a charity to help poor rizzos out)
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  13. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by stl1 LJ, you live on a golf course?

    And here I was hoping you lived on a lake and had a nice bass boat.

    I live on a golf course AND a lake. No bass boat though lol 😝
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  14. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by ~L J~ I live on a golf course AND a lake. No bass boat though lol 😝

    boomer.txt
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  15. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box boomer.txt

    Jealous M-illennial.md
  16. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Jealous M-illennial.md

    id be jealous if she talked about a library and a wine cellar. i dont care about golf courses and lakes.

    "three story, full mahogany library, hidden access to the wine cellar through the fake bookcase" = boner
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  17. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Enjoying my non work week not sick. Drinking coffee, smoking my last cig in this freezing garage. Beautiful day .. gotta get outside and enjoy it ..
  18. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Mewsik Enjoying my non work week not sick. Drinking coffee, smoking my last cig in this freezing garage. Beautiful day .. gotta get outside and enjoy it ..

    don't slip and die
  19. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box don't slip and die

    Awwww you care. That’s sweet πŸ’œ

    Lmao
  20. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    i take safety very seriously
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