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  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    What's the best way to do this? Is it worth it to buy some on the darknet? I don't know what the going rate is or how passable it is. How would I go about getting the right template and printer to make some of my own?
  2. Enterita African Astronaut
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by totse3.com LDS and his friend threatened my life multiple times while I was under the influence of an alt account.

    whatever that means

    Stop posting off topic in my thread or I'll kill you.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Diggin' for templates. Hmm..
  5. Lanny virtuosic jazz vampire
    This is a thread made in a topical forum, if you don't have something on topic to post then don't post at all and if you want to complain about this, go do it in a different thread.
  6. Bueno A Glow-In-The-Dark
    Print bills, give them to girl scout cookies girls, get real monies in change.
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  7. esbity African Astronaut
    The best way... get a big press and make the plates. Make the paper and ink as well.
  8. Take regular 10 dollar bills and submerge them in concrete stripper to remove the ink print, then print pre-1990 $100 bill scans on them. Then age them by crumpling and putting them in the clothes dryer, in a pocket filled with gravel. They pass the only counterfeit tests they can run at the drug store, which is a pen test.
  9. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jim Take regular 10 dollar bills and submerge them in concrete stripper to remove the ink print, then print pre-1990 $100 bill scans on them. Then age them by crumpling and putting them in the clothes dryer, in a pocket filled with gravel. They pass the only counterfeit tests they can run at the drug store, which is a pen test.

    how do you get the 10 dollars
  10. mmQ motherfucker
    Originally posted by Enterita how do you get the 10 dollars

    Start with ones.
  11. aldra Black Hole [my considered impending distributor]
    our notes are some sort of polymer and they've been going bananas with holograms and transparent cutouts these last few years:



    I've still heard of fairly passable copies going around though - US currency should be infinitely easier.

    You've already got some money, why not just buy a hundred or two and a test pen and see if they pass?
  12. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enterita how do you get the 10 dollars

    No he's saying you can use a modern 10 dollar bill but try finding a pre 100 dollar bill for the visual you scan.

    you people are fucking retarded. stop teaching others to do shit like this. some kids will probably wander on this site and try it.

    you forgot to put a &totse like "Don't try this, for informational purpose only" in your post.

    dumb cunts!

    also those pens look for the lead in inks not the paper. so how would it pass?. you're a fag. I had douchebags come in with printed bills at our store and those pens work great.

    of course they always say the bank or someone handed it to them in change. usually 20s. how would you get 100 dollar bill as "change" unless you cashed a 1000 dollar bill (do they make 500 notes?) and thats what you got. No bank would make this mistake and no one takes 1000 dollar notes with the odds of giving you a fake 100 note on the way out.
  13. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Stop posting off topic in my thread or I'll kill you.

    I'll bounce you on my knee and tickle you elmo rapey style if you don't stop threatening me.
  14. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by esbity The best way… get a big press and make the plates. Make the paper and ink as well.

    it is said that more money is spent making them then printing cost.

    maybe that's penny's and nickles I'm thinking about.


    I wonder if it's against the law to do a chemical analysis on bill ink.

    Why doesn't the USA do what Enland does and make money out of plastic with plastic windows
  15. NARCassist Black Hole [generalise my sub-saharan gaud]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Why doesn't the USA do what Enland does and make money out of plastic with plastic windows

    Those plastic notes are horrible. You can't fold them at all they just open straight back up again and end up a mess. If you have a wad of them its awkward as fuck.



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  16. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist Those plastic notes are horrible. You can't fold them at all they just open straight back up again and end up a mess. If you have a wad of them its awkward as fuck.



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    Money Clips don't work :/
  17. esbity African Astronaut
    I have both a crisp older $20 and $100 bill.

    You may be able to find these at a coin store...
  18. Lanny virtuosic jazz vampire
    Yeah, plastic bills are kinda annoying to deal with. We had the same think in NZ, lots of transparent garbage, very plastic feel, if you kept one in a wallet for a day it'll never flatten back out again. Probably better than having a bunch of easy counterfeits running around though.
  19. Yes, take a regular $10 bill and bleach it in a pan filled with concrete stripper. Then print the old pre-1990s $100 bill scans (available online) on to it with a good quality laser printer. Then rough it up so it looks used. Or if your $10 bill was mint, don't rough it up and say it's from a collection. Or literally sell the damn bill online to money collectors.
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  20. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jim Yes, take a regular $10 bill and bleach it in a pan filled with concrete stripper. Then print the old pre-1990s $100 bill scans (available online) on to it with a good quality laser printer. Then rough it up so it looks used. Or if your $10 bill was mint, don't rough it up and say it's from a collection. Or literally sell the damn bill online to money collectors.

    Your name is the worse

    You should be ashamed of yourself. You voted from trump just for the sake of the wall.. didn't you?
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