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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Loing I've been feeling mentally awful since the morning. Idk wtf is going on. I woke up with intense anxiety and massive stress for no apparent reason.

    The next 8ish hours, I walked around with nothing going wrong at all
    totally normal day, with my heart racing and unable to think at all, just feeling horrible.

    It is very weird, I don't know what the fuck is actually happening. I don't have any reason to be upset or stressed. But I felt doom. I only settled a little in the past 3ish hours

    Its alright you prolly just caught a dose of that gay plague thats going about.


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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    They got meds that can keep you from going full blown nowadays. So don't stress out too much captain falcon you fucking big homo you.


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  3. Ghost Black Hole
    Shut up
  4. Loing African Astronaut
    I am so awesome my body needs to take me down a peg every so often.
  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Loing I am so awesome my body needs to take me down a peg every so often.

    Yeah I don't think you'll find its that.


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  6. Loing African Astronaut
    Rather than going to a therapist, I am going to hire a jester
  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Loing Rather than going to a therapist, I am going to hire a jester

    You'll be making his bells ring


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  8. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by DietPiano She describes INTJ, but she retyped as INFJ, which is what I am. We have a tendency for schizoid.

    We’re you on drugs when you were typed?
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Loing I've been feeling mentally awful since the morning. Idk wtf is going on. I woke up with intense anxiety and massive stress for no apparent reason.

    The next 8ish hours, I walked around with nothing going wrong at all
    totally normal day, with my heart racing and unable to think at all, just feeling horrible.

    It is very weird, I don't know what the fuck is actually happening. I don't have any reason to be upset or stressed. But I felt doom. I only settled a little in the past 3ish hours

    And now that I think about it, after watching all those weird medical diagnosis shows the other day- there are all times of things- even some foods or vegetables- that inhibit metabolization of certain hormones, or certain things that can temporarily fuck with ur neuro transjammers and whatnot.

    U prolly ate too much kale, nigga. Dont tempt fate, you spicy paki daredevil, you.
  10. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER And now that I think about it, after watching all those weird medical diagnosis shows the other day- there are all times of things- even some foods or vegetables- that inhibit metabolization of certain hormones, or certain things that can temporarily fuck with ur neuro transjammers and whatnot.

    U prolly ate too much kale, nigga. Dont tempt fate, you spicy paki daredevil, you.

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  11. MY SHIRT LOOK STUPID IF MY PANTS AINT LOW I SAID MY SHIRT LOOK STUPID IF MY PANTS AINT LOW
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I wonder if "wanderlust" is an evolutionary response to stagnation/ perceived lack of opportunities n resources? It's kind of a universal concept. But youd think we would be better programmed to prefer routine and stability, comfort. Just made me think...what is it that's so gratifying about seeking out strange, new, unknown things?

    I'm not even going to bother rereading to see if I just said something retarded. I'm high. Gnight.
  13. Originally posted by CASPER I wonder if "wanderlust" is an evolutionary response to stagnation/ perceived lack of opportunities n resources? It's kind of a universal concept. But youd think we would be better programmed to prefer routine and stability, comfort. Just made me think…what is it that's so gratifying about seeking out strange, new, unknown things?

    I'm not even going to bother rereading to see if I just said something retarded. I'm high. Gnight.

    idk but i kinda made a thread about this the other day but you said it better
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CASPER I wonder if "wanderlust" is an evolutionary response to stagnation/ perceived lack of opportunities n resources? It's kind of a universal concept. But youd think we would be better programmed to prefer routine and stability, comfort. Just made me think…what is it that's so gratifying about seeking out strange, new, unknown things?

    I'm not even going to bother rereading to see if I just said something retarded. I'm high. Gnight.

    If we were as you say "better programmed" we'd still be somewhere around Africa.
  15. for posteritie's lulz
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    90's kids, heyooo

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  17. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Humans are traditionally hunter-gatherers, and all hunter-gatherers are by necessity travellers. Humans have a very efficient gait for moving long distances slowly (we really don't run well), and we can preserve food to carry it with us. Early humans probably hunted animals by following them around until they literally collapsed.

    And even settled down farmers like to move fairly long distances to marry, presumably to ensure some sort of genetic diversity is achieved.
  18. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Key to the house to be a joke sub And You can go your whole life only speaking to people of one culture and a half thanks to Crouton for the first time in Maybe 5 years of age and treat them like anyone else in the world that no one can ever see a study for your claim
  19. Bought butt plugs
  20. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Bought butt plugs

    Good investment. Not only can they last a lifetime, if you mind them you can leave them to your grandkids.

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