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The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-01-30 at 5:23 AM UTC
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2019-01-30 at 5:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Marriage sucks…just fuck lol
I wish my game was that tight. Is there some secret woman code like a blue sash around my ankle that will have interested women just walk up to me and be like "okay- when?" Because if we can cut out all the in between stuff swear to god I'll buy the nicest room at the best western. And she can even spend the night there when I head back to my moms house afterward.
I haven't gotten laid in a cool minute. But in my defense, fucking is like the last thing in your mind after a decade plus of heroin, getting jumped, hounded by debt collectors, and living in a car. -
2019-01-30 at 5:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I wish my game was that tight. Is there some secret woman code like a blue sash around my ankle that will have interested women just walk up to me and be like "okay- when?" Because if we can cut out all the in between stuff swear to god I'll buy the nicest room at the best western. And she can even spend the night there when I head back to my moms house afterward.
Im not the normal woman so probably not the one to ask...if it were me and im pretty real and im a kind person, i just expect the same. Be honest. I know many say to lie to have game but its not worth the backlash later -
2019-01-30 at 5:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I wish my game was that tight. Is there some secret woman code like a blue sash around my ankle that will have interested women just walk up to me and be like "okay- when?" Because if we can cut out all the in between stuff swear to god I'll buy the nicest room at the best western. And she can even spend the night there when I head back to my moms house afterward.
I haven't gotten laid in a cool minute. But in my defense, fucking is like the last thing in your mind after a decade plus of heroin, getting jumped, hounded by debt collectors, and living in a car.
It shouldnt take the nicest room or the best dinner either. Women that say that shit are not the women you want. There have been dates ive said lets skip the date and just move on to why we are here. Im just saying, the less materialistic the better the person in my mind -
2019-01-30 at 5:28 AM UTCI think I created a tinder like a year ago and I never checked it again. Reading my bio made me cringe too hard.
I'm definitely going to need help with the girl who's coming back from Wisconsin tomorrow. I have zero fucking clue what to do about her. -
2019-01-30 at 5:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I think I created a tinder like a year ago and I never checked it again. Reading my bio made me cringe too hard.
I'm definitely going to need help with the girl who's coming back from Wisconsin tomorrow. I have zero fucking clue what to do about her.
My bio was always song lyrics or stupid poetry about skipping rocks. Humor will work. With intelligence comes humor. You may need to dumb it down a bit in writing so it comes across -
2019-01-30 at 5:48 AM UTCI think I was trying to be self deprecating, but it came across as painfully unconfident. And I feel the need to preface any conversation with anyone with like every awful, embarrassing thing about myself, and then if that doesn't send them screaming in the other direction, I take things from there.
In your late teens and mid 20s, people kind of don't give a shit, but I swear when a woman hits 26, she initiates some special program where she starts sizing up dudes like the Terminator. I may be really nice (sometimes I think a little TOO nice), but I'm still an absolute fucking wreck. Like holy god am I a clusterfuck of a human being lol.
I need to write a new one. How's this:
ASL?
I'm a fucking wreck.
But I'm doing better.
I go to NA meetings and write poetry so you know I'm zen as shit.
I have a credit score now, so that's like...adult of me.
We gotta hang at your place or something. My mom is weird about strangers.
I might not rock your world like, sexually. But I will drive you to the airport SO GOOD.
If you have pets, they will like me better then you. Don't take it personally.
If you're not careful, I might grow on you.
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2019-01-30 at 5:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I think I was trying to be self deprecating, but it came across as painfully unconfident. And I feel the need to preface any conversation with anyone with like every awful, embarrassing thing about myself, and then if that doesn't send them screaming in the other direction, I take things from there.
In your late teens and mid 20s, people kind of don't give a shit, but I swear when a woman hits 26, she initiates some special program where she starts sizing up dudes like the Terminator. I may be really nice (sometimes I think a little TOO nice), but I'm still an absolute fucking wreck. Like holy god am I a clusterfuck of a human being lol.
Its funny i used to be the same...how old are u if you dont mind me asking? Security not ego is a good thing. You are very bright so more observatory humor would work well for you but not about yourself or other people...you dont want to look hateful.
Just be honest kind and yourself. Be weary of women who always want something or are very insecure themselves. Find an intelligent woman or it just wont work.
And i dont think women size you up quite the way you think. I think your looking for an edge orva game but all you need is what you already have to offer...just know that. You need to know that yourself first or it wont be believed -
2019-01-30 at 5:57 AM UTCIf I were a gay man that sexy beast casper would have my booty hole
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2019-01-30 at 5:59 AM UTC
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2019-01-30 at 6 AM UTCAlso I'm 30. Oh god that means I'm turning 31 this year. Why does that feel worse than 30? LolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-30 at 6:02 AM UTCI'll be 39 this yr. MY beard is going full grey in the past 6 months. I feel like a fag dying it after I trim
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2019-01-30 at 6:03 AM UTC
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2019-01-30 at 6:04 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-30 at 6:07 AM UTCI've been mostly drug free lately. Popping gabapetnin and tonight I hopped one a few kpins. I was hoping they'ed help me sleep but its been the opposite. A homie said he's got some jwh laying round gonna try to rangle up some for a blast to the past one weekend
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2019-01-30 at 6:09 AM UTCAlso if anyone has any of my old incense labels I'd live scans or good pics. Lost all my templates to a hard drive failure and I'd like to frame them all
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2019-01-30 at 6:21 AM UTC
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2019-01-30 at 7:01 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-30 at 7:08 AM UTC
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2019-01-30 at 7:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by CountBlah I'll be 39 this yr. MY beard is going full grey in the past 6 months. I feel like a fag dying it after I trim
My beard and hair have been super white since I was like....24. No joke. I started getting gray hairs at 19. It wouldn't be so bad if they'd just fall in line and grow the same direction, but instead they just poke out of my face at weird angles. I call them "old man hairs" because they look like the awful random hairs you see growing out of an old dudes double chin or nose or ear.
