The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-01-26 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #7521
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   2 cans Monster a day, premium cigarretes, hot pockets & doritos, ice cream, new flat bill hat, new phone charger every day bc i lost it again, jello shots with name brand vodka, goes to movies every other day
   
   OUT OF MONEY FOR DIAPERS!! TOO EXPENSIVE :((
   
   anyone wanna watch my kids?!?!XDD *puppy face*
2. 2019-01-26 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #7522
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was smoking spice with a girl once and she broke out in tears over her kids talking about "I SHOULD HAVE DROWNED THEM IN THE BATHTUB!"
3. 2019-01-26 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #7523
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Solstice I was smoking spice with a girl once and she broke out in tears over her kids talking about "I SHOULD HAVE DROWNED THEM IN THE BATHTUB!"

   
   Must've been some bomb shit.
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4. 2019-01-26 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #7524
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Must've been some bomb shit.

   
   It was this shit called Down 2 Earth. She took two hits off the loaded bowl and said she was done. I made fun of her and finished the rest which caused me to go catatonic for a solid ten minutes unable to talk or respond.
   
   Yeah I don't miss that shit. I mean okay maybe a little.
   
   
5. 2019-01-26 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #7525
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Losing track of how much kpin I'm taking..
6. 2019-01-26 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #7526
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Go easy weese
7. 2019-01-26 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #7527
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I'm in only taking my prescribed medications and I'm cool with that.
   
   Feels like my testosterone is ramping up. Want to box someone.I never liked hurting people, but I really did enjoy fighting/sparring for fun.
8. 2019-01-26 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #7528
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Low key wish I had a legit ambien script from a doctor who doesn't know about my substance use. Seroquel works OK, and I only take 50mg (considering asking for a touch more), but in the back of my mind I know it's straight toxic.
   
   In the state of MN you have to sign a waiver to be prescribed an atypical antipsychotic because there's a 40% chance you'll develop a permanent major medical condition from it. My doctor said "The good news is that 60% don't."
   Ugh. Thankfully, I only take a baby dose and it's pretty unlikely I'll get tardive disky or diabeetus. I still don't like it though.
   
   Anyone ever bought/sold seroquel b4?
9. 2019-01-26 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #7529
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Losing track of how much kpin I'm taking..

   
   Just don't take 14 mg and end up with a felony 3 like I did.
10. 2019-01-26 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #7530
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano Low key wish I had a legit ambien script from a doctor who doesn't know about my substance use. Seroquel works OK, and I only take 50mg (considering asking for a touch more), but in the back of my mind I know it's straight toxic.
    
    In the state of MN you have to sign a waiver to be prescribed an atypical antipsychotic because there's a 40% chance you'll develop a permanent major medical condition from it. My doctor said "The good news is that 60% don't."
    Ugh. Thankfully, I only take a baby dose and it's pretty unlikely I'll get tardive disky or diabeetus. I still don't like it though.
    
    Anyone ever bought/sold seroquel b4?

    
    A desperate speed freak trying to come down or insomniac might buy Seroquel for a few bucks. Or it's worth some comisary in jail/prison. Otherwise no.
11. 2019-01-26 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #7531
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by Ghost It's legal to buy and sell in my country so it's not like I can get in trouble for mailing weed to americans

    
    Can if its not a state thats legalized recreational weed, they'll extradite you over there. Plenty of peeps who never even set foot in america been extradited by the fed for sending illegal drugs over there.
    
    
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12. 2019-01-26 at 5:36 AM UTC

    #7532
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Narc Can if its not a state thats legalized recreational weed, they'll extradite you over there. Plenty of peeps who never even set foot in america been extradited by the fed for sending illegal drugs over there.
    
    
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    Canada would have to agree to extradite, which considering how liberal the country is right now...I think they'd be reluctant to do over a plant. In most cases LE will probably just sieze it and sell it to a dispensary, use the money to get new tazers.
13. 2019-01-26 at 7:13 AM UTC

    #7533
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I dunno man, america got some serious political clout when they want somebody like that. I'm pretty sure they'd find a way with Canada, there's prolly plenty of reasons Canada would want to keep the US sweet, especially not over scronaldos ass anyway, lol.
    
    
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14. 2019-01-26 at 7:15 AM UTC

    #7534
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I mean they got Howard marks extradited from Spain at the time when all of Britain's armed robbers, major drug dealers and even murderers were using it like a playground coz they wouldn't send them back to the UK.
    
    
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15. 2019-01-26 at 10:20 AM UTC

    #7535
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc Can if its not a state thats legalized recreational weed, they'll extradite you over there. Plenty of peeps who never even set foot in america been extradited by the fed for sending illegal drugs over there.
    
    
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    I wouldn't use my real name on the return address
16. 2019-01-26 at 2:50 PM UTC

    #7536
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Use entomologist plural
17. 2019-01-26 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #7537
    

    Mel Gibson Houston
    Entomologi
18. 2019-01-26 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #7538
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice Just don't take 14 mg and end up with a felony 3 like I did.

    
    Once I was at either 4 or 4.5 mg I decided I wasn't going to the bar after all. Good way to end up losing a fight that never needed to happen. Fell asleep in my clothes. Thinking about taking more but what's the point I'm sure I'm still under the influence.
19. 2019-01-26 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #7539
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lol don't get strung out on benzos now. SLIPPEREY SLOEP.
20. 2019-01-26 at 5 PM UTC

    #7540
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I never saw the appeal of benzos. I just get fucked up and don't remember shit/pass out for 12-14 hours.