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  1. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faucet_aerator

    Just so you can educate yourself, §m£ÂgØL. I used part 29 of the aerator assembly diagram.
  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Milky-way is a good thing to troll about this situation where truth has been revealed to you and your still a faggot for believing the aliens are here on earth and that shit died in the winter when they were born and raised in the same place as mud and grime in their native language and their own version of the Bible study in the United Arab countries where they have been clean for one just like this one
  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I'd like to know too. He is a desperate little shit. I think he's just jealous. He never was like this until I moved on. lol it's sad, really.

    You'd think he was the only faggot to ever get dumped and then find out a baby wasn't actually his after all.

    I think we've all had that at some point in our lives, its no biggie lol.


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  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER Idk. When he was on his meds at least he was able to carry on a conversation. Shit makes me sad man. When you're mentally ill is probably not the time to be drinking stramonium. I wonder how hallucinogens work different on different brains,

    There was a time before mash needed meds to be coherent. The drugs do not sweep us over without casualties. RIP coherent mash, we will always be able to notice by how it feels to be a troll of the world
  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Hydro thinks that the weather is changing in time for the story to show up
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG There was a time before mash needed meds to be coherent. The drugs do not sweep us over without casualties. RIP coherent mash, we will always be able to notice by how it feels to be a troll of the world

    I guess I don't know most of you well enough to know one way or the other. I was always under the assumption that he'd been diagnosed schizophrenic or something.

    As much as I feel like I need to partake in the hallucinogen sacrament again to cleanse myself of this fog of negative energy. It's like I'm mourning for the me that could've been. Idk how to describe it,p. But I fear hallucinogens so much now. I understand how fragile the mind is. And even if I weren't obliterated utterly, sometimes all it takes is the pulling of a thread or the cutting of one, to begin to unravel, or become disconnected completely. I always wondered what would happen if I truly came to KNOW and UNDERSTAND that my body was merely a flesh shell, a corporeal prison....what would be the result of that knowledge in my fevered mind? Even on some high doses of shrooms, I remember crying at the corruption I felt in my body. But inside there was this burning white hot blinding light struggling to get out. I imagined the freedom that must come with being able to shed that decaying and malformed sack. And I stomped down into the middle of a glass coffee table. And the piece that broke of the edge shined brilliantly in the blue television light, like a crystal ceremonial dagger. And I ran its edge along my tongue, down my chest between my ribs, up my arms. But the little animal in the back of my mind clawed and bit at its bars and shook its cage violently, like a small dog placed in a slowly warming oven. And I couldn't do it, and I cried because I was a coward and I would always be ugly as long as I was afraid.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also, just watched a dope doc on Netflix about an artist and sculptor named Szukalsky. I'd never heard of him before, but shit was really compelling. As a child he stared into the sun every day for its beauty, and eventually burned a hole through one cornea. In his early 20s he came home to find his father dead in front of their home in the street, struck by a motorist. He lashed out at the gawkers and carried his fathers body several miles to the morgue. When he got there, clearly distraught, he asked a favor of the medical examiner. And then, the son began to dissect his fathers body piece by piece. So when because see his sculptures with their grotesque exaggerated forms and intricate sinews and musculature, and they ask "where did you study anatomy?" , he says "my father taught me".

    Holy shit, right?
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  8. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone You know, I don't know about penis size, but really, who cares. Narc gets all the pussy he wants and needs, but as for personality, hands down, Narc is miles better there than naive, petty little §m£ÂgØL is.

    As for having a record, well, we all have a past. §m£ÂgØL has skeletons in his closet too. No one is free of that, just some have it on the books, and others don't. That's if that's even true. I don't recall Narc saying he was arrested for dealing heroin, and even if it is true, who cares? Drugs should be legal anyway.



    Originally posted by hydromorphone LMFAO, like seriously, you are just out to trash me, and are just being a nit-pickity cunt. You're trying to guilt me and make me look like some kind of awful person, just because you're still butt-hurt.

    At least if you're gonna try to drag my name through the mud, know what the fuck you're talking about first. Screens in sinks are NOT there to "enhancement" water -and the way you worded it, you know damn well you were pulling at straws here- nearly ALL faucets have screens in them. They're there to aerate the water, and help stop splashing. I also said too, whomever put them in (I've done this many times in my house when installing a new faucet- you only need one, but sometimes a bunch sticks together because they're so thin)put in a shitload of screens.

    Oh, dear, §m£ÂgØL! I'm so terrible! I will get patients sick from unenhancemented water!!! (which BTW, there is a enhancemented water machine in the hallway where we get water to drink and ice… no one drinks from the bathroom sink lmfao) Aren't I a terrible person! I took a couple screens out, and there's still like 6 screens left! OMG! It won't be aerated enough!! even though one screen is ideal… and they do need to be replaced from time to time anyway lol… I can't believe you'd be so petty as to actually go off shit you know nothing about, just because you THINK you know something about shit.. Oh, and I wouldn't use a enhancement for a bowl screen, it just wouldn't work. Most enhancements are charcoal canister thingies the water is ran though, and then there's other shit, depending on what exactly you're trying to remove from the water.

    Go get fucked, you petty little boy.



    I'd like to know too. He is a desperate little shit. I think he's just jealous. He never was like this until I moved on. lol it's sad, really.

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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Love me I'm in your heart, hate me I'm on your mind :prissyface:
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That was Neil Armstrong after setting foot back on solid non-studio basement earth.
  11. Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by mmQ That was Neil Armstrong after setting foot back on solid non-studio basement earth.

    Neil Armstrong was a fake character. The guy was played by around a dozen actors -brothers from Manitoba, Canada. He started off as a test pilot - fake! Heavier than air flight is impossible.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth Neil Armstrong was a fake character. He started off as a test pilot - fake! Heavier than air flight is impossible.

    Why are there mirrors WHY IS ALL I SEE MIRRORS????
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nice edit, NEIL.
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Selling Heroin while not as fly as selling glass out the house do be fly tho!
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  15. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Heroin is a fucking of the bulls of the time most important to the world
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Smoke that weed
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop Selling Heroin while not as fly as selling glass out the house do be fly tho!

    Selling Ron out da house be exponentially more fly, primarily as a function of profit margin. I don't know a man alive could make 31k in 50 days selling to like only 10 different people
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does anyone else use Eric Clapton as slang for coke?
  19. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    lol, and this, ladies, gentleman, and incels are why §m£ÂgØL is a retard. Remember when he gave shit for Narc asking a question "Isn't that a plant that smells like a corpse and attracts insects to eat?" and he went off on him, shitting all over Narc just because he ASKED, he didn't assert to know, nor make any false claims which are totally bullshit just in a effort to drag me throught the mud, and you don't like Narc because he's a friend of mine, and has, and will not talk any bullshit when you, PoC, or Captain Faggot go on a shit throwing spree.

    You'll always be a stupid, self important, idiot because you know not how to ask questions, nor how to just chill the fuck out over every little thing I do, like wtf? PLease, §m£ÂgØL, tell me, why so angry?
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Does anyone else use Eric Clapton as slang for coke?

    Just "Clapton" and only with old heads/ white people. Niggaz have no earthly clue who pretty much every white musician/actor/song/ cultural figure is.

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