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Describe your first exposure to pornography.

  1. #61
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala That made me laugh out loud

    But it was dumb

    Adam Sandler presents
  2. #62
    Make it happen, Captain
  3. #63
    Unwyred Yung Blood
    Found a Hustler branded bookmark in a book in my parent's library when I was 8.
  4. #64
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Penthouse in my dentist waiting room
  5. #65
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Went over to a jedi kid named Alex's house with Chris Doukakis to do a book report. Alex's mom wasn't home, so it was just us three and a computer. Eventually Alex pulled up slut.com (this was like 2002- the internet was so innocent back then). But was just fascinated by images of some brunette girl taking a hue dick to the face. Didn't get the book report done for like 2 hours just looking at porn and laughing. Then we watched some headbangers ball and drank YooHoo and played some Twisted Metal. Finally we looked at the chicks covered in jizz some more and then my mom picked me up at the library. After I got home, I immediately began to covertly use google image search to accidentally find pictures to smash my dick to.

    I say smash because at one point I was literally fucking the quarter roll to a coin sorter,a no since my dick could only be mashed into the thing flaccid, and then yanked out halfway hard, my first twenty or so masturbatory experiences were pretty much all massive blisters and getting cut with the sharp plastic lip of a coin roller until my dick bled.

    You're welcome. Welcum.
  6. #66
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by CASPER I say smash because at one point I was literally fucking the quarter roll to a coin sorter,a no since my dick could only be mashed into the thing flaccid, and then yanked out halfway hard, my first twenty or so masturbatory experiences were pretty much all massive blisters and getting cut with the sharp plastic lip of a coin roller until my dick bled.

    What brand of coin sorter?
  7. #67
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  8. #68
    Branman65 Yung Blood
    Saw some pop music videos
  9. #69
    Kev Space Nigga
    Describe your first exposure to pornography.

    I think i was a day old, my mom took her top off.
  10. #70
    donkey and horse shows + midget porn

    saw a guy stick his head inside lady, thought it was sexy

    still love midget porn tbh, shit like this gets me every time

    https://midget.porn/black-bbw-enjoys-lesbian-fuck-with-short-crippled-black

    lanny+vinny
  11. #71
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinltyshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1011011--0-1--1--00.-100.01011-----0..-.1.0-0-.1010-11--01-001-----0.-.1--0----.-01---010110-1-(bĀ­anned) you forgot to mention when she gave birth.

    your penis was literally in your mothers vagina.

    in other words, everyone that wasnt born by c-section has literally had their cocks in their mothers vagina.

    or in lannys case, the niggers asshole that squeezed him out after a nine month rectal pregnancy.

    OH SHIT U RITE

    WHAT HAVE I DONE?????
    WHAT HAVE I DONE??????????????????
  12. #72
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    hbo skinemax scrambled porn, they had a minge back then.

    but the first time I ever bought porn was at "dreamers" when I was 18 and it wasn't a sleezy shop they all wore ties and pant suits and told me to have a merry xmas, my first gf who was 16 at the time searched my room at her moms house evidently, and called me when I was at work at the state hospital asking where my pot was because she wanted to smoke and I new whats up so I told her where it was and I had 2 dvd's one of them a voyeur dvd and one of them a booty shaking contest in brazil and she "busted" me and asked to watch them with me and she got insane eyes saying this is what you get hard too? and started crying saying they aren't real women lol
  13. #73
    OP showed me porn in the basement when I was a young lad with a spinner cap and a giant lolipop and he told me not to tell anyone
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