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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop 720 for 4 zips of ice? Fuuuuu….that's 6.42 a gram. Most people can't get weed for that I've seen QP's(of weed) go for 8 hunnid just last summer and I'm like "I don't wanna live this planet anymore". I'm guessing you're in So cal or TX with those connections/cheap prices?

    Los Angeles, yes. Wholesale is pretty much the only reason I got as bad as I did with addiction.
  2. Lanny, the "R" in the "LMRAO" enhancement should be changed to "ravaging"

    Otherwise excellent enhancement
  3. Ghost Black Hole
    Damn I paid 700 for a half oz once
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A wrote a pome

    sock puppet seminar coming to your town
    so many smilies turning up your frown
    hehe haha ho ho ho
    sure hope your ass can make it the show

    all the sock puppet favorites will be there for your joy
    Anakin, Billypo, Stanley, and Groy
    Not to mention Charbknee and old cranky Stids
    Don't forget your popcorn, don't forget your kids

    Admission is a dollar but adults get in free
    provide to me your info and your soc security
    write a check start a tab run your card you'll feel glad
    all the puppets smile back and prevent your heart from staying sad

    shows over go home lock your doors grab a comb
    part your hair in the middle grab a fiddle diddle diddle
    eat some toast pet your cat brush your teeth was the rugs
    pace around phone a friend spy on neighbors hand out hugs
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ A wrote a pome

    sock puppet seminar coming to your town
    so many smilies turning up your frown
    hehe haha ho ho ho
    sure hope your ass can make it the show

    all the sock puppet favorites will be there for your joy
    Anakin, Billypo, Stanley, and Groy
    Not to mention Charbknee and old cranky Stids
    Don't forget your popcorn, don't forget your kids

    Admission is a dollar but adults get in free
    provide to me your info and your soc security
    write a check start a tab run your card you'll feel glad
    all the puppets smile back and prevent your heart from staying sad

    shows over go home lock your doors grab a comb
    part your hair in the middle grab a fiddle diddle diddle
    eat some toast pet your cat brush your teeth was the rugs
    pace around phone a friend spy on neighbors hand out hugs

    Shit goes hard AF Fam!
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Ghost Damn I paid 700 for a half oz once

    I think that's part of what made it so hard to disengage for all these years. I've spent roughly 15 years of my life cultivating sooper Dooper connections for stuff, and it feels like throwing a gigantic pile of money on a barbecue pit to just walk away and delete the numbers.

    Ugh.
  7. Mel Gibson Houston
    Originally posted by CASPER I think that's part of what made it so hard to disengage for all these years. I've spent roughly 15 years of my life cultivating sooper Dooper connections for stuff, and it feels like throwing a gigantic pile of money on a barbecue pit to just walk away and delete the numbers.

    Ugh.

    Franchise to other crack slingas and become a kingpin.
  8. UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by Mel Gibson Franchise to other crack slingas and become a kingpin.

    Happy Passover there Mel
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    This 2mg kpin is hittin so good with this craft beer & PURE INDICA, hopefully I don't sleep through my alarm tomorrow.
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Like on the wire when avon sold his connection to off the boat heroin for millions of dollars
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Mel Gibson Franchise to other crack slingas and become a kingpin.

    That was the idea, actually. They'd purchase from me at wholesale prices, I'd stay in contact with them and give them directions where to go, n eventually set up their phone network and give them access to a certain segment of my smaller daily customers. They'd go where I told them, etc.

    But guess who's the only one who got their shit together out of 5 people who isn't being actively investigated by local PDs for homicide?
  13. Mel Gibson Houston
    Yeah I feel you man. It's hard to find good help.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mel Gibson It's 5:27 here and I have a completely open agenda but I'm still stressed for some reason.

    Am
  15. Ghost Black Hole
    its not spam
  16. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Mel Gibson Franchise to other crack slingas and become a kingpin.

    one of those people is inevitably going to be a dumbfuck that ends up getting you involved in some RICO case.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box one of those people is inevitably going to be a dumbfuck that ends up getting you involved in some RICO case.

    qfmft.
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    OVEN BUNS
  19. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    hot cakes
  20. Mel Gibson Houston
    jedi doughnuts?

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