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  1. Originally posted by GGG If I posted all of my alts, a lot of people here would probably feel deeply disturbed with how friendly they've been to me.

    you are turning into hts
  2. Originally posted by hydromorphone This is the reason I come to this hospital, even though it's far as fuck away from where I live: the staff, all the way from the environmental services (house keeping), to the doctors are genuinely nice, and compassionate. I have had techs and nurses who remember me all the way back from May who've stopped me in the hallways to say "Hi" and ask how I'm doing. Hell, I even had a doctor who was on my team back from May stop me and chat with me for 5 minutes a day or so ago. I just came inside from smoking, and was out with my favorite phlebotomist. I always try to make my way out when I know she takes her lunch to chat it up with her. Another phlebotomist here who kinda looks like Bob Marley, he always stops and talks to me when he sees me in the halls, and the other day he waved at me like a lunatic from the window that over looks where I go to smoke on this side of the building. Even security is cool, and a couple of the security guards take time to talk to me, and turn a blind eye at night so I don't have to go all the way down by the street to smoke. I genuinely do like 99.9% of the staff here, and outta the .1% that I don't like, they all are doctors.

    There's a few changes I'd make, if I could, like I think that instead of being smoke free (which in truth they're not…), I think they should offer 1 or 2 locations where it's permitted, with ashtrays, so there wouldn't be butts everywhere, and at that point, I wouldn't mind if they were strict on where people smoked.

    This hospital even has pajama pants that they have for patients, and dude, they have these comfortable as shit panties too, that while I'm not much of a panty wearer, I had to when I'd gotten my period after not having one for like 6 months. (I was on a heparin drip), and all the other hospitals I've been at, they don't even have these cool as fuck robe/house coats. I adore house coats.

    I've even made some pretty cool friends in this place. The smoking circle is strong in this place. I'm just waiting on a call, so I can call another patient so we all can meet up to do dope, feel better, and go check out the children's hospital, and their christmas tree. Oh and serious as a heart attack, on the floor my one friend is on, they have happy Hanukkah written on the glass of the nurses desk, and like a million christmas trees. We also plan to go to the floor with all the babies and watch babies behind glass like we're going to see shit at the aquarium or zoo too. I literally just got back from smoking weed from my awesome as shit apple pipe.

    I don't know about yesterday, or tomorrow, but at least for today, it was nice, and hopefully gets nicer when my friend calls me so we can regroup.

    I was going to make a suggestion in partial humour that you should be a hospital's spokesperson, but that would put you near the vicinity of a pharmacy.

    You're good where you are now.
    Unable to hop over the counter.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    please call me nigger senpai
  4. Originally posted by Lanny please call me nigger senpai

    I haven't had time to boot up this stupid fucking video game yet. Once I run out of things I need to do urgently, I'll pencil you in.

    Expect some time during Easter break.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Loing British politician sex

    hard brexxxit
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  6. Originally posted by aldra hard brexxxit

    you know times are rough when alrda prefers the dh trts over trt
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano you know times are rough when alrda prefers the dh trts over trt

    There's not a lot to seriously post about lately. I have a few longpost projects but I'm doing them more for myself than thinking anyone else will get anything out of them so they're slow hoing
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    hoing

    why is that even an autocorrect option
  9. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I spent way too long trying to figure out what slow holing was, but I think I know now
  10. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    tomorrow I am going to lead a contingent of mutants trained in the language of dolphins and angels, to take to the seas and stop the siege of atlantis. it will be not be broadcasted or tweeted but this effort will depend on your prayer and blood sacrifice. do not hold back your hope for a new golden age.
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  11. Loing African Astronaut
    Fastloing
  12. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG People think I'm all sorts of things that I'm not regardless of any alts. If you go back a few pages, you will see narc and hydro arguing with my phone's typing prediction software.

    I'm not saying you're lying, just I don't recall this. Be a sweet and point out exactly where this is will you?


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  13. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc I'm not saying you're lying, just I don't recall this. Be a sweet and point out exactly where this is will you?


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    Your stupidity is remarkable.
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  14. Loing African Astronaut
    That was the remark.
  15. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    how remarkable.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..
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  17. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..Hydramawrphawne.. i smell like cigarettes in my hospital bed. I met up with an old mexican smokin who gave me 3 oxehs.. everyone on here is obsessed with drugs and nothing else right.. dang im so high in my hospital bed just typin away. §m£ÂgØL you know I'm a good person my kid is with my 300 lb grandma inhaling second hand smoke..

    I read this in its entirety.
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  18. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Loing Your stupidity is remarkable.

    No I genuinely don't remember this but I was prolly high. If §m£ÂgØL could just point out the part where I argued against his prediction software to everybody then we can all carry on with me looking the idiot and §m£ÂgØL looking really smart and clever.


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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG If I posted all of my alts, a lot of people here would probably feel deeply disturbed with how friendly they've been to me.

    I hate all alts especially you
  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Loing If you say you're going to call her, she won't make a big deal out of you leaving in the morning.

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