The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-01-30 at 10:17 PM UTC

   #7721
   

   Mel Gibson Houston

   Originally posted by CASPER I know. It's just that these particular people- wholesalers if you would- could enable someone to make a ton of money. My stupid logical brain knows that all I have to show for 13 years of misery is a few grand and my contacts. And I've always been weird about phone numbers. I remember transferring all my numbers manually, the first few times I changed phones. I still have hundreds of numbers for people from like 15 years ago. Something about the prospect of losing something that I've put so much work into cultivating. And also the fact that is you're desperate, often times you'll have to pay someone off 50-200 bucks just to make a basic introduction.

   
   You gotta back that shit to the cloud homie
2. 2019-01-30 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #7722
   

   Mel Gibson Houston
   Also, not gonna lie: this is typical addict and recedevist behaviour.
   
   I know you didn't get caught but you're out, which is better. But if you're out, you're out. Once you put that particular life behind you, it's fucking gone. Turning back is a mistake. Go to college.
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   • Technologist
3. 2019-01-30 at 10:26 PM UTC

   #7723
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano I crapped in a toilet and the pipes froze

   
   Bwahahahaha
4. 2019-01-30 at 10:26 PM UTC

   #7724
   

   Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Mel Gibson Also, not gonna lie: this is typical addict and recedevist behaviour.
   
   I know you didn't get caught but you're out, which is better. But if you're out, you're out. Once you put that particular life behind you, it's fucking gone. Turning back is a mistake. Go to college.

   
   Truth
5. 2019-01-30 at 11:08 PM UTC

   #7725
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm thinking about joining a fraternity next semester, or at least next spring when I'll be (fingers crossed) getting in-state tuition. Don't know how much it costs to be in one, but I know it costs more than two shreds of paper.
   
   I don't care if there's mild-mild/moderateish hazing as long as nobody puts a bottle in my mouth. I generally don't care for alcohol any more, and it pisses me off whenever I read stories about kids dying from alcohol related hazing. Alcohol is a 4/10 drug not worth the side-effects and sickness and general bad ideas and behavior it incites.
   
   Where is Sophie? I want to talk vocab.
6. 2019-01-31 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #7726
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   I. LOVE. HER.
7. 2019-01-31 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #7727
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i love opioids
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   • CountBlah
8. 2019-01-31 at 12:15 AM UTC

   #7728
   

   Mel Gibson Houston
   Melania is significantly less retarded than Dolan
9. 2019-01-31 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #7729
   RestStop Space Nigga
   My usual dnm supplier raised his prices $19 a ball game. Who tf does he think I am Rockefeller?
10. 2019-01-31 at 1:49 AM UTC

    #7730
    

    Mel Gibson Houston
    Just smoke weed, prices are more competitive than ever.
11. 2019-01-31 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #7731
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Mel Gibson Just smoke weed, prices are more competitive than ever.

    
    Weed makes me paranoid....meth on the other hand ...
12. 2019-01-31 at 2 AM UTC

    #7732
    

    Mel Gibson Houston
    Just smoke weed till you stop being paranoid.
13. 2019-01-31 at 2:02 AM UTC

    #7733
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by Mel Gibson Just smoke weed till you stop being paranoid.

    
    That’s how it went for me. I used to get paranoid, but that paranoia left a long, long, time ago. It’s just a totally relaxed feeling for me.
14. 2019-01-31 at 2:16 AM UTC

    #7734
    

    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist That’s how it went for me. I used to get paranoid, but that paranoia left a long, long, time ago. It’s just a totally relaxed feeling for me.

    
    I become an absolute idiot now. Something about tn loud good gawd
15. 2019-01-31 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #7735
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    👁👁
    👃
    👄
16. 2019-01-31 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #7736
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Whoa I just found this
    
    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/03/180323104821.htm
    
    It's not my imagination. Holy balls
17. 2019-01-31 at 6:32 AM UTC

    #7737
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This audio/visual hallucinating every night after seroquel is getting very old.
    
    How a nigga live
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    • RestStop
18. 2019-01-31 at 6:35 AM UTC

    #7738
    

    Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    I always thought it helped...casp
19. 2019-01-31 at 11:11 AM UTC

    #7739
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CountBlah Any chance you still got a label? I lost all the designs to a hard drive crash

    
    Nah that feels like it was eons ago. Should have kept a souveneir.
20. 2019-01-31 at 11:19 AM UTC

    #7740
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych My brother wanted to star in a midget porn where its a wrestling match and he is the ref lol