The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-01-02 at 4:58 PM UTC

   #6841
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie HO HO HO! Happy New Year niggas. I have returned after long travels and many an adventure, it was fun, it was new. But with a heavy heart i longed for the company of friends, and good conversations by the_hearth.gif.
   
   In the end Totseans will always find their way back home.
   
   I hope you all had a very merry Christmas, and i have nothing but the very best wishes for you.

   
   *Mwah*
2. 2019-01-02 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #6842
   

   Loing African Astronaut
   
3. 2019-01-02 at 9:05 PM UTC

   #6843
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ivd MET (not meth) and it did not give me fractals or send me into hyperspace or anything close to it.
   
   i dont know if i even can go into hyperspace, i literally had the EXACT same trip as I did on lsd last time, but i didnt freak out.
   
   Also have dpt, which is probably more closer to dmt, but im starting to wonder if my brain even can send me through a wormhole. it isnt looking likely.
   
   gave myself an abscess also becaouse i got impatient. might have to wait a while b4 donating plasma again. HANL
4. 2019-01-03 at 6:43 PM UTC

   #6844
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'm quitting drinking for at least 3 months.
5. 2019-01-03 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #6845
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Adderall in my stomach kinda heavy
6. 2019-01-04 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #6846
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sold my guns, and now idk if I can buy one now that I have a possession conviction.
   Private seller loophole?
   
   Otherwise, I might buy a knife to keep in my car.
7. 2019-01-04 at 9:40 AM UTC

   #6847
   

   Loing African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano Sold my guns, and now idk if I can buy one now that I have a possession conviction.
   Private seller loophole?
   
   Otherwise, I might buy a knife to keep in my car.

   
   All you need is your fists
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   And a rape whistle
8. 2019-01-04 at 10:10 AM UTC

   #6848
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Loing And a rape whistle

   
   so you can toot it and let your victims know you're near
9. 2019-01-04 at 11:02 AM UTC

   #6849
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 I'm quitting drinking for at least 3 months.

   
   Just quit drinking Steelies.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Item 9
10. 2019-01-04 at 11:16 AM UTC

    #6850
    

    Loing African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra so you can toot it and let your victims know you're near

    
    
11. 2019-01-05 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #6851
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I bought a 4-way split kilo of Crouton. 2 reds, 1 green, 1 white. I tried the green today and it was very pleasant. Had red before that decent as well.
    
    It's cheap as fuck, and much better than T-PAIN in my opinion. T-PAIN may be better for breaktthrough pain, but it feels synthetic as hell above low doses.
12. 2019-01-05 at 4:33 AM UTC

    #6852
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Hello
13. 2019-01-05 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #6853
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Hello

    
    Zup
14. 2019-01-05 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #6854
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Good Evening
15. 2019-01-05 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #6855
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by DietPiano ivd MET (not meth) and it did not give me fractals or send me into hyperspace or anything close to it.
    
    i dont know if i even can go into hyperspace, i literally had the EXACT same trip as I did on lsd last time, but i didnt freak out.
    
    Also have dpt, which is probably more closer to dmt, but im starting to wonder if my brain even can send me through a wormhole. it isnt looking likely.
    
    gave myself an abscess also becaouse i got impatient. might have to wait a while b4 donating plasma again. HANL

    
    IV DMT and tell me me about your lack of hyperspace. If that doesn't do the trick you have no soul, you're a cyborg, or some foul creature of the nether regions of the universe that must be exterminated.
16. 2019-01-05 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #6856
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Malice onky got to Naturally Camoflauged before he seppe'd. He never got to be Dark Matter lol.
17. 2019-01-05 at 2:31 PM UTC

    #6857
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Malice onky got to Naturally Camoflauged before he seppe'd. He never got to be Dark Matter lol.

    
    im going to fuck you up
18. 2019-01-05 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #6858
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    NO I DO NOT WANT TO OPEN THE FUCKING YOUTUBE APP! It sucks and has 75% more ads.
    
    
19. 2019-01-05 at 2:36 PM UTC

    #6859
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    lmao you're using your fucking phone to use the internet, I hope you fucking die quickly and without much noise.
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    • aldra
20. 2019-01-05 at 3:08 PM UTC

    #6860
    

    Ghost Black Hole