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  1. #21
    ^ Were you on Zoklet 2009-2013? I used to be a very prominent Zokleteer and my schtick was being as racist as humanly possible. I didn't actually vote in 2016/am not really racist.

    If forgot to add, things to try with your counterfeit money:

    Automatic currency exchange machines -- Instant trade of fake money for real money.

    Bitcoin ATMs -- perhaps even better as long as the currency retains value.
  2. #22
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jim ^ Were you on Zoklet 2009-2013? I used to be a very prominent Zokleteer and my schtick was being as racist as humanly possible. I didn't actually vote in 2016.

    If forgot to add, things to try with your counterfeit money:

    Automatic currency exchange machines – Instant trade of fake money for real money.

    Bitcoin ATMs – perhaps even better as long as the currency retains value.

    Zok is a federal agent and made slanderous lies about me.

    Fuck him and his website.
  3. #23
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by NARCassist Those plastic notes are horrible. You can't fold them at all they just open straight back up again and end up a mess. If you have a wad of them its awkward as fuck.

    When the polymer notes were introduced here they would always stick together, annoying af. I swear I overpaid for some pizzas because of that too.
  4. #24
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Nil When the polymer notes were introduced here they would always stick together, annoying af. I swear I overpaid for some pizzas because of that too.

    is it truly impossible to counterfeit them?

    sounds like it would be easier with 3D printers printing in layers.
  5. #25
    ^ For an amateur, the new Canadian bills might as well be impossible to reliably fake. The material, the raised polymer print, complex holograms, etc, all require advanced machinery to fake. It probably isn't even worth it to invest in all the stuff that would be necessary. Only cartels and rogue states like North Korea can get their hands on it.

    The bleaching regular American +$10 bills and printing pre-1996 $100 scans on them is the easiest thing anyone with an IQ over 100 and readily available stuff can do, while at the same time being profitable. They also pass the major counterfeit test (pen), and don't need reflective UV ink, which is a huge plus.
  6. #26
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    this is the problem. North Korea wants to print American Money to flood the shit to fuck up the economy and devalue the currancy in the process.

    plus they probably buy shit with it and then trade it for gold and fund their secret nuke program.

    Trump is an idiot. the North Koreans still havn't shut down their nuke plants.. and want more retuning the agreement. THERE IS NO FUCKING AGREEMENT, YOU FAT FUCKER. YOU SHUT IT DOWN NOW OR YOU GET POUNDED IN THE NEXT 48 FUCKING HOURS

    Fucking wait longer so this fat fuck can have nuclear tipped ICBM and not atomic weapons but now full on Hydrogen Bombs.

    they have advanced and have agreed and then broke agreements and then rinse and repeated for 20 fucking years now

    It's only a matter of time. Plus they aided Iran

    too bad, Iranian people seem like they want to become more westernised. but their government is forcing old religion on them.
  7. #27
    In Canada you can rip a 10 dollar bill in half and use it as a 5
  8. #28
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny
    Probably better than having a bunch of easy counterfeits running around though.

    not if you're the one with the counterfeits



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  9. #29
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by DietPiano In Canada you can rip a 10 dollar bill in half and use it as a 5

    is this true?
  10. #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by totse3.com is this true?

    No.
  11. #31
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    years and years ago we had some fake 50 pound notes, which was quite a lot in them days so they weren't too common. we hit this little drugstore coz it had this really old woman working in there. my pal went in first and got away no problem. i went in stupidly about 5 minutes later and used one and she got a bit suspicious. they didn't have those pens or the black light in those days so to check it what she did was got another 50 out of the till and compared it with the one i gave her. of course the only other 50 in her till was the one my pal had given her 5 minutes before, so she saw they looked the same and handed me my change, lol.



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  12. #32
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No.

    i am begining to miss you.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by NARCassist years and years ago we had some fake 50 pound notes, which was quite a lot in them days so they weren't too common. we hit this little drugstore coz it had this really old woman working in there. my pal went in first and got away no problem. i went in stupidly about 5 minutes later and used one and she got a bit suspicious. they didn't have those pens or the black light in those days so to check it what she did was got another 50 out of the till and compared it with the one i gave her. of course the only other 50 in her till was the one my pal had given her 5 minutes before, so she saw they looked the same and handed me my change, lol.



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    says a lot about how you look.
  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i am begining to miss you.

    I am a lone wolf. I travel alone. But, thank you.
  15. #35
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny says a lot about how you look.

    What does that say about how I look? Like you don't even know how I look and this happened in the mid nineties, lol.



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  16. #36
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by totse3.com they have advanced and have agreed and then broke agreements and then rinse and repeated for 20 fucking years now



    hurr

    Originally posted by totse3.com too bad, Iranian people seem like they want to become more westernised. but their government is forcing old religion on them.

    http://thesaker.is/irans-basij-the-reason-why-land-or-civil-war-inside-iran-is-impossible/

    durr
  17. #37
    Originally posted by NARCassist What does that say about how I look? Like you don't even know how I look and this happened in the mid nineties, lol.



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    the thing that you said happened at the drug store only happen to people who look like a crook.

    your right i dont know how you look, but the woman at the drug store knew how you look,

    and what she did indicated that you looked like a crook.

    and maybe still is.
  18. #38
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    i like money
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #39
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Printing 100 on a smaller bill seems lazy. They'll be more suspicious of anything over a 20. Don't see why people are so damn lazy.
  20. #40
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the thing that you said happened at the drug store only happen to people who look like a crook.

    your right i dont know how you look, but the woman at the drug store knew how you look,

    and what she did indicated that you looked like a crook.

    and maybe still is.

    Yeah I'd say I probably do.

    What of it?


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