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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I went and had jacky pick me up some po bois and shrimp and went to her place, i've known her since september and we broke up for a little bit but, I decided to have a kid with her so I finally came, we talked about it before hand a few times.

    Kind of nervous now, but maybe thats fine because i need to shape up anyways.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    all i gathered from this thred so far is, you were a little bit worried to visit your grandma
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    You should really worry about making a stable home before you try to have kids
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra You should really worry about making a stable home before you try to have kids

    yeah i know, but she said her dad will pay me to have kids and marry her so she can be the first sister to get married, i thought it was a bad idee originally but i think i will try it out.

    mal is welcome to cum to my wedding.
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The information I'm getting from this post is : "got drunk and tried to fuck my ex n now we gonna married" If you value your dick you will abort. She will not fix you. She will Lorena hobbit ur chode.

    +1 for Po boy tho. I would pay postmates like $30 right now for a legit crawfish or fried catfish Po boy with hush puppies.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER The information I'm getting from this post is : "got drunk and tried to fuck my ex n now we gonna married" If you value your dick you will abort. She will not fix you. She will Lorena hobbit ur chode.

    +1 for Po boy tho. I would pay postmates like $30 right now for a legit crawfish or fried catfish Po boy with hush puppies.

    Fat boy detected!
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    U kno it bubbie
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Hey if you get married can you raffle off the role of best man to one of us? I want to arrange a pathetic trifecta for the sake of internet lulz and posterity.


    That may have come off catty, but tbh I'm just high and that seemed hilarious in my head. But I'm a let it ride, because I'm a man, and men say things without concern for reality and whether someone's feelings will be badly hurt.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by blaster master krolo, ill dress as the commish if you make me your best man.

    It was my fucking idea I call dibs. I'm an internet minister anyway, so I'm kinda first string best man material.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah i know, but she said her dad will pay me to have kids and marry her

    Sounds legit...
  13. #13
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds legit…

    He wants himself a slice of that sweet Bill Krozbyby genetic material.
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah i know, but she said her dad will pay me to have kids and marry her so she can be the first sister to get married, i thought it was a bad idee originally but i think i will try it out.

    mal is welcome to cum to my wedding.

    No shit sherlock


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    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by aldra You should really worry about making a stable home before you try to have kids

    He’s going to fake kill the kid off later so let him have another fake kid GAWD
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER It was my fucking idea I call dibs. I'm an internet minister anyway, so I'm kinda first string best man material.

    You know someone's a fucking weirdo when they're an ordained minister with an internet certificate
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    Unfree Yung Blood [insultingly latinize your irregular]
    how does one become a internet minister any how?
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG You know someone's a fucking weirdo when they're an ordained minister with an internet certificate

    Ain't got no fancy certificates but I can't much refute that
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER Hey if you get married can you raffle off the role of best man to one of us? I want to arrange a pathetic trifecta for the sake of internet lulz and posterity.


    That may have come off catty, but tbh I'm just high and that seemed hilarious in my head. But I'm a let it ride, because I'm a man, and men say things without concern for reality and whether someone's feelings will be badly hurt.

    Yeah I was actually going to suggest that.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by blaster master krolo, ill dress as the commish if you make me your best man.

    deal
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