What are you doing at the moment

1. 2025-02-23 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #57101
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I didn't do shit today
2. 2025-02-24 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #57102
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Kind of burnt out from the meth

   
   Yeah that's the blowback effect. I hear its common with tweakers
   
   

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Rn I'm sipping bong water but it isn't really having an effect.

   
   thats because you're not supposed to sip it, you're supposed to smoke pot through it to cool the smoke in your lungs.
   
   YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
3. 2025-02-24 at 12:58 AM UTC

   #57103
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by POLECAT I didn't do shit today

   
   God Rested too
   
   actually that's not true. He rested on Saturday
4. 2025-02-24 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #57104
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Never getting bombay sapphire again, haven't felt a buzz. Maybe it's the smart drug I took clashing.
5. 2025-02-24 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #57105
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   
6. 2025-02-24 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #57106
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm God Rested too
   
   actually that's not true. He rested on Saturday

   
   Saturday isn't the 7th day.
7. 2025-02-24 at 1:45 AM UTC

   #57107
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina did you mean ropeburn ?
   
   rugburn happens when lesbians scissor each other too aggressively.

   
   No, it's the "bottom" in a male-on-male.
8. 2025-02-24 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #57108
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Saturday isn't the 7th day.

   
   Oh here we go. let me guess. a shift in the Axial precession; right!
9. 2025-02-24 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #57109
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   Bomb threat on American Airliner
   
   "Video shows an American Airlines flight that was going from New York to India landing in Rome and escorted by Italian military jets after a "possible security concern.""
   
   FLMAO. Jets don't escort. they're on stand-down orders until given the Greenlight to shoot you down.
   
   https://www.ktvu.com/news/american-airlines-flight-bomb-threat-292-rome
10. 2025-02-24 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #57110
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Bomb threat on American Airliner
    
    "Video shows an American Airlines flight that was going from New York to India landing in Rome and escorted by Italian military jets after a "possible security concern.""
    
    FLMAO. Jets don't escort. they're on stand-down orders until given the Greenlight to shoot you down.
    
    https://www.ktvu.com/news/american-airlines-flight-bomb-threat-292-rome

    
    Better that than risk another 911
11. 2025-02-24 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #57111
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Oh here we go. let me guess. a shift in the Axial precession; right!

    
    We used to have a calendar with 28 days for each month. Then the Illuminati changed it and nobody noticed.
12. 2025-02-24 at 1:59 AM UTC

    #57112
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Better that than risk another 911

    
    The terrified idiots will turn a plane around for a firecracker these days. They're all obsessed with safety, but they cause way more problems in their pursuit of safety than if they'd done nothing.