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I am in a sexual relationship with Lanny and so are you

  1. #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    The nature of his administrative authority is a matrix of raw, sexual power, and our purpose for living is for him to love himself vicariously through our taboo-violating conversations. Behind all of our screens, eyes, and genitals is Lanny's monolithic erotic will, for which I am very proud to serve as an accessory.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    If membership to this site required he access my browsing history and medical records, I would comply with delight. We are here for an orgy and it is necessary to keep our host informed.
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  3. #3
     Acolyte
    Quiet, homo.
  4. #4
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You are an element of Lanny's mind which castigates itself for enjoying acts of perversion, not unlike the instinctive caution which accompanies a boy's first attempt at masturbating. As a personification of Lanny's sexual repression, you are part of a series of mechanisms that help him discriminate thoughtfully in partner selection.
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    that explains why i'm always fucked up on here, i'd never have an orgy sober
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    There are some modes of sexual being that Lanny can only access through an intoxicated human proxy. You are performing a necessary function.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I would say i'd feel violated, but on some base level i've known these facts deeply in my being.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You represent Lanny's relationship to his inner-child, an archetypal substance he's tried to dilute with alcohol, subdue with repression, and transfigure into nefarious gestures of masturbatory hate, but to no avail. He is doomed to remain innocent in his heart and uncorrupted in his mind, and you are the eyes which perceive the beauty in this way of being he cannot abandon.
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    Loing African Astronaut
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    We are the whispers that emit from Lanny's mouth which distort beyond recognition by the time we reach his ears so that he is utterly convinced they belong to others. He is a self-denying schizophrenic in a hall of mirrors and T2k1 is the gleam of truth which reflects throughout.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I really enjoy how you use language Zanick.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I am the enhancement that symbolically renders Lanny's libido into language, I was bred for this purpose by society. Every time he puts his desires into words, "HTS bby lemme at you" or "do this to my body please," that's me at work.
  13. #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sophie I really enjoy how you use language Zanick.

    One of these days I should do the same readability analyses on his posts as I did with infinityshock.

    If I did analyses of every poster on here, they (infinityshock and Zanick) would probably lie at the exact opposite poles on the bell curve.

    Originally posted by gadzooks Also, by the way…

    He (infinityshock) communicates at a sub 4th grade level…

    He got a score of 4.8 on the Dale-Chall readability score (based on the difficulty level of the words you use):

    Score Notes
    4.9 or lower easily understood by an average 4th-grade student or lower
    5.0–5.9 easily understood by an average 5th or 6th-grade student
    6.0–6.9 easily understood by an average 7th or 8th-grade student
    7.0–7.9 easily understood by an average 9th or 10th-grade student
    8.0–8.9 easily understood by an average 11th or 12th-grade student
    9.0–9.9 easily understood by an average 13th to 15th-grade (college) student

    Originally posted by gadzooks On the Flesch Reading Ease Formula, he got a NEGATIVE score, which they do admit is possible, just unlikely:

    The following table can be helpful to assess the ease of readability in a document.

    The table is an example of values. While the maximum score is 121.22, there is no limit on how low the score can be. A negative score is valid.
    Score Difficulty
    90-100 Very Easy
    80-89 Easy
    70-79 Fairly Easy
    60-69 Standard
    50-59 Fairly Difficult
    30-49 Difficult
    0-29 Very Confusing

    His score: -835.88
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  14. #14
    Ghost Black Hole
    I rape lanny
  15. #15
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Lanny loves to buttchug Niqual
  16. #16
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by  Quiet, homo.

    Oh no, T-Q grabbed his boom mic again
  17. #17
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Remembered what I asked you about many months ago?

    This is a perfect example of it.
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    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Remembered what I asked you about many months ago?

    This is a perfect example of it.

    Where did you purchase that bed from?

    Its an exclusive model only sold at Scandinavian Designs.
  19. #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LANNY IS A DIRTY FAGGOT THAT SUCKS NIGGER COCK The nature of his administrative authority is a matrix of raw, sexual power, and our purpose for living is for him to love himself vicariously through our taboo-violating conversations. Behind all of our screens, eyes, and genitals is Lanny's monolithic erotic will, for which I am very proud to serve as an accessory.



    no one wants to hear about your masturbation or your schitzoid multiple personality disorder, you dumb faggot nigger whore
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks One of these days I should do the same readability analyses on his posts as I did with infinityshock.

    If I did analyses of every poster on here, they (infinityshock and Zanick) would probably lie at the exact opposite poles on the bell curve.

    suck a nigger cock, faggot.

    lanny-fag and zanick-fag are one in the same

    use your fancy-shmancy techno-babble to analyze both SNs posting style and youll see that clearly
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