It's too bad my dick can't reach far enough to go in my ass.

1. 2019-01-10 at 12:46 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Just kidding, I don't give a shit about not being able to fuck my own ass, I probably wouldn't even if I could, and if I could and wanted too I'd still wear a rubber.
2. 2019-01-10 at 12:51 AM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Damn you really took it there
3. 2019-01-10 at 12:53 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 Just kidding, I don't give a shit about not being able to fuck my own ass, I probably wouldn't even if I could, and if I could and wanted too I'd still wear a rubber.

   
   of course you dont. you much prefer someone elses dick crammed all up in there while your flaccid, inadequate flapper-doodle flails around uselessly as your asshole gets pounded.
4. 2019-01-10 at 12:56 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock of course you dont. you much prefer someone elses dick crammed all up in there while your flaccid, inadequate flapper-doodle flails around uselessly as your asshole gets pounded.

   
   But it ain't gonna make my dick any bigger 😔
5. 2019-01-10 at 1:09 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
   Beware the peanuts, OP... They can be a real bitch...
6. 2019-01-10 at 1:13 AM UTC

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   mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

   Originally posted by infinityshock of course you dont. you much prefer someone elses dick crammed all up in there while your flaccid, inadequate flapper-doodle flails around uselessly as your asshole gets pounded.

   
   😂
   
   @ flapper doodle
7. 2019-01-10 at 1:16 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 But it ain't gonna make my dick any bigger 😔

   
   its not like you need it for anything anyway. you might as well slice it off and serve it with some spaghetti.
8. 2019-01-10 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mikeyagain Beware the peanuts, OP… They can be a real bitch…

   
   Do you eat the peanuts a second time?
9. 2019-01-10 at 2:13 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by 🐿 Do you eat the peanuts a second time?

   
   bring your tonsils over here and eat my peanuts.
10. 2019-01-10 at 2:23 AM UTC

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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Apparently there's a lot to be said for having a butt buddy. Best friends often buttfucked, and that's not even a bad thing in any sense whatsoever, though the jedis want to imply that any guy who so much as talks to a person of the same sex is gay, repressed, and thus deplorable, for obvious counter-insurgency reasons.
11. 2019-01-10 at 2:28 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Soi,
    Got a ? for ya.
    
    Did any jedi person ever do something to physically, emotionally, or monetarily, to hurt you?
    
    
    JC
12. 2019-01-10 at 2:32 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Is it any of your business?
13. 2019-01-10 at 12:24 PM UTC

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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by Technologist Soi,
    Got a ? for ya.
    
    Did any jedi person ever do something to physically, emotionally, or monetarily, to hurt you?
    
    
    JC

    
    Yes, of course they did.
14. 2019-01-10 at 12:39 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Yes, of course they did.

    
    
    How?
15. 2019-01-10 at 12:57 PM UTC

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    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by Technologist How?

    
    Lied to me and to others.