The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-01-25 at 8:01 AM UTC

   #7501
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   toasted dough
2. 2019-01-25 at 8:16 AM UTC

   #7502
   

   Mel Gibson Houston
   Treated flour mixture that has had heat applied to it.
3. 2019-01-25 at 8:57 AM UTC

   #7503
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Marm's spagarti
4. 2019-01-25 at 8:58 AM UTC

   #7504
   

   Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
   whole wheat holocaust
5. 2019-01-25 at 9:08 AM UTC

   #7505
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Jeremiah's Mosquito Factory
6. 2019-01-25 at 9:50 AM UTC

   #7506
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   you think luigi can hear this
7. 2019-01-25 at 10:04 AM UTC

   #7507
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   ITS NOT SPAM
8. 2019-01-25 at 10:25 AM UTC

   #7508
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Seventeen moms walk into a bar.
9. 2019-01-25 at 10:35 AM UTC

   #7509
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Chicetns, giblishes, floukrods, mantipees, pushypoos, yellyishesers, blombs, ralks, hogelpumps.
   
   Thats a list of my new favorite things.
10. 2019-01-25 at 10:36 AM UTC

    #7510
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Seventeen moms walk into a bar.

    
    Address?
11. 2019-01-25 at 10:40 AM UTC

    #7511
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    1st Ave, Minneapolis, MN
12. 2019-01-25 at 10:46 AM UTC

    #7512
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Those sluts
13. 2019-01-25 at 11:50 AM UTC

    #7513
    

    Mel Gibson Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ Chicetns, giblishes, floukrods, mantipees, pushypoos, yellyishesers, blombs, ralks, hogelpumps.
    
    Thats a list of my new favorite things.

    
    One hogelpump pls
14. 2019-01-25 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #7514
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box one of those people is inevitably going to be a dumbfuck that ends up getting you involved in some RICO case.

    
    Rizzo, it's your father. If you're gonna stay under my roof in this mansion there's some ground rules. NO DRUGS after 9 PM. NO excursions with two buck chuck with homeless people.
15. 2019-01-25 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #7515
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Rap snitch Knishes
16. 2019-01-25 at 5:41 PM UTC

    #7516
    RestStop Space Nigga
    My old friend (current heroin hooker) Amber been hitting me up everyday trying to start a relationship or "hangout" as she calls it because her plug "Boo" broke it off with her after three years and the shit she be doin' ain't shit. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks my niggaz.
17. 2019-01-25 at 6:29 PM UTC

    #7517
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Amber is a sexy name
    
    Amber lamps
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2019-01-25 at 8:39 PM UTC

    #7518
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop My old friend (current heroin hooker) Amber been hitting me up everyday trying to start a relationship or "hangout" as she calls it because her plug "Boo" broke it off with her after three years and the shit she be doin' ain't shit. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks my niggaz.

    
    I was friends with that bitch. She wasn't a drug addict becouse she "only did" vicodin anymore, which isn't addictive. She also cried wen I brought her xanax but refused to give her some of my vikes. Then I gave her two so she would stop being a bitch. She was a hot lil' h hoe, but she had a retarded h kid that she never payed attention to. He didn't HAVE to be retarded, but she did nothing besides play Toy Story for him while she vic'd and vyvans'd.
    
    I never slammed her because my disgusting friend who was living with her hoghamm'd her on the daily. That was a few years ago, she's getting close to 30 now and looks more used up than cheap facial cream. HANL
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop, 
    • CASPER
19. 2019-01-25 at 9:48 PM UTC

    #7519
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Those opiate bitches are the worst. Scum of the earth, believe me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
20. 2019-01-25 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #7520
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I find this to be very accurate for opiate bitches
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CASPER, 
    • WE SMOOTH, 
    • RestStop, 
    • Lanny