Zanick's "evil sister" here, AMA

1. 2019-01-12 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #121
   

   Loing African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Do you want what's best for us goyim, Captain Falcon?

   
   We know what is best for everyone. Relax. Let us take care of everything.
2. 2019-01-12 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #122
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Loing We know what is best for everyone. Relax. Let us take care of everything.

   
   I'm imagining this as a speech bubble above a guy taking a shit at an intersection
3. 2019-01-12 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #123
   

   Loing African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I'm imagining this as a speech bubble above a guy taking a shit at an intersection

   
   And I'm imagining this image as a banksy painting
4. 2019-01-12 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #124
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I imagine banksy is probably the kind of guy who'd watch people poo in public from the bushes
5. 2019-01-12 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #125
   

   Loing African Astronaut
   Wanksy
6. 2019-01-12 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #126
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   A psyche ward? What did he do, wand his ladle?
7. 2019-01-12 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #127
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   Even if this is Zanick, I’d rather be trolled to believe his multiple personality delusions than to be trolled into empathizing Bill Krozby for faking his daughter’s death.
8. 2019-01-12 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #128
   

   Loing African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ajax Even if this is Zanick, I’d rather be trolled to believe his multiple personality delusions than to be trolled into empathizing Bill Krozby for faking his daughter’s death.

   
   I didn't read any of the thread, so this only reinforces the validity of my strategy.
9. 2019-01-16 at 6:32 AM UTC

   #129
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Update: The psychiatrist said that the LSD interacted with his mood stabilizer and made him psychotic. He's in an inpatient treatment facility. Not high anymore, but his stay is mandatory because of an incident in a movie theater that occurred during the episode. Those are the details I know.
10. 2019-01-16 at 7:07 AM UTC

    #130
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    The famous “Karen” was our next-door neighbor’s child. She and Zanick were the same age and had a very young romance. Her family moved away when he was either 10 or 11, and I don’t remember that he talked to any girls after that. I do remember when we heard she died of anorexia while he was in high school because not long after was the first time he tried to kill himself.
11. 2019-01-16 at 7:33 AM UTC

    #131
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Today I flushed like a gallon of something called "piracetam powder" down his toilet. Not sure what that is. I'm not surprised he did this to himself.
12. 2019-01-16 at 7:34 AM UTC

    #132
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Tbh part of me feels some of these replies are not eloquent enough for Zanick.
    
    I googled for the fuck of it but didn't find his name or picture anywhere.
13. 2019-01-16 at 7:41 AM UTC

    #133
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    That bit about 'Karen' and the other details of what was going on while he was posting here makes this feel like a story where background is given from different perspectives, which sounds like something he might do if he got bored of his usual style
14. 2019-01-16 at 7:43 AM UTC

    #134
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Maybe if he were half as smart as he is pretentious, he'd be a lawyer and I'd be the drug addict loser who thinks she's a philosopher.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life
15. 2019-01-16 at 7:45 AM UTC

    #135
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    That's more about values than intelligence. A lot of people are both
16. 2019-01-16 at 7:46 AM UTC

    #136
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    And he is neither. What exactly is your point?
17. 2019-01-16 at 7:49 AM UTC

    #137
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    > a lot of people are both (a lawyer and a drug addict)
18. 2019-01-16 at 8:02 AM UTC

    #138
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by aldra That bit about 'Karen' and the other details of what was going on while he was posting here makes this feel like a story where background is given from different perspectives, which sounds like something he might do if he got bored of his usual style

    
    He's posted about that before though I think.
19. 2019-01-16 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #139
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Fuxk this forum fix ur shit lammy
20. 2019-01-16 at 12:39 PM UTC

    #140
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Basically there are three possible explanations for all of this:
    
    1. This is actually Zanick's sister, and he really is in the hospital, which is pretty concerning, at least to me.
    2. Zanick's fucking with all of us, which will turn out to be somewhat entertaining I guess, but some of us, or at least I, am actually genuinely concerned, and the concern would outweigh the lulz.
    3. This is Zanick, but he actually thinks he's his "evil sister." This is definitely the most frightening of them all. Zanick is good people, and one of my favorite posters on here. He is one of the few people who actually cares about things like eloquence and diction. He's also well-read and a scholar in his own right.
    
    Zanick, if it's #2, please let us know soon.
    
    But when it comes to #1 and #3, it's pretty much Schrodinger's Zanick… We may never know for sure. Either one is tragic, but #3 is probably worse. At least if he's in the hospital from drug psychosis, he's being treated by professionals.

    
    "Professionals"