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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Good investment. Not only can they last a lifetime, if you mind them you can leave them to your grandkids.

    Grandpas buttplug.

    Fun for the whole family.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Humans are traditionally hunter-gatherers, and all hunter-gatherers are by necessity travellers. Humans have a very efficient gait for moving long distances slowly (we really don't run well), and we can preserve food to carry it with us. Early humans probably hunted animals by following them around until they literally collapsed.

    And even settled down farmers like to move fairly long distances to marry, presumably to ensure some sort of genetic diversity is achieved.

    This was kind of my hypothesis. That it must be something innate. The fact that we get some kind of chemical gratification out of travel and new places is kind of interesting.


    Originally posted by Sophie If we were as you say "better programmed" we'd still be somewhere around Africa.

    Well I mean I guess it depends on what humans are really meant to do. Agriculture is really one of the guiding reasons for civilization. So you'd think that would be the direction you'd be inclined to go. But I don't know many people who are happy being stuck in the same place for any serious amount of time. I mean we take vacations to recharge as it were. Kind of an interesting concept.


    Or I'm just high. Because I'm reaaallllyyy fucking high. I swear it's like my bran finally got plugged in, and I've been running on dying batteries for the last 10 years. In b4 I spend the next 4 hours reading about neurotransmitters, diet, depression and its effects on cognition and memory formation/recall.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER This was kind of my hypothesis. That it must be something innate. The fact that we get some kind of chemical gratification out of travel and new places is kind of interesting.




    Well I mean I guess it depends on what humans are really meant to do. Agriculture is really one of the guiding reasons for civilization. So you'd think that would be the direction you'd be inclined to go. But I don't know many people who are happy being stuck in the same place for any serious amount of time. I mean we take vacations to recharge as it were. Kind of an interesting concept.


    Or I'm just high. Because I'm reaaallllyyy fucking high. I swear it's like my bran finally got plugged in, and I've been running on dying batteries for the last 10 years. In b4 I spend the next 4 hours reading about neurotransmitters, diet, depression and its effects on cognition and memory formation/recall.

    I love that feel bro.

    But on the real though.

    Humans weren't meant to do shit, that would imply intelligent design. We just happen to be the most complex arrangements of matter in the Universe, as far as we know. And if that sounds like a downer to you, it's not. You're literally the fabric of the Universe, the part of it, whatever it is, that can understand itself.
  4. Originally posted by Sophie 90's kids, heyooo


    damn i haven't heard that shit in a long time, like a really fucking long time, so long that i'm pretty sure that this is the first time i've listened to it on drugs ever. it's a strange feeling. sometimes i miss being sober but then i get sober and it fucking blows

    *smokes weed*
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  5. "you're a little late, i'm already torn"

    i think she means tunt up because she just got dumped so she got wasted on xanax and vodka. but then she says shes wide awake so i'm guessing she must have done some meth or at the very least a little blow as well. not a bad choice i guess but i'd probably ditch the vodka in exchange for copious amounts of weed. or maybe just a sheet of LSD and a year in the void.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sophie I love that feel bro.

    But on the real though.

    Humans weren't meant to do shit, that would imply intelligent design. We just happen to be the most complex arrangements of matter in the Universe, as far as we know. And if that sounds like a downer to you, it's not. You're literally the fabric of the Universe, the part of it, whatever it is, that can understand itself.


    Yeah I meant to put quotations marks around "meant" but my iPad keyboard was being an obsolete faggot and not letting me get to numbers and punctuation. I figured you would catch what I was layin down. We on the same page.

    I need to have a talk with this nigga about his definition of THC free, because I can't be at work like this telling my co worker that I never really got into sports because the kind of pressure that a lot of athletes put on themselves, and their inability to live down their mistakes...just makes me sad as shit. I still know dudes who still haven't gotten over the fact that they committed a fielder error in the 7th inning of a high school CIF baseball game. Life is just so short, to be hung up on what you did in a game like 15 years ago.

    Anyway...yeah. I need to sit this dude down. "Raul- you're fuckin my day up. You've got my Lyft driver looking at me all weird in the rear view mirror because I've just bared my soul to him, and I'm too high to know whether we're now having a human moment or I just made the next 20 minutes really uncomfortable..."
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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah I meant to put quotations marks around "meant" but my iPad keyboard was being an obsolete faggot and not letting me get to numbers and punctuation. I figured you would catch what I was layin down. We on the same page.

    I need to have a talk with this nigga about his definition of THC free, because I can't be at work like this telling my co worker that I never really got into sports because the kind of pressure that a lot of athletes put on themselves, and their inability to live down their mistakes…just makes me sad as shit. I still know dudes who still haven't gotten over the fact that they committed a fielder error in the 7th inning of a high school CIF baseball game. Life is just so short, to be hung up on what you did in a game like 15 years ago.

    Anyway…yeah. I need to sit this dude down. "Raul- you're fuckin my day up. You've got my Lyft driver looking at me all weird in the rear view mirror because I've just bared my soul to him, and I'm too high to know whether we're now having a human moment or I just made the next 20 minutes really uncomfortable…"

    I did pick up what you were putting down i am just a pedantic fucker. Truth be told, humans were meant to live in tribes of up to 150 people. Mostly hunter gatherers, probably with a pinch of agriculture thrown in.
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    Sorry this thread is now my Tinychat and I'm in control of the music
  13. just a cluster of atoms thrust deep in a chasm
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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Man I was going for a vibe but I lost it. I lost the moment. Let that be a lesson to you. Never lose it.
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    "Birdbox". LOL. I'm so fucking relevant guys. I can't even,

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