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Describe your first exposure to pornography.

  1. #41
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ B. Next ever found was dad's VHS's including the famous BUTTMAN GOES TO RIO

    lol, similar
  2. #42
    That was back when you couldn’t even see the vaginas. Women didn’t even have vaginas.
  3. #43
    Fucking VHS tapes
  4. #44
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    thinking back, my uncle had the weirdest shit. back when VCDs were a thing I remember he had like 20 of them labeled SODOMANIA
  5. #45
    Originally posted by aldra thinking back, my uncle had the weirdest shit. back when VCDs were a thing I remember he had like 20 of them labeled SODOMANIA

    do you have any repressed memories ?
  6. #46
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala That was back when you couldn’t even see the vaginas. Women didn’t even have vaginas.



    Originally posted by ohfralala Fucking VHS tapes

    On second thought, the offer was never on the table.
  7. #47
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    probably, I'm very good at repressing
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Loing On second thought, the offer was never on the table.

    I shat on your offer and set your table on fire. Now shut the fuck up nobody wants your prepaid visa. Fucking bogus prince of Saudi.
  9. #49
    Technologist victim of incest
    Nothing exciting. I found my older brother’s magazines. Playboy and Penthouse were big back then.

    Didn’t see porn with men in it till my latter teens when watching pornos with my BF
  10. #50
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala I shat on your offer and set your table on fire. Now shut the fuck up nobody wants your prepaid visa. Fucking bogus prince of Saudi.

    "Shit on your offer" = negotiated the amount
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Technologist Nothing exciting. I found my older brother’s magazines. Playboy and Penthouse were big back then.

    Didn’t see porn with men in it till my latter teens when watching pornos with my BF

    do you also have repressed memories ?
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Loing "Shit on your offer" = negotiated the amount

    I don’t negotiate with terrorists
  13. #53
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala I don’t negotiate with terrorists

    "For $20?"

    So what's the tag price, sweetie?
  14. #54
    There isn’t one.
  15. #55
    Loing African Astronaut
    Oh man, I wish editing my posts were as embarrassing as scoffing at the offer for being too low, then I could know what you feel like and we'd bond so much better.
  16. #56
    Nigga you need some pussy and Xanax.
  17. #57
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Nigga you need some pussy and Xanax.

    Bitch I thought you weren't selling.
  18. #58
    Hold on let me get my catalog.

    *inhales cigarette*
  19. #59
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Hold on let me get my catalog.

    *inhales cigarette*

    Like the entire cigarette, or did you burn it first?
  20. #60
    That made me laugh out loud

    But it was dumb
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