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  1. Originally posted by hydromorphone lol, and this, ladies, gentleman, and incels are why §m£ÂgØL is a retard.

    *is why §m£ÂgØL is a retard

    §m£ÂgØL are a retard. Please stop §m£ÂgØL. Please. For the sake of the CHILDREN.
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  2. Also I use Eric Clapton as slang for dick. Hey boo you wanna give me some of that Eric Clapton? Yeah girl let me strum this guitar and make you cream.


    Eric Clapton

    Cream

    Get it?





    I hate myself.
  3. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by ohfralala *is why §m£ÂgØL is a retard

    §m£ÂgØL are a retard. Please stop §m£ÂgØL. Please. For the sake of the CHILDREN.

    Oh, for fucks sake, it's a typo. Considering I have nurses, techs, and doctors bothering me at all hours of the day nd night, and I haven't been ablt to sleep for more than 2 hours since I've been here, which is rare in and of it's self, mostly it's a dozen or so power naps a day. I literally had a blood pressure cuff on me, and they were getting my vitals (which holy shit, I just don't feel feverish, I am. She just took my temp. and is paging the doctor right now. 38C- low grade fever.)when I wrote that earlier. I expect some typos in this since I've got her giving me my painb meds, taking vitals, and freaking out that I have a fever- chill out, lady.

    I'm going for a smoke. Since I might have the flu or some other contagious shit, I've requested a box of masks, and gloves. I wear them when ever I leave my room/go to smoke, and I avoid shaking hands, and being too close to other people. I don't think it's the flu, I believe it's to to with my MRSA infection in my femur. It does this sometimes where it just shoots up with fevers and I feel like death. Meh... Whatever.
  4. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Hell, you know it might have been a bit of sleep derivation AND the fact that my girlie just gave me 3 pills of dope last night (her fiance had WU her $150, and she just kinda... gave them to me, I guess because I've helped her out with smokes- rolled her 3 packs as a christmas gift), and let me tell you, it's the best dope in Baltimore called "Pink Panther", and a half a pill does me good, especially with my dillys I take, and then I ran into a girl I was in with at the nursing home. She's wheelchair bound because when she was 12, she got caught up in some assholes shooting on her block, and she got hit and it paralyzed her from the waist down. She'd gotten discharged and seen me smoking while she was waiting for a cab. She remembered how many times I gave her, and the others there smokes when they needed them, and she said said "Well, your good karma with dem smokes has finally paid off" and she handed me 4 30mg oxycodones. Man, as shitty as I've been today (I had the chills in the afternoon, and been running a low grade fever ever since, with a mild headache) so these gifts couldn't have come at a better time. I've been pretty chill, and feeling a lot better with this shit now.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Cream of §m£ÂgØL Soup
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    §m£ÂgØL Chowder
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  7. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Does anyone else use Eric Clapton as slang for coke?

    What's the difference between a bag of coke and a 5 year?

    Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke out of his sight.
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  8. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone lol, and this, ladies, gentleman, and incels are why §m£ÂgØL is a retard. Remember when he gave shit for Narc asking a question "Isn't that a plant that smells like a corpse and attracts insects to eat?" and he went off on him, shitting all over Narc just because he ASKED, he didn't assert to know, nor make any false claims which are totally bullshit just in a effort to drag me throught the mud, and you don't like Narc because he's a friend of mine, and has, and will not talk any bullshit when you, PoC, or Captain Faggot go on a shit throwing spree.

    You'll always be a stupid, self important, idiot because you know not how to ask questions, nor how to just chill the fuck out over every little thing I do, like wtf? PLease, §m£ÂgØL, tell me, why so angry?



    Originally posted by hydromorphone Oh, for fucks sake, it's a typo. Considering I have nurses, techs, and doctors bothering me at all hours of the day nd night, and I haven't been ablt to sleep for more than 2 hours since I've been here, which is rare in and of it's self, mostly it's a dozen or so power naps a day. I literally had a blood pressure cuff on me, and they were getting my vitals (which holy shit, I just don't feel feverish, I am. She just took my temp. and is paging the doctor right now. 38C- low grade fever.)when I wrote that earlier. I expect some typos in this since I've got her giving me my painb meds, taking vitals, and freaking out that I have a fever- chill out, lady.

    I'm going for a smoke. Since I might have the flu or some other contagious shit, I've requested a box of masks, and gloves. I wear them when ever I leave my room/go to smoke, and I avoid shaking hands, and being too close to other people. I don't think it's the flu, I believe it's to to with my MRSA infection in my femur. It does this sometimes where it just shoots up with fevers and I feel like death. Meh… Whatever.



    Originally posted by hydromorphone Hell, you know it might have been a bit of sleep derivation AND the fact that my girlie just gave me 3 pills of dope last night (her fiance had WU her $150, and she just kinda… gave them to me, I guess because I've helped her out with smokes- rolled her 3 packs as a christmas gift), and let me tell you, it's the best dope in Baltimore called "Pink Panther", and a half a pill does me good, especially with my dillys I take, and then I ran into a girl I was in with at the nursing home. She's wheelchair bound because when she was 12, she got caught up in some assholes shooting on her block, and she got hit and it paralyzed her from the waist down. She'd gotten discharged and seen me smoking while she was waiting for a cab. She remembered how many times I gave her, and the others there smokes when they needed them, and she said said "Well, your good karma with dem smokes has finally paid off" and she handed me 4 30mg oxycodones. Man, as shitty as I've been today (I had the chills in the afternoon, and been running a low grade fever ever since, with a mild headache) so these gifts couldn't have come at a better time. I've been pretty chill, and feeling a lot better with this shit now.

    Didn't read
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  9. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra §m£ÂgØL Chowder

    Shrimp §m£ÂgØLbo
  10. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Also I use Eric Clapton as slang for dick. Hey boo you wanna give me some of that Eric Clapton? Yeah girl let me strum this guitar and make you cream.


    Eric Clapton

    Cream

    Get it?





    I hate myself.

    How many times have you gotten the Clap?
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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Loing What's the difference between a bag of coke and a 5 year old?

    Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke out of his sight.

    Ftfy

    There, makes sense now.


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  12. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc Ftfy

    There, makes sense now.


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    Brits
  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Brits

    https://niggasin.space/post/622871


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  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc https://niggasin.space/post/622871


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    I have trouble believing anybody could stay alive while maintaining your level of stupidity
  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG I have trouble believing anybody could stay alive while maintaining your level of stupidity

    I would imagine you probably do.


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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    I wanna buy meth
  17. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Ghost I wanna buy meth

    I wanna buy dope... or T-PAIN, I'm not picky. I do have one pill of dope, and a 30mg oxy left, which I'll probably slam it all together with my dose of dillys.
  18. Originally posted by Loing How many times have you gotten the Clap?

  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I wanna buy dope… or T-PAIN, I'm not picky. I do have one pill of dope, and a 30mg oxy left, which I'll probably slam it all together with my dose of dillys.

    god damn
  20. Originally posted by hydromorphone I wanna buy dope… or T-PAIN, I'm not picky. I do have one pill of dope, and a 30mg oxy left, which I'll probably slam it all together with my dose of dillys.

    Sellll the kiiiids for foooood
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