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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Loing She's so fly I'd suck her daddy's dick

    ^^ Peter puffer
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also: mystery medical diagnosis videos on YouTube is not the shit to watched when you're stoned off your tits, drunk and on a low dose of mushrooms at 3:30 am.

    Like the exact wrong thing. Now I can lay here and listen to my jangled damaged genes creak like a wind blown wooden sign as the metasticized melanocytes tumble in every drop of blood to every vital organ and then slowly begin to break you down cell by tortured cell.


    Ugh. This doesn't seem like CBD only weed to me. Js.


    E: Fast forward 150 years and the neo stoner new agey amethyst buttplug hipster queefs were all correct, and CBD derivative is actually a miracle drug that reverses cancer growth and makes your dick huge and your brain super neuronally dense. Sure we might make fun of you guys for paying $85 bucks a bottle for CBD-only, organic vaginal lubricant, but I guess jokes on us when all you velvety softbois are alive and well in 2125 getting some deus ex dick augmentations, and all of us gravelly, salty bona fide vital, masculine junkie specimens are all 60 years past worm food, declined and liquid, in languid idiotic interpretation...some unbeguiling, reassembled pablum born of teenage mirth.





    Fuck. What the fuck was that? It's like gimp suit Alan Ginsberg riding a cattle prostate stimulator to a death metal soundtrack.

    I'm going to bed now.

    I look forward o finding this tomorrow.
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  3. Ghost Black Hole
    I think I have an ulcer
  4. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Also: mystery medical diagnosis videos on YouTube is not the shit to watched when you're stoned off your tits, drunk and on a low dose of mushrooms at 3:30 am.

    Like the exact wrong thing. Now I can lay here and listen to my jangled damaged genes creak like a wind blown wooden sign as the metasticized melanocytes tumble in every drop of blood to every vital organ and then slowly begin to break you down cell by tortured cell.


    Ugh. This doesn't seem like CBD only weed to me. Js.


    E: Fast forward 150 years and the neo stoner new agey amethyst buttplug hipster queefs were all correct, and CBD derivative is actually a miracle drug that reverses cancer growth and makes your dick huge and your brain super neuronally dense. Sure we might make fun of you guys for paying $85 bucks a bottle for CBD-only, organic vaginal lubricant, but I guess jokes on us when all you velvety softbois are alive and well in 2125 getting some deus ex dick augmentations, and all of us gravelly, salty bona fide vital, masculine junkie specimens are all 60 years past worm food, declined and liquid, in languid idiotic interpretation…some unbeguiling, reassembled pablum born of teenage mirth.





    Fuck. What the fuck was that? It's like gimp suit Alan Ginsberg riding a cattle prostate stimulator to a death metal soundtrack.

    I'm going to bed now.

    I look forward o finding this tomorrow.

    i always wake up to find myself posting weird shit like this. that's what it's all about tho.
  5. I've taken pure CBD many several times, and a megadose one time.

    It has never done anything for my pain, is not anxiolitic that I can tell, doesn't promote sleep, doesn't help schizoi. It's useless.

    When I look up why it does nothing on reddit, they always say OHHH, well you gotta mix it with THC!!

    then what is the point of legal cbd
  6. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I've taken pure CBD many several times, and a megadose one time.

    It has never done anything for my pain, is not anxiolitic that I can tell, doesn't promote sleep, doesn't help schizoi. It's useless.

    When I look up why it does nothing on reddit, they always say OHHH, well you gotta mix it with THC!!

    then what is the point of legal cbd

    plants are always better whole. opium > morphine
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  8. Emojis are foor poor people
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sometimes i wish it was the 1920's, and since it'd be the great depression anyway, i'd have nothing to do but smoke opium in Chinatown and listen to Swing Jazz in the speakeasy.
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  10. Ghost Black Hole
  11. Originally posted by Sophie Sometimes i wish it was the 1920's, and since it'd be the great depression anyway, i'd have nothing to do but smoke opium in Chinatown and listen to Swing Jazz in the speakeasy.

    isn't that pretty much what you do now?
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III isn't that pretty much what you do now?

    Yes but without the old-timey fashion (-_-')
  13. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sophie Yes but without the old-timey fashion (-_-')

    or the slim women
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box or the slim women

    Or majority white women for that matter.
  15. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sophie Or majority white women for that matter.

    subscribe to pewdiepie
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    SHOW YOU TO BE THE MANE
  17. Loing African Astronaut
    I want to suck nyannyans cock
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box subscribe to pewdiepie

    Already am. 9yo army, really think i wouldn't be all over that shit?
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietPiano I've taken pure CBD many several times, and a megadose one time.

    It has never done anything for my pain, is not anxiolitic that I can tell, doesn't promote sleep, doesn't help schizoi. It's useless.

    When I look up why it does nothing on reddit, they always say OHHH, well you gotta mix it with THC!!

    then what is the point of legal cbd

    It definitely does SOMETHING as evidenced by the effect it has on kids with epilepsy. And it did help me with sleep. It's just not very pronounced.
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    Smash or pass?

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