2019-01-12 at 9:40 PM UTC
Found a Hustler branded bookmark in a book in my parent's library when I was 8.
2019-01-12 at 9:41 PM UTC
UNSUB
Tuskegee Airman
[my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
Penthouse in my dentist waiting room
2019-01-18 at 10:24 AM UTC
Went over to a jedi kid named Alex's house with Chris Doukakis to do a book report. Alex's mom wasn't home, so it was just us three and a computer. Eventually Alex pulled up slut.com (this was like 2002- the internet was so innocent back then). But was just fascinated by images of some brunette girl taking a hue dick to the face. Didn't get the book report done for like 2 hours just looking at porn and laughing. Then we watched some headbangers ball and drank YooHoo and played some Twisted Metal. Finally we looked at the chicks covered in jizz some more and then my mom picked me up at the library. After I got home, I immediately began to covertly use google image search to accidentally find pictures to smash my dick to.
I say smash because at one point I was literally fucking the quarter roll to a coin sorter,a no since my dick could only be mashed into the thing flaccid, and then yanked out halfway hard, my first twenty or so masturbatory experiences were pretty much all massive blisters and getting cut with the sharp plastic lip of a coin roller until my dick bled.
You're welcome. Welcum.
2021-01-03 at 1:28 AM UTC
Saw some pop music videos
2021-01-08 at 4:22 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
hbo skinemax scrambled porn, they had a minge back then.
but the first time I ever bought porn was at "dreamers" when I was 18 and it wasn't a sleezy shop they all wore ties and pant suits and told me to have a merry xmas, my first gf who was 16 at the time searched my room at her moms house evidently, and called me when I was at work at the state hospital asking where my pot was because she wanted to smoke and I new whats up so I told her where it was and I had 2 dvd's one of them a voyeur dvd and one of them a booty shaking contest in brazil and she "busted" me and asked to watch them with me and she got insane eyes saying this is what you get hard too? and started crying saying they aren't real women lol
2021-01-08 at 4:45 PM UTC
OP showed me porn in the basement when I was a young lad with a spinner cap and a giant lolipop and he told me not to tell anyone