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2019-01-28 at 7:32 AM UTCProject Matt 2019. All my fellow Dh friends are leaving one by one and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
I subverted all the wonderful women to my cause and now they fled! Where do they end up? That's for me to known and you to never find out ;)
PROJECT MATT. Watch out for it and if you are a woman from date hookup don't be afraid to message the Matt and I will steer you in the direction where all the other Dh ladies are posting.
Join us. Dh'ers only ;) -
2019-01-28 at 8:03 AM UTCOh. NO dotT go mister we were gONNA be best frend
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2019-01-28 at 8:06 AM UTCGhost so crazy 😂😂😂
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2019-01-28 at 9:17 AM UTCI'm high. I mean I'm cool though right? My mom says I'm okay she guesses. That'd be pretty messed up to group me in with the people you don't like, just because we're from the same group.
I mean.... you're not a RACIST are you?
If you are not, in fact, a raysin, I will expect my invite to my inbox most promptly.
TOODLE LOO!!
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2019-01-28 at 9:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I'm high. I mean I'm cool though right? My mom says I'm okay she guesses. That'd be pretty messed up to group me in with the people you don't like, just because we're from the same group.
I mean…. you're not a RACIST are you?
If you are not, in fact, a raysin, I will expect my invite to my inbox most promptly.
TOODLE LOO!!
-CaspeR
How old is this mother you speak of and is she single? -
2019-01-28 at 9:33 AM UTCShe's 66, and I suppose....if you consider sleeping with a homeless cat to be single.
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2019-01-28 at 9:36 AM UTCWhats with all the homeless cuties this year? Plenty of room on the MATTress of love.
Send em my way. -
2019-01-28 at 10:33 AM UTCGonna be honest. The "MATTress of love" sounds all kinds of unhygienic.
What about the "recently purchased and subsequently steam cleaned futon of love"? -
2019-01-28 at 11:16 AM UTC
Moreover, S. Augustine, On the Trinity, III, says that devils do indeed collect human semen
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2019-01-28 at 11:19 AM UTC
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2019-01-28 at 11:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Damn. Do they carry around a cooler or like…vials of jizz, in a bandolier around them? The logistic of large scale cum-collecting seem kinda complicated.
the mythology is kind of interesting actually. it's from the Malleus Maleficarum, and the first section talks a lot about Incubi and Succubi (and semen) - apparently they're not really separate creatures; they're different forms of a demon or devil. it appears as a succubus to take (and corrupt) semen from men, then appears as an incubus to inject the semen into women and create devilbabies or something -
2019-01-28 at 11:54 AM UTCDoesn't seem very antiseptic. Seems like a cooked up explanation for why the maids bastard mystery baby has your same color eyes. IT WAS THE WILEY SUCCUBUS WITH HER TURKEY BASTER AGAIN.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-28 at 12:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra the mythology is kind of interesting actually. it's from the Malleus Maleficarum, and the first section talks a lot about Incubi and Succubi (and semen) - apparently they're not really separate creatures; they're different forms of a demon or devil. it appears as a succubus to take (and corrupt) semen from men, then appears as an incubus to inject the semen into women and create devilbabies or something
how would you try to explain genetically edited babies to people living 5000 years ago ? -
2019-01-28 at 12:08 PM UTC
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2019-01-28 at 12:43 PM UTCDAMN YOU SUCCUBUS
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2019-01-28 at 1:35 PM UTC
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2019-01-28 at 1:53 PM UTCFunny thread .. thanks for the Monday morning giggles 👍
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2019-01-28 at 6:54 PM UTC
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2019-01-28 at 7:15 PM UTCFolks?.
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2019-01-28 at 10:11 PM UTCHas something suddenly created a time warp?
