I've already spent over $1,000 on wings in 2019

1. 2019-01-14 at 2:21 AM UTC

   #101
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   
2. 2019-01-14 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #102
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol tamDAM 😥
3. 2019-01-14 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #103
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by HTS Mooch welfare/disability. Which is why I regret being as poor as I am instead of resenting it - because it's basically just a choice I've made out of laziness and convenience. *shrug*
   
   I mean holding stable employment would be hard for me, so the disability is legit, but I could probably be doing more.

   
   What disability do you have that is LEGIT because working is 'hard for you.'?
   
   Fucker. It takes weird smoker ordering wings for DAYZ to make you wanna have money?
   
   PAY ME TO BE DEPRESSED
   
   tee hee fuck you
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4. 2019-01-14 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #104
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I refer to ( mostly the second half of) 2017 as the year of the wings. I ate so much im surprised i didnt grow feathers.
5. 2019-01-14 at 4:13 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   they stop producing real chicken wings since 2006.
   
   all the chicken "wings" that you get from the market today, especially those that are boneless are made of ground chicken and chicken parts including bones and offals and chemicals mixed with hot water to turn them into paste where thay're injected into wing shapped molds.
   
   the chicken factories these days no longer kill or slaughter their chickens before harvesting their meats. chickens are taken straight from the trucks alive and feed into the processing machine whereby they're quarted. their legs and wings are pulled off, deboned and these bones are then placed into special molds to be made into drum sticks and chicken wings.
   
   the rest of the chicken are groud into a paste-like substance where additional chemicals and preservatives and flavoring are added before being molded into the required products.
6. 2019-01-14 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #106
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Vinny, don't ruin things wit your facts.
7. 2019-01-14 at 4:41 PM UTC

   #107
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they stop producing real chicken wings since 2006.
   
   all the chicken "wings" that you get from the market today, especially those that are boneless are made of ground chicken and chicken parts including bones and offals and chemicals mixed with hot water to turn them into paste where thay're injected into wing shapped molds.
   
   the chicken factories these days no longer kill or slaughter their chickens before harvesting their meats. chickens are taken straight from the trucks alive and feed into the processing machine whereby they're quarted. their legs and wings are pulled off, deboned and these bones are then placed into special molds to be made into drum sticks and chicken wings.
   
   the rest of the chicken are groud into a paste-like substance where additional chemicals and preservatives and flavoring are added before being molded into the required products.

   
   That's propaganda put about by the beef industry (who invented the mechanical reclamation of meat)
8. 2019-01-14 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #108
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's propaganda put about by the beef industry (who invented the mechanical reclamation of meat)

   
   and it inspired the chicken industries. since their already being accused of doing it, why not.
   
   major cost savings. a chicken is like 13% bones and 17% offals and other unedibles.
9. 2019-01-14 at 4:48 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by 🐿 Vinny, don't ruin things wit your facts.

   
   my name is charlie,
   
   and i work in a chicken factory.
10. 2019-01-14 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #110
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    All anti-wingsers should be thrown in jail.
11. 2019-01-14 at 4:52 PM UTC

    #111
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and it inspired the chicken industries. since their already being accused of doing it, why not.
    
    major cost savings. a chicken is like 13% bones and 17% offals and other unedibles.

    
    What % of inedibles is in a cow? I bet it's higher % weight ratio inedibles to edibles vs that of a chicken.
12. 2019-01-14 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #112
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What % of inedibles is in a cow? I bet it's higher % weight ratio inedibles to edibles vs that of a chicken.

    
    true.
    
    chickens are birds, their frames are lighter, cows have heavy frames.
    
    what parts of chicken/cow people wont eat depends on culture.
13. 2019-01-14 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #113
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    And birds are descendants of dinosaurs.
14. 2019-01-14 at 5:06 PM UTC

    #114
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    And cows?
15. 2019-01-14 at 5:06 PM UTC

    #115
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why are chikin wings always tucked in when I order them?
16. 2019-01-14 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #116
    

    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    
    
    Wait
    Wings, not Wigs??
    
    
    Nevermind
17. 2019-01-14 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #117
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Buffalo WILD wings.. Yeah, REAL WILD GUYS.
    
    I'm starting a place called Buffalo Tame Wings that will have actual WILD wings that are all splayed out and weird looking.
    
    Thanks.
18. 2019-01-14 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #118
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Hartz chicken put chicken hearts and gizzards on their buffet...so even their offal is offally good.
19. 2019-01-14 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #119
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What is an offal?
20. 2019-01-14 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #120
    

    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Offal good
    
    Or
    
    Offal bad
    
    
    Specificity is crucial